Well that was short lived…

[RedX]

Well…shit. Sorry to see that.

 

[fordguy]

Can't see any damage in all the weird Darth Vader helmet body lines anyway.

 

[Grnjp92]

I would have ruined the driver's seat and floorboard.

Apparently better then hitting a moose m!

 

[total newb]

230k when i killed it.
I already put 2 bumpers and grills on it from all the shit she hit.

She got me back though. This was about 4k after i bought it. And the second deer it hit.

Some deer loving hippy bitch posted a question on local fbgrp "how many deer have you hit?"
They were not happy with me when i said "as many as i fucking want".
Ive hit 2 and booped 1. So im $600 saved so far. 4 more and im free and its all bonus deer from there.

 

[Add]

Meh. This was mine after I owned it for 2 weeks. First new vehicle I’ve ever bought. Probably had less than 1000 miles on it when this happened.

Looks familiar

 

[total newb]

Ive hit some where between 11-15 with the bumper including 3 seperate deer miles apart in 1 26mile drive in a snow "strorm" going about 30mph.

I dont have any pics left of the dodge but it had a ruenell winch bumper(no upper/brush gaurd) and it got 2 deer and totaled a honda, grand total damage, $40, and i got the $40 back from the owner of the honda.

 

[bad zuki]

Some deer loving hippy bitch posted a question on local fbgrp "how many deer have you hit?"

Did a deer or a moose do that to the front of the tahoe???

My truck has hit 4 deer. I've hit 2 in the sami, and 2 in rental silverado. 4 ended up in the freezer.

 

[total newb]

Did a deer or a moose do that to the front of the tahoe???

My truck has hit 4 deer. I've hit 2 in the sami, and 2 in rental silverado. 4 ended up in the freezer.

It was a elk mid jump @70mph.

 

[Splib]

Arse woke up startled with a weird rash……..

 

[665.0coupe]

Looks familiar

 

[total newb]

I got yelled at from totalgirlfriend a few weeks ago for not seeing deer. When she rides with ne shes constantly calling them out, no matter where theyre at.

Its not that i dont see them, i dont really notice them if theyre not on the asphalt, its that i dont care. Ive got bumpers ill hit every one of them.

 

[4runner]

Wife's Lincoln, had it 7 months...deer ran away. Waiting to hear from adjuster, but I fear its gonna be a total. Still runs and drives great. She's driving my POS Jeep now.

 

[total newb]

I drug one off the hiway on my way home this morning @3am.


on the way to work theres 2 within 100y of where the carcass was.


Ive seen 9 in a mile and larger groups in the grassy spots

 

[total newb]

Someone else here had a very new dodge and hit an elk on a major hiway costing around $16k.
There was a video.

 

[Vinman]

Someone else here had a very new dodge and hit an elk on a major hiway costing around $16k.
There was a video.

Haha. That was me back in 2017 and todays deer was on the same road and less than 1/2 mile away. Yeah, I’m a slow learner

 

[total newb]

Haha. That was me back in 2017 and todays deer was on the same road and less than 1/2 mile away. Yeah, I’m a slow learner

Lol.

Buy bumper asap dumbass.

 

[Gunwalls_Buckthorne]

The only new vehicle I’ve ever purchased and my wife smoked a buzzard on the way home. 7 miles on it.

 

[Aisin]

230k when i killed it.
I already put 2 bumpers and grills on it from all the shit she hit.

She got me back though. This was about 4k after i bought it. And the second deer it hit.

Some deer loving hippy bitch posted a question on local fbgrp "how many deer have you hit?"
They were not happy with me when i said "as many as i fucking want".
Ive hit 2 and booped 1. So im $600 saved so far. 4 more and im free and its all bonus deer from there.

Just wait until one decides to run into the side of truck while you are doing 60. Happened to me. Caved in the drivers front fender. Blew out the windshield. His neck then hit the A pillar and his body swung around. Caved in the drivers door and blew the window out. The cock sucker also managed to dent the B pillar with one of his hooves.

 

[Grnjp92]

I hit a deer at about 45 50. My ex who was following behind me said it went about 16 feet in the air. Clipped it with the bumper, it swung around hit the front fender and the the tire. Hair everywhere!

 

[arse_sidewards]

Toyota people: "I hit a mailbox and wound up in a forest"

GM people: "uhh, I hit a deer this one time"

An we all know GM people are knuckle dragging mullet wearing retards so what does that say about Toyota people.

 

[Penetrode Offroad]

Toyota people: "I hit a mailbox and wound up in a forest"

 

[Chadwick]

So did it land in the bed?

Cj5 soa 4spd 304..
3 fucking deer out of 40ish.. hit dead on i end up in a harvested nasty wet cornfield... got out with mag lite went and checked deer to see if they were worth loading up or not... body's full of jello... so a big negative. Go walk jeep it's OK. Went home. Had hair in-between tires and rims on three of them..

Another in not your mommies Camry..
My kids all with me doing speed limit state highway everyone seatbelted in (yes all of us.product of being on base is base housing seat belts are a good thing) so the deer so fast is bam infront of us i swerve just enough that all hit was driver side front and deer vanished.. I hit it , kids all are where'd it go, exactly what I'm thinking.. stop everyone is OK.. get out with maguire looking hair in trim across windshield .. shit on the roof. And no friq. Deer to be found...

 

[Stuck]

Holy shit

Yup. Right in her pants most likely.

 

[TRINDU]

My uncle traded in his truck the night before he moved down here, picked it up that morning, hooked his trailer up and headed here. He gets within 1/4 mile of the new house and has a deer coming running towards the road from the woods. He comes to a complete stop. Deer turns without ever losing any speed and runs itself right into his driver's side door killing itself while he's at a standstill. Had to get a new door at 650 miles.

Happens to the best of us. I'm sporting a dented door on my dually because of a kamikaze doe. After she hit the door. The duals went over, then the GN tires after. All that was left was a grease spot in the road.

Other than those two instances... We have been very pleased with them. (knock on wood) Everyone here seems to hate the shit outtah em but we'll continue to buy at this point.

You have to completely ignore everything you know about USA or Japanese vehicles and they make sense. The 2.0T is a garbage boat anchor. Rest have their quirks, but manageable. I've also had good luck with VW, but extremely picky on YMM. I want a <17 SQ5 in the worst way for the Mrs.

Whenever I see a mismatched full replacement on a truck... the driver looks like they have a touch of the downs and/or 'uncle daddy' is frequently spoke in their household.

 

[ExWrench]

I once had a brand new KLR650 for less than 1 tank of gas, then met a drunk driver. . .

Fortunately, I flew over the drunk's car or I'd be at room temperature about now

 

[Steve300xcw]

Yup. Right in her pants most likely.

woulda had every right too

 

[Landslide]

My sister hit four deer over time with her ford fusion car. She bought a new Toyota 4Runner last year and I highly suggested she have a front guard installed and she had the dealer install it before she picked it up.

 

[subybaja]

The only new vehicle I’ve ever purchased and my wife smoked a buzzard on the way home. 7 miles on it.

Buzzard. Weird. In my head, that's like running over a penguin.

 

[smurfblue40]

I’ve had two vehicles damaged when they were parked.

The first was my ‘70 Pontiac LeMans. Parked under a street light in a parking lot across from closed business. Some lady still managed to back into it.

The second was my 2019 Tundra. It was parked in a very limited parking area, which I thought was the better choice between two parking areas available. Nope… HOA street sweeper backed in to a handicap space then rubbed against my truck when he pulled out.

This is what $11,000 worth of damage looks like (their insurance coverage fixed it, the driver was retired)

My insurance kept asking about injuries. When I told them it was parked, they were all

 

[V30crewcab]

Yall need a squarebody! only deer I've ever hit was in the 88 crewcab. ran right in front of me at 60 mph, didn't hit the brakes, it bent the bottom of the bumper a little and went under the truck completely. didn't have to fix anything.