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11 New Security Measures The Trump Campaign Will Be Implementing After Assassination Attempt

Following what the FBI confirmed was a second assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, the Secret Service has reportedly been hard at work collaborating with the private security team at Trump's Mar-a-Lago home to increase security.
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11 New Security Measures The Trump Campaign Will Be Implementing After Assassination Attempt
Sponsored·Sep 16, 2024 · BabylonBee.com





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Following what the FBI confirmed was a second assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, the Secret Service has reportedly been hard at work collaborating with the private security team at Trump's Mar-a-Lago home to increase security.
Through interfacing with a vast network of inside sources, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of new security measures the Trump campaign will be implementing immediately:
  1. Security will now be required to yell "Any assassins out here?" before bringing Trump outside: Also, all would-be assassins will be required to say "Yeah, I'm here."
  2. Post "Gun-Free Zone" signs around Mar-a-Lago: Everyone knows a good "Gun-Free Zone" sign is the most surefire way to eliminate all threats.
  3. Obtain a restraining order against the FBI: This will remove the number-one threat to Trump's safety.
  4. All Secret Service agents will be replaced by Kyle Rittenhouse: He's all you need.
  5. Build a wall around Mar-a-Lago and make Mexico pay for it: Even Democrats agree that walls around private homes are effective.
  6. Laura Loomer will now be chained in the yard outside the front door of Trump's house: No one will want to go anywhere near that crazy loon.
  7. Have 10-foot-tall Barron Trump search for snipers from his high vantage point: From up there, he can see things that normal human beings would never be able to spot.
  8. Triple the size of Trump's current Secret Service detail to six people: The previously allotted security team of two ladies just isn't cutting it.
  9. Strongly secure all doors by wedging chairs under the doorknobs like they do in the movies: If it's good enough to work in every drama from the 70s and 80s, it's good enough to work today.
  10. Give Trump's Secret Service agents real guns from now on: In hindsight, the airsoft and bubble guns may be putting Trump's life in danger.
  11. Politely ask the Harris-Walz campaign to stop referring to Trump as Hitler and calling him an existential threat to democracy: Nobody thinks this will actually happen, but it doesn't hurt to ask.
 
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Looks like there were explosives planted near NY Trump Rally. I haven't found a good link yet with more details.
 
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Biden Promises Next Trump Assassin Will Be A Woman Of Color

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented win for diversity, President Biden pledged to the American people that the next assassin of Donald Trump would be a woman of color.
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Biden Promises Next Trump Assassin Will Be A Woman Of Color
Politics·Sep 19, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented win for diversity, President Biden pledged to the American people that the next assassin of Donald Trump would be a woman of color.
"I will appoint the first black woman to assassinate Trump," Biden said. "It's long overdue."
The surprise announcement has stirred speculation that Biden would be ordering Kamala Harris to finish what the previous two shooters had started. However, with her busy on the campaign trail, sources tell us he's shown interest in one of those Haitians he's been hearing so much about.
In an exclusive sit-down interview with Al Sharpton on MSNBC, Biden said, "It's long past time. We should have assassins that reflect the nation — a black nation. Blacks are great killers. No, I'm serious! Have you ever been to South Central? Corn Pop was a bad dude, a killer! And I want someone like that on our team. But, you know, a woman."
"Black women are just as smart and capable as Lee Harvey Oswald," he added.
When asked what he would do if no women of color wanted to kill Trump, Biden simply stated, "If you don't want Trump dead, you ain't black!"
Later, while visiting his favorite ice cream shop, Biden suddenly told the clerk, "By the way, I'm proud to be — as I said — the first vice president, the first black woman to serve as the head of the deep state because together we can — Look, there's nothing we can do because this is the United States of America and therefore the next killer's gotta' be black."
At publishing time, Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre had been seen suiting up in full-body kevlar.
 
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Matt Gaetz Drops DHS Bombshell: Five Assassination Teams Are Targeting Trump on US Soil

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Matt Gaetz Drops DHS Bombshell: Five Assassination Teams Are Targeting Trump on US Soil​


By Jeff Charles | 4:36 PM on September 19, 2024
The opinions expressed by contributors are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of RedState.com.
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Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) announced that there are at least five assassination teams in the United States that are intent on assassinating former President Donald Trump, according to an interview published on Thursday.


The revelation comes in the wake of 58-year-old Ryan Wesley Routh's arrest after trying to assassinate the former president at a West Palm Beach golf course. Gaetz expressed concerns that Trump might not have the level of protection he needs to keep him safe from foreign and domestic threats:

“Tragic. Avoidable,” Gaetz said when asked for his thoughts on the second assassination attempt against the former president.
“I am starting to get the impression that we do not have enough force protection of supporting President Trump that we ought to have, given the threat environment,” he said, noting that he recently met with a senior official in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) who said that there are at least five known assassination teams in the United States, “at least three of which are foreign that are out to kill Trump.”
“And, with that type of activity, I don’t think we should be allowing people to set up for an extended period of time and wait to take their shot outside of his golf properties or his other properties,” Gaetz said, expressing concern that the second suspect, Ryan Wesley Routh, was previously known to officials, encountered at the border upon his return to the country from Ukraine.
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Gaetz further explained how Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) “thought [Routh's] story was so suspicious that he was recruiting freedom fighters all over the world to go fight in Ukraine, and when they asked him how he was financing this, he said, ‘Oh, well, my wife is paying for it.’”

The congressman was asked how these assassination teams could be in the United States. Gaetz responded, explaining that there is “insufficient scrutiny to stop them from doing so”:

“Three of these teams are foreign-inspired, from my understanding — Iranians, Ukraine, Pakistan — and, you know, the work is obviously challenging to protect — protective detail, like a presidential campaign that is vigorous and out campaigning,” he said.
Given this threat, Gaetz said they are investigating to see if they have the right protective detail, such as the correct sniper teams and the right tactical teams.
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The lawmaker said there are suspicions among his colleagues that there could be a mole in the Secret Service. The agency has been under scrutiny since the first attempt on Trump’s life, which occurred in July:

“I have Republican colleagues who have not ruled out a mole inside the Secret Service of providing information about points of vulnerability,” he said. “I’ve not seen evidence of that, but I’ve got colleagues that are very, very smart at this who say they can’t rule that out, given some of the anomalies and the fact pattern here.”
More likely, Gaetz said, there is “such a sense of disdain for Trump, and there’s such a desire to diminish him within some of these agencies that giving him less protection, not having him surrounded by a bunch of strong men that appear authoritative in nature, that that type of a virtue signal to drain protective resources away is tolerated because, frankly, in their heart of hearts, they don’t think much of Trump.”
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The efforts to assassinate Trump have added yet another dimension to the upcoming presidential election. Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) recently said that whistleblowers brought to light some serious flaws in how the Secret Service is guarding the former president:

According to a whistleblower, protocol requires them to put agents at the areas of vulnerability that exist around the course. They normally put people there; they've done it many times before.
Yet they didn't this time, as the suspect lay in wait.
Hawley said the whistleblowers told him, "That's strange. That's out of protocol."
"It's not even clear Secret Service swept the perimeter before Trump took to the course," Hawley said. If they had, they likely would have found the suspect.
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Meanwhile, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis announced that state authorities have launched their own investigation into the second attempt to kill Trump. “Clearly, there were multiple violations of Florida law. We also, I think, have an interest in vindicating the truth about where this guy came from, what his motivations were; the people of our state deserve that,” the governor said during an interview.
 
Not surprising. Why risk getting caught having him killed yourself when you can just leave the border open and ignore credible threats so it just looks like plain old government incompetence when one of these people gets lucky.

We're close enough to the election that people have made up their minds. Do what Biden did and go sit in a basement til after November. Let Kamala be forced to be the center of media attention when they get nothing to work with from Trump. 46 days is plenty for her to remind people how unlikable and stupid she is when she's the only one in the news cycle.
 
I stopped a 1:08 because he sounds like a cheap 1970's used car salesman on mid daytime television :eek:

Key words - Bombshell. Get this out there. and I can t vomit up the rest. :homer:
 
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I stopped a 1:08 because he sounds like a cheap 1970's used car salesman on mid daytime television :eek:

Key words - Bombshell. Get this out there. and I can t vomit up the rest. :homer:
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Well he’s one who’s never heard of Gunbroker.com because he can’t grasp how someone from out of state could possibly obtain an old, used rifle.

Where he does kinda get it is ..
He is also fascinated on how he is supposed to be broke but could afford a plane ticket.
And
How was he familiar withe the golf club and how he knew Trumps schedule.


I still think the guy may not be working directly as a CIA agent, but is a CIA tool, and I go back to all his Ukrainian activities for that.
 
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