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Report: Trump Furious As Would-Be Assassin Fired Gun Right In His Backswing

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Former President Trump was reportedly furious at today's would-be assassin for rudely opening fire right in the middle of his backswing.
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Report: Trump Furious As Would-Be Assassin Fired Gun Right In His Backswing
Sports·Sep 15, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Former President Trump was reportedly furious at today's would-be assassin for rudely opening fire right in the middle of his backswing.
"Assassins these days, they have no manners, it's terrible," said a clearly irritated Trump. "They have no respect for the game."
According to sources, Trump had just started his backswing when the potential assassin's AK-47 began firing, completely throwing off the swing's rhythm. "Reassure the people that I still hit an excellent ball, pin high," said Trump. "In times like these, America needs to know that I hit a beautiful draw, really a gorgeous draw, to about twelve feet out for birdie -- with the ball sitting below the hole, just like I planned. I could take a mulligan, totally legal when people try to kill you, but I'm not going to."
At publishing time, the Trump campaign had issued a statement assuring Americans that he had sunk the birdie putt despite three more assassins lobbing grenades at him while he putted.
 
So it’s reported on the radio the assassin ground the set # off of the firearm he had. Wonder if they can retrieve it?
 
OHV Wildcat said:
I still haven’t seen anything saying the shooter had fired yet. So, it totally could be that he was waiting on Trump to get within the 150yds that you would actually take an SKS shot with.
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Trump wasn't near the shooter....yet. SS was 1 hole ahead to clear the site for this exact reason, notice him and the riffle barrel in the bushes and shot at him.

Trump was on hole 5. If the 2nd pic is accurate, shooter was near the hole on 6. Seems like closer to the tee box on 6 would have been a better choice to get closer.
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bgaidan said:
Trump wasn't near the shooter....yet. SS was 1 hole ahead to clear the site for this exact reason, notice him and the riffle barrel in the bushes and shot at him.

Trump was on hole 5. If the 2nd pic is accurate, shooter was near the hole on 6. Seems like closer to the tee box on 6 would have been a better choice to get closer.
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Thank you, excellent info.
 
bgaidan said:
Trump wasn't near the shooter....yet. SS was 1 hole ahead to clear the site for this exact reason, notice him and the riffle barrel in the bushes and shot at him.

Trump was on hole 5. If the 2nd pic is accurate, shooter was near the hole on 6. Seems like closer to the tee box on 6 would have been a better choice to get closer.
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Read that it was NOT ss but his own security who saw it?
 
Roc Doc said:
An AK has roughly the power of a 30-30. A 400 yard shot on a deer with a 30-30 would be at or beyond the ethical range for that cartridge, and being that an AK is a 4MOA rifle, at 400 yards that's +/- 16" from point of aim. I'm sure DJT is more than 32" wide, but still a poor choice. At 400 yards a 7.62 x 39 is going to drop 63" and will only be going about 1200fps with 400 lbs of energy remaining, about what you'd get from a lung blower 9mm at close range. And Fiddy Cent took 9 of those and didn't die. Again, a very poor choice for an assassin.

This Sherriff should have known better.

"Law enforcement said they did not know if the suspect had fired a shot Sunday, but that he had an “AK-style” rifle with a scope and was about 400 yards from the former president. “With a rifle and a scope like that, that’s not a long distance,” said Palm Beach County Sheriff Ric Bradshaw."
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16" would hit Trump, dudes gotta be 40" waist, not every shot is a head shot.

400 yards and a 4 moa rifle with, let's say, a fixed 4x optic is well in the realm of doable for many people.

I agree it's a poor choice, fortunately most of the attention seeking political stuntmen make poor choices
 
Dethmachinefab said:
I'd bet there are a bunch of these wacko's around, and plenty of feds online pushing them to take that shot. They don't need a super assassin that can be traced, just a bunch of nuts and eventually one gets through.
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Oh I bet the CIA is spinning them up on a production line now.

The Democrats are in a bit of a pickle right now. Anyone with a functioning brain knows it's the Dems trying to get him killed. The Dems know everyone knows. They can't bring in a real shooter because it will make that fact even more obvious. Can't write off a pro as a kook. All they can hope for is one of the goobers gets lucky................or so many get caught that Trump start to think that continued running isn't healthy...............or his wife beats the shit out of him and puts him on time out.


Anyone who doesn't think it's the Democrats, deep state, what ever you want to call them, that are behind this. Let me ask one simple question.
Would this be happening if Kamala was 50 points ahead? No, no it wouldn't be.

And why the fuck hasn't Biden called in every head of every department and handed them their asses. Where the fuck is Mayorkas? He's the head guy above the SS. Their non actions are very telling.

If we weren't living in upside down world. I wouldn't want to be within a mile of Trump. After two murder attempts, I wouldn't want to get shot for sneezing. He should be surrounded by miniguns and rockets. But we know that isn't going to be the case.
 
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bgaidan said:
Trump wasn't near the shooter....yet. SS was 1 hole ahead to clear the site for this exact reason, notice him and the riffle barrel in the bushes and shot at him.

Trump was on hole 5. If the 2nd pic is accurate, shooter was near the hole on 6. Seems like closer to the tee box on 6 would have been a better choice to get closer.
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Or he was anticipating him being real close on 6 and got seen early. 400yds is a big gamble when you have 1 shot and a 99.9% chance of being killed after taking it.
 
Provience said:
16" would hit Trump, dudes gotta be 40" waist, not every shot is a head shot.

400 yards and a 4 moa rifle with, let's say, a fixed 4x optic is well in the realm of doable for many people.

I agree it's a poor choice, fortunately most of the attention seeking political stuntmen make poor choices
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4 MOA in best of conditions, SS saw a barrel poking out of bushes, so maybe kneeling, maybe bending over, maybe prone,. And 40"? :laughing:

So it turns out it was an SKS, so a slightly better choice.

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If it is a SKS, rifle with the chrome barrel, it is accurate. Then if it did have a banana magazine, it is modified to accept that. So, no bumpstock? Lol
 
MigGunslinger said:
if it's got a bunana clip it's an AK.:lmao:

Looks like maybe a Norinco SKS in a monte carlo stock but I guess it could be some kind of Saiga?

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Man... They didn't call it an AR, that's a win right there.

And i'm for truth in media, but a Norinco SKS, versus an AK... fuck it.. they got close enough, and there is enough meat in the story that is relevant... WHO CARES they mixed it up. :shaking:
 
Just saw a vid that showed this shooter, like the first one, appeared in a Bl@ckrock commercial and donated to ACTBLUE.
 
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