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Kwille said:
Had a temp dental assistant clean my teeth 6 months ago....rubbed her tits all over me for 20 minutes. She couldn't clean my teeth all that well so I requested the same old lady that has cleaned my teeth for 16 years. Kind of regret that decision but I figured my teeth are more important than her tit rub down:laughing:
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I read that as a porn scene. :lmao:
 
Yota Up said:
Here's a trip. Out of the blue, years later she sends me an email. We talk on phone and it seems she wants to be friends. Then one late night, she sends me a smoking email saying I was the best she ever had and she needed me so bad, etc. By this point I'm happily married so I just cut contact with her.
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Some version of this is the most believable part. Chicks hit an age where their looks are going and options are running out, maybe they’ve just been dumped or whatever, and they go back through the mental Rolodex to see who will bite.
 
Gbkeith said:
Some version of this is the most believable part. Chicks hit an age where their looks are going and options are running out, maybe they’ve just been dumped or whatever, and they go back through the mental Rolodex to see who will bite.
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She wasn't running out of options. She had married a rich guy in the valley and lived in a mansion. He gave her money to run an animal sanctuary(which was always her dream). Good for her. She first contacted me to let me know our dog got run over. As we talked more she complained about problems with her marriage and how they separated. Everything was all normal talks until that one night she was drinking and let loose the raunchy email telling me how she really felt. It wouldn't be right for me to keep contact with her after hearing that, so no more. Whatever, life is crazy.
 
Yota Up said:
She wasn't running out of options. She had married a rich guy in the valley and lived in a mansion. He gave her money to run an animal sanctuary(which was always her dream). Good for her. She first contacted me to let me know our dog got run over. As we talked more she complained about problems with her marriage and how they separated. Everything was all normal talks until that one night she was drinking and let loose the raunchy email telling me how she really felt. It wouldn't be right for me to keep contact with her after hearing that, so no more. Whatever, life is crazy.
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It’s all the same thing. She noticed a grey hair or some new wrinkles that morning. Her husband had been fucking the secretary more and her less. Five guys a day have been looking down her shirt instead of ten. They get it in their head and decide they need the ego hit from getting attention from somebody or to know they’ve got a back up plan.

Tale as old as time. A thousand dental assistants and hair dressers are doing it to five thousand guys as we speak.
 
Steve300xcw said:
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When I was in school. Any freshman that was banging a senior had some serious street cred:lmao:
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I was close. When I had just turned 16 I dated a girl who was 18 and had graduated the year before. My mom spent most of her time at her boyfriend's, so my girlfriend basically lived with me. It had a lot to do with me quitting school. I can't remember getting much "street cred" over it. It did make a lot of guys jealous, but the only ones who were in the "high five" category were guys who couldn't have gotten laid if their life depended on it. As anyone would guess, the relationship lasted about 2 years and then she cheated on me. Sluts are always doing slutty things. :flipoff2:
 
Gbkeith said:
Tale as old as time. A thousand dental assistants and hair dressers are doing it to five thousand guys as we speak.
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What is it with hair dressers? 25 years of marriage and every girl my wife finds that does a good job are reasonably hot, but carry a freight train of odd obscure baggage, whether its being a total flake, and can't keep a calendar to save their lives, or a crazy ex they are fighting with, the latest one is a decent looking 50 year old, that has a shopping cart full of health issues, and only works a couple days a week.
 
Stingray said:
What is it with hair dressers?
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Well, let's see...


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carry a freight train of odd obscure baggage
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Stingray said:
being a total flake
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can't keep a calendar to save their lives
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a crazy ex they are fighting with
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a shopping cart full of health issues
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Stingray said:
only works a couple days a week.
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That should cover most of em :laughing:
 
Gbkeith said:
It’s all the same thing. She noticed a grey hair or some new wrinkles that morning. Her husband had been fucking the secretary more and her less. Five guys a day have been looking down her shirt instead of ten. They get it in their head and decide they need the ego hit from getting attention from somebody or to know they’ve got a back up plan.

Tale as old as time. A thousand dental assistants and hair dressers are doing it to five thousand guys as we speak.
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Not sure what her deal was at that point, but years ago when it started the neighbor lady was the real whacko you could psycho analyze.

Before I met stripper girlfriend the night they paged me over and had a threesome, neighbor lady hit on me and jumped my bones after only 1 beer at her house. It turned into a party house where I brought my boys and she'd buy us beer all the time.
I would take her to parties around town and she'd get naked and dance for the fellas, so as you can imagine all those guys would tell you to kick dicks if you say I'm no fun at a party.:laughing: She thought I looked like Brad Pitt and had pictures of him on the wall that separated our condos(my bedroom on one side of wall, hers on other) and would say that she'd fantasize about me while looking at those pictures. :barf:
She did piss me off one time, she broke a glass bong I left at her house. The local high school girls I knew that liked me were so pissed that they went to her job and made her life hell. She was a counter girl at Nordstrom working the makeup counter and she got embarrassed when these girls showed up to talk shit. That was bad and I told the girls to lay off her. But yeah, that one was a basket case. Even years later after a friend married her, we went camping. We're all older now and the two of them got kids. One of their kids catches a fish and wants to eat and she freaks out and says "I don't want to experience that!" and makes the kid throw the fish back. Bunch of BS.
 
To bring it back to teachers and sex, another thing I wonder about is the whole concept of work-related sexual activity.
It seems to me, in my experience, that women who work with you end up wanting to sleep with you.
Every job I've ever had, sooner or later one female or another wants to get with me. I suspect that when they spend enough time with someone they end up getting familiar to the point that they desire something more. Could this psychology play a role in the teachers, who instead of spending a lot of time with male coworkers rather spend a ton of time with male students?

I even had a girl fired once for sexual harassment because she just would not take my no for an answer. Bimbo slut wanted me and I denied her and she would constantly call and bother me to the point I couldn't get work done. She's exactly the type I could see being a teacher and going after a student and the student is too weak to say no and gives in. That's why all this bullshit is wrong and you should not celebrate it. These young guys aren't equipped in the brain to be strong men that can say "no thanks". Hell, I should have said no thanks to neighbor lady but didn't because I was young and dumb at the time myself.
 
Gbkeith said:
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Tale as old as time. A thousand dental assistants and hair dressers are doing it to five thousand guys as we speak.
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Yup, my hair dresser does it to me all the time.

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Oh yes. That must be terrible. You poor thing.
 
Elwenil said:
Shit's getting deep in here. :flipoff2:
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Speaking of deep.
My buddy lived in SLO for a while, met some older chick with a nice butt. Loose as a goose, I go visit and we're drinking and she wants to get it on with me. I'm pretty hammered so I go for it. Buddy is in other room and at one point hears her yell out "oh my god you hit the bottom!".

We used to have hotel parties all the time, other times hit the clubs. Hotel parties got raunchy. One time, my buddy "Jimmy" took a girl into the bathroom he had just met and had fun with her. He came out and quickly came over to me to get a story straight. Told me that if she asks his name to say it's Jimmy(that's not his real name). What's funny is that was the first name he could come up with because he realized when he pulled out that the condom was no longer on him. Worried she might get knocked up so didn't want her to know real name. Picked "jimmy" because obviously. :laughing:

But that's not the punchline. So an little bit later same night this slut hooks up with another guy, some dorky kinda dude that we didn't think much of. Guy goes into bathroom with her, comes out a while later like he's seen a ghost. Comes over to me to tell me what happened. He says that he was going down on her and he found a condom in her while eating her out. :barf: Oh!

Lot of wild times back then, too many to count. For a while I lived with a couple dudes and our house was like a frat house. Porno videos being made, random drunk girls showing up at all hours, non stop party life.

If I could go back and undo all that I would much rather have been married and had kids instead of living the rock star life. Yeah, it was fun and all but it had no meaning.
 
Fuck, I want to go back and do the party years all over again.
 
Elwenil said:
This is the only part that I believe. :flipoff2:
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I don't care what you believe. If I wanted to make shit up I'd make it a lot better than that.
That frat house was pretty crazy. We clipped newspaper articles about our fights and put them on the fridge like a trophy room.
We'd always hit the bars downtown and it was only a matter of time every weekend before we were throwing down with other people, spilling fights into the streets and some pretty decent brawls. Local news would cover it and we'd look forward to the paper and say "that was us!" and just kept adding to the fridge. Those guys were too much, got me into too much trouble with the tough guy shit. But the chicks that came along with that were pretty decent.

Some people, though, they have no standards will truly fuck anything that moves. Case in point, my buddy "Rob". This guy, holy shit, he was a degenerate of the first degree. Like some of you, I imagine. So he calls up one day and says he met this girl and that she's really fat. I ask how fat? He says "she's as big as a house". I'm shaking my head saying "Come of Rob, you filthy animal, have some self respect". He proceeds to tell me how he can't look at her so he puts on a porno while sitting on the couch and she just gets on the floor to suck him off and for him he's basically jacking off in her mouth. Filthy.
Same guy, so Rob had scoliosis and he was a little jacked up with his spine so he walked funny and moved slow. One time, we're both screwing a couple girls at Lake Tahoe in a double room suit, and I'm getting along just fine when I hear his girl say "what are you doing?":lmao: I hear him say "hold on now". I guess he was slowly wiggling his way into an angle to get it done but hot damn if I ever busted out laughing while getting a piece across the room from them.:laughing:
 
Not my problem if you got no game and women don't like you, Steve. Stick around and you might learn something.


Another lesson about older women chasing younger guys. These women are so desperate for attention and sex from younger guys that they make bad decisions that could be dangerous. One bimbo in particular. My buddy hooked up with her at the bar. He was 21, she was like 30. She brought him and his friends to her house. He goes and screws her in her room while friends are goofing off in her house. One of those guys is a real asshole, too. Only thing he was good for was the fights, he saved my ass one time when he pulled a dogpile off me in the street.

Anyway, they come home to the frat house and the asshole guy pulls out a big glass jar full of change he stole from her house. What a prick to steal from her like that. It ended up being over $300 in quarters and change. Stupid older sluts want young guys so bad and this is just an example of they get bitten by their lack of morals and judgement. Lines up exactly with the reckless decisions made by these horny teachers where they take great risks just to score a fuck with a young guy they like.
 
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