Taking a deuce in your 40s

[64Trvlr]

Good God what's next a "what's your favorite brand of tapioca pudding" thread?

Butterscotch is the best!

 

[westracing01]

Butterscotch is the best!

Fuckin' old fart. No one even knows what Butterscotch is anymore.

Except me of course. Was my favorite as a kid. Still rather fond of it. I forget who it is, maybe Breyers, made a Vanilla ice cream with Butterscotch swirls through it. Fucking money.

 

[Thefishguy77]

I had a shit the other day that was half green and half brown. My wife had no interest in looking at it.

Me too

 

[Sandy Johnson]

But you are the new pooping Walter Cronkite.

I'm proud of this. Someone get me a TV deal.

 

[Sandy Johnson]

Fuckin' old fart. No one even knows what Butterscotch is anymore.

Except me of course. Was my favorite as a kid. Still rather fond of it. I forget who it is, maybe Breyers, made a Vanilla ice cream with Butterscotch swirls through it. Fucking money.

I'm fairly certain that when you turn 60, a glass dish of butterscotch hard candies just appears on an end table in your living room.

 

[gt1guy]

I'm not the person who sends the size of my crap to other people. I think that's the equivalent to dick measuring.

I'm a sharing person, I can't help it. Couldn't it be considered tail measuring more than dick measuring. I mean, when you can feel it hit the bottom of the bowl before it breaks................that's a damn tail.

 

[Sandy Johnson]

I mean, when you can feel it hit the bottom of the bowl before it breaks................that's a damn tail.

Impressive! My uncle used to work with a guy who would try to see how many times he could wrap one around the bowl before the turd broke at work. Record was 3.

 

[gt1guy]

Impressive! My uncle used to work with a guy who would try to see how many times he could wrap one around the bowl before the turd broke at work. Record was 3.

3 full bowl winders? That's a skill set I wish I had.

 

[Sandy Johnson]

3 full bowl winders? That's a skill set I wish I had.

The legend goes that everyone out in the hallway heard him straining to lay it down. My uncle was positive it was nearly an aneurism producing effort if he had to go on the sounds alone.

 

[trampas]

But you are the new pooping Walter Cronkite. People studying our culture 100,000 years from now will find a hard drive and decipher it to find about your poo volume.

You're just jealous.

Fkn Poop Whisperer.

 

[IUsedtoBendCars]

I had a shit the other day that was half green and half brown. My wife had no interest in looking at it.

I literally laughed out loud. My nephew "says what's so funny". I'm like "this is a level 7 joke and I'm not going through the first 6 levels to explain it"

 

[Tin Roof]

I'm fairly certain that when you turn 60, a glass dish of butterscotch hard candies just appears on an end table in your living room.

Next to your davenport.

 

[trampas]

Next to your davenport.

And another on top the chifforobe...