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Taking a deuce in your 40s

bad zuki said:
Its probably your muscle mass slowly dropping.
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Damn it.

Arps said:
I had a shit the other day that was half green and half brown. My wife had no interest in looking at it.
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So I had heard that if your poop floats, you had a lot of fiber making it less dense and more "airy", and if it sinks, the opposite is true. One time I broke whatever dietary regimen I had at the time to go party it up the night prior. I took a shit that had half the poop floating and the other half headed straight to the bottom of the bowl. It made a 3-d S in the toilet and was hilarious to me. It looked like a cobra about to strike. My then girlfriend was pissed I demanded she act as witness to my greatness.
 
I though floaters were too much fat in your diet? I aint googling it.
 
Arps said:
I had a shit the other day that was half green and half brown. My wife had no interest in looking at it.
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Happens often when i eat leafy greens or double up on the avos that day. No one has interest in looking at it, not even the girlfriends dog.
 
My ass is broken and liquid shit for the rest of my life.

My 5 year old takes massive dumps, however. Dad's impressed :grinpimp:
 
Sandy Johnson said:
I spent 4 years gathering data against my hypothesis
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Butt seriously, your tapeworm just died a few years back, duh :homer:






















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Arps said:
I had a shit the other day that was half green and half brown. My wife had no interest in looking at it.
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Every time I drop an impressive turd, I send a picture of it to my buddies.


Sandy Johnson said:
Since I've turned 40, it seems like I'm taking waaay bigger shits. Probably 25-50% more poop each go.

I swear my input amount hasn't changed.

What the heck.
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Bigger diameter or length or just mass?
 
I noticed a huge difference in my shits since going carnivore 1.5 years ago. Smaller in quantity, and I go less often (every other day). Meat is just so much better processed by my body, there's less waste.
The other thing is they're either perfect, no wipe necessary ghost shits, or they're an absolute volcano eruption. I started eating a little fermented vegetables (kimchi and sauerkraut) to help the gut as a few carnivore Dr's recommend. Holy shit, if I eat a little too much it's the absolute worst shits ever. Body is definitely fully adjusted to only meat and fat.
 
gt1guy said:
Every time I drop an impressive turd, I send a picture of it to my buddies.




Bigger diameter or length or just mass?
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Lucky for me the diameter has stayed constant :lmao:.

Way longer. Like.. if I walked in to a porta-john after a clone of me had shit in it, I would be impressed at how much poop one person dropped in one go.
 
Sandy Johnson said:
Lucky for me the diameter has stayed constant :lmao:.

Way longer. Like.. if I walked in to a porta-john after a clone of me had shit in it, I would be impressed at how much poop one person dropped in one go.
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You're probably eating more fiber and take it for granted so it didn't register, maybe?

But don't discount my tapeworm theory :flipoff2:
 
bad zuki said:
The word you are looking for is “GIRTH”
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I thought girth might have had gay overtones. Then the rest of the thread would turn into everyone wanting to know exactly HOW his butt hole came to be so blown out.

Sandy Johnson said:
Lucky for me the diameter has stayed constant :lmao:.

Way longer. Like.. if I walked in to a porta-john after a clone of me had shit in it, I would be impressed at how much poop one person dropped in one go.
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Ok, so you're not a fag addicted to big black cock.
 
I had 4 ghost shits today, pretty sure that's a record.
 
Your body is not using as much as it used to. You're getting old and are starting to pass on the extra intake you've consumed. You're next step will be that you discover you need less total intake to live. Food, water. Your body will require less and you'll adjust and consume less so there's not as much leftover. Then your poop will be normal size again.

I'm probably full of shit here but it sounds good.
 
gt1guy said:
I thought girth might have had gay overtones. Then the rest of the thread would turn into everyone wanting to know exactly HOW his butt hole came to be so blown out.
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I'm not the person who sends the size of my crap to other people. I think that's the equivalent to dick measuring. :flipoff2:
 
Sandy Johnson said:
Since I've turned 40, it seems like I'm taking waaay bigger shits. Probably 25-50% more poop each go.

I swear my input amount hasn't changed.

What the heck.
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I’m a little older so I remember when people didn’t describe their pooping to literally the entire English speaking world forever. :flipoff2:
 
DMG said:
I’m a little older so I remember when people didn’t describe their pooping to literally the entire English speaking world forever. :flipoff2:
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Way back when I was young, I was hanging out with my older cousin and his best friend. Just as my cousin and I were about to leave, he asked his friend 'hey, uh... that restaurant we went to last week... Did you have any... Uh... Repercussions? "
His friend replies: "dude, yes. 20 minutes after I got home I was was blowing ass in the toilet."
"No way, me too! Pretty much around the same time."
"You should have called me! We could have compared notes while we were on the toilet."

This was right about when cell phones became more prevalent with the average person. Dudes have wanted to talk about their poops since the dawn of time, we just have the technology now to broadcast it to the world. What a time to be alive. :flipoff2:
 
Sandy Johnson said:
Way back when I was young, I was hanging out with my older cousin and his best friend. Just as my cousin and I were about to leave, he asked his friend 'hey, uh... that restaurant we went to last week... Did you have any... Uh... Repercussions? "
His friend replies: "dude, yes. 20 minutes after I got home I was was blowing ass in the toilet."
"No way, me too! Pretty much around the same time."
"You should have called me! We could have compared notes while we were on the toilet."

This was right about when cell phones became more prevalent with the average person. Dudes have wanted to talk about their poops since the dawn of time, we just have the technology now to broadcast it to the world. What a time to be alive. :flipoff2:
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I have compared notes before.

But you are the new pooping Walter Cronkite. :flipoff2: People studying our culture 100,000 years from now will find a hard drive and decipher it to find about your poo volume.
 
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