Taking a deuce in your 40s

[Sandy Johnson]

Since I've turned 40, it seems like I'm taking waaay bigger shits. Probably 25-50% more poop each go.

I swear my input amount hasn't changed.

What the heck.

 

[Motorcharge]

You're a Democrat from California, of course you're completely full of shit.


At least you're not shitting blood regularly due to an insane Rockstar addiction like some people.

 

[Sandy Johnson]

You're a Democrat from California, of course you're completely full of shit.


At least you're not shitting blood regularly due to an insane Rockstar addiction like some people.

Damn. I walked right into that one.

 

[AgitatedPancake]

“Taking a deuce in your 40’s”, Shitting in tires now eh, no sunroof available? Or is this the new balance beads

 

[clodhopper]

Opened thread thinking it might be about putting 40" tires on a 2.5 ton. Nope. Just Sandy sharing his poop schedule.

 

[Sandy Johnson]

Opened thread thinking it might be about putting 40" tires on a 2.5 ton. Nope. Just Sandy sharing his poop schedule.

I feel like you'd want at least 42s on one of those.

 

[clodhopper]

I feel like you'd want at least 42s on one of those.

I guess let us know how you are sh1ttin in a couple years?

 

[Sandy Johnson]

I guess let us know how you are sh1ttin in a couple years?

I'm 44 now. I spent 4 years gathering data against my hypothesis

 

[75cruisin]

Since I've turned 40, it seems like I'm taking waaay bigger shits. Probably 25-50% more poop each go.

I swear my input amount hasn't changed.

What the heck.

Are you weighing your pants after each go? The I shit my pants thread.

 

[Sandy Johnson]

Are you weighing your pants after each go? The I shit my pants thread.

Eyecrometer toilet bowl estimations. Aka I look down and think "that's a big pile of shit"

 

[KenV]

Wait until you hit your 50s and said deuce is your alarm clock. At 0600 nearly every day since 2020 I'm rattling off the chorus to Bombs Over Baghdad on a hasty trip to the MBR.

 

[Arps]

How much lift to clear 47's?

 

[Levigarrett76]

Since I've turned 40, it seems like I'm taking waaay bigger shits. Probably 25-50% more poop each go.

I swear my input amount hasn't changed.

What the heck.

Eat less and see what happens...

 

[grapehead]

Deuce 40s ?

 

[Sandy Johnson]

Eat less and see what happens...

Did that. I started cutting back a while back when I realized 40 year old metabolism doesn't work like 30 year old metabolism. Seemed like the poops got bigger. I swear i've got a portal to an all you can eat buffet in my colon.

 

[Slander]

Good God, first we have a kids talk weird these days thread, now as I get older I shit more thread, what's next a "what's your favorite brand of tapioca pudding" thread?

 

[Arps]

The Irates are getting old. We'll be yelling at clouds pretty soon

 

[Motorcharge]

Good God, first we have a kids talk weird these days thread, now as I get older I shit more thread, what's next a "what's your favorite brand of tapioca pudding" thread?

I mean we also have several "why is my old ass pooping like this?" threads in chit chat this week.

 

[Levigarrett76]

Did that. I started cutting back a while back when I realized 40 year old metabolism doesn't work like 30 year old metabolism. Seemed like the poops got bigger. I swear i've got a portal to an all you can eat buffet in my colon.

Im 40, when I cut back calories i sometimes shit once every two days

 

[Levigarrett76]

We need pics

 

[Slander]

I mean we also have several "why is my old ass pooping like this?" threads in chit chat this week.

I forgot the "why are these assholes tailgating me" thread

 

[bad zuki]

The Irates are getting old. We'll be yelling at clouds pretty soon

Someone in TX is bitching already about living in the country and his neighbors driving down their driveway.

You tried not eating fast food for 3 weeks straight?

 

[DannyK]

50 here and no changes to size or schedule.

 

[westracing01]

Good God, first we have a kids talk weird these days thread, now as I get older I shit more thread, what's next a "what's your favorite brand of tapioca pudding" thread?

Obviously homemade you heathen. Brand... Pfffttt.

Rice pudding is better anyway.

 

[FJC11]

Since I've turned 40, it seems like I'm taking waaay bigger shits. Probably 25-50% more poop each go.

I swear my input amount hasn't changed.

What the heck.

 

[Sandy Johnson]

I take it your shits have stayed relatively average as you aged?

 

[Deuce 40s]

I got a 3 year old who's favorite thing to do is compare the size of his shits to mine and his mom's. Whoever is shitting is getting a back door visit.

Really trips the grandparents when they come over.

 

[Sandy Johnson]

You tried not eating fast food for 3 weeks straight?

I don't eat fast food. Generally eat pretty healthy. Easy go-to dinner for my wife and I is chicken over a salad. Even cut out red meat recently since my blood pressure was creeping up. That actually got it back down to normal levels. I weigh about 15 lbs more than I'd like, but otherwise I'm in pretty decent shape with no health issues. I've just been impressing myself with the size of my turds lately.

 

[bad zuki]

I don't eat fast food. Generally eat pretty healthy. Easy go-to dinner for my wife and I is chicken over a salad. Even cut out red meat recently since my blood pressure was creeping up. That actually got it back down to normal levels. I weigh about 15 lbs more than I'd like, but otherwise I'm in pretty decent shape with no health issues. I've just been impressing myself with the size of my turds lately.

No idea then, Its probably your muscle mass slowly dropping.

You been taking those 486 suppositories?

 

[Tin Roof]

I got a 3 year old who's favorite thing to do is compare the size of his shits to mine and his mom's. Whoever is shitting is getting a back door visit.

Really trips the grandparents when they come over.

Username checks out.