Stupid shit we see thread

[Black Sabbath]

 

[east_beast]

The lowered duallies were not useless, you could still tow with them (bumper pull) no problem. Especially bagged.

Hell, strictly for towing purposes lowering them makes a lot more sense than people jacking them up and putting 40s under them.

 

[rockmup]

So what's the practical application of the Lexus lowering down when you park it?

Clearly you haven't met Crispy, he has legs like Hank Hills daddy.

 

[M92PV4U]

So what's the practical application of the Lexus lowering down when you park it?

Easier to place and remove the dead hookers from the trunk.

 

[PAToyota]

We have a new guy that refuses to pull up to the curb. He leaves about 4 feet of space and sticks out in the row. It’s like a weekly occurrence where they have to tell him to go move his shit out of the way.

We had a machinist that couldn't park worth shit... He was usually one of the first ones there, so he couldn't even argue that he was giving other cars room. Finally made this and put it on his workbench...

He finally got fired - for other things, but now we have another guy who insists on parking straight in an angled space at the end of the row - makes getting around his car that much more difficult.

Squatted trucks and these stanced cars I don't get and think they are so fucking stupid.

I say they must have only had second hand toy cars as a kid - the ones that were already stepped on. That's the only logical explanation for why they think that looks good...

 

[45acp]

We had a machinist that couldn't park worth shit... He was usually one of the first ones there, so he couldn't even argue that he was giving other cars room. Finally made this and put it on his workbench...

He finally got fired - for other things, but now we have another guy who insists on parking straight in an angled space at the end of the row - makes getting around his car that much more difficult.

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

So what's the practical application of the Lexus lowering down when you park it?

It looks cool in the garage?

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

Have I just become a boomer? Is yelling at the clouds next or am I right here and they are fucking horrible and stupid as fuck?

All of the above.

 

[Ksand]

You'll use battery powered mowers and like it

 

[M92PV4U]

You'll use battery powered mowers and like it

I do and I do, this is work's new mower.

 

[45acp]

You'll use battery powered mowers and like it

Actually if I still lived in the burbs, with the little push mower sized yard, I'd be happy to have a battery mower.

 

[Gravy]

We had a machinist that couldn't park worth shit... He was usually one of the first ones there, so he couldn't even argue that he was giving other cars room. Finally made this and put it on his workbench...

Worked 2nd shift so the parking lot was basically empty. I would park however not caring because we had all the space to ourselves.

Had a Coworker park against my driver's door just to be an ass about it. Never did anything, because it made him feel better.

 

[Ksand]

Actually if I still lived in the burbs, with the little push mower sized yard, I'd be happy to have a battery mower.

I would too but I don't want to be forced into using one

 

[45acp]

I would too but I don't want to be forced into using one

No, if forced I'd keep the gasser even though I wanted something else.

I'd like to have on grid solar... if forced I'd refuse and get a diesel generator.

 

[Halffastford]

 

[Steve300xcw]

Tags on the rig I'm driving now are about that old

 

[Ksand]

No, if forced I'd keep the gasser even though I wanted something else.

I'd like to have on grid solar... if forced I'd refuse and get a diesel generator.

My leaf blower is battery powered. If this retarded ass state mandates them, I'll buy a gas one on marketplace that smokes like a freight train

 

[crispins]

Is this 2 bears fucking?

 

[Benny]

Yep

 

[87manche]

Is this 2 bears fucking?

486's house?

 

[Clb]

My leaf blower is battery powered. If this retarded ass state mandates them, I'll buy a gas one on marketplace that smokes like a freight train

20:1 AAAAND Done

 

[buzzbombxj]

Sign above the urinal at a local police station. Not In the public accessible area, but in the cops only, you need to be swiped in area. How many times does someone need to throw coins in the urinal before they put up a sign?

 

[M92PV4U]

Wouldn't it have made since to change this old ass fucking pole before pouring the new sidewalk around it?

 

[Penetrode Offroad]

Job security. Woulda cost another 8k also.

 

[87manche]

Lol.
There's a utility pole up the street that's been broken and held together by ratchet straps for over a year.
You think the utility gonna replace a perfectly good pole cause you ask?

 

[M92PV4U]

 

[[486]]

did someone steal the neutral outta the triplex?

ETA: oh the fuse is blown
maybe lightning made it into vapor?

 

[M92PV4U]

did someone steal the neutral outta the triplex?

ETA: oh the fuse is blown
maybe lightning made it into vapor?

The pole fuse is blown and the messenger wire (neutral) is blown? Definitely missing a foot or so. It is a rental down the road from our shop, apparently the renters never called the landlord reporting an issue . We told the land lord and he contacted PG&E. They slapped it back together.

The secondaries crossing the road were hanging low enough to be hit by a semi or tractor.

 

[M92PV4U]

 

[TrikeKid]

That's brilliant, instead of just removing the tree, pave right up to it so it dies and top it all retarded so it's ugly the little while it's still alive.