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So what happened to Mitch?

D-Rat said:
78 years old....that says it all.
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Some people — especially women — are more prone to bruising than others. As you get older, your skin also becomes thinner and loses some of the protective fatty layer that helps cushion your blood vessels from injury.

Bruising, especially on the back of the hands happens much easier when you age. I bruise easier if I smack the back of my hand against something while working on a car.
 
SanDiegoCJ said:
Some people — especially women — are more prone to bruising than others. As you get older, your skin also becomes thinner and loses some of the protective fatty layer that helps cushion your blood vessels from injury.

Bruising, especially on the back of the hands happens much easier when you age. I bruise easier if I smack the back of my hand against something while working on a car.
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thanks Karen.
 
SanDiegoCJ said:
Some people — especially women — are more prone to bruising than others. As you get older, your skin also becomes thinner and loses some of the protective fatty layer that helps cushion your blood vessels from injury.

Bruising, especially on the back of the hands happens much easier when you age. I bruise easier if I smack the back of my hand against something while working on a car.
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Fuck you 3rd party bitch.
 
Had to bump a slightly old thread. Made me laugh
https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-fo...s4UER51qxivG9s

Aides Forced To Cut Mitch McConnell Out Of Six-Pack Of Plastic Rings Again

WASHINGTON, D.C.—While taking a short recess after confirming his 1,274th judge of the morning, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell found himself ensnared in plastic rings discarded from a six-pack of soda.

"Shhh, little guy, it's OK -- we're just trying to help," whispered an aide as she tried to cut McConnell out of the trash from a six-pack of soda. The frightened senator tried to withdraw his head into his suit jacket, but it just got stuck even worse. He panicked and flipped on his back, where he was completely helpless and immobile.

Finally, aides were able to free him, and he went on to confirm another 3,877 judges.
 
Blacksheep10 said:
Had to bump a slightly old thread. Made me laugh
https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-fo...s4UER51qxivG9s

Aides Forced To Cut Mitch McConnell Out Of Six-Pack Of Plastic Rings Again

WASHINGTON, D.C.—While taking a short recess after confirming his 1,274th judge of the morning, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell found himself ensnared in plastic rings discarded from a six-pack of soda.

"Shhh, little guy, it's OK -- we're just trying to help," whispered an aide as she tried to cut McConnell out of the trash from a six-pack of soda. The frightened senator tried to withdraw his head into his suit jacket, but it just got stuck even worse. He panicked and flipped on his back, where he was completely helpless and immobile.

Finally, aides were able to free him, and he went on to confirm another 3,877 judges.
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Now THAT'S funny :laughing:
 
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