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[486 said:
;n355475]so... I'm eating some spicy chicken right now, maybe that's the gayest thing I've done? Every moment of my life before now did kind of culminate in this one act. Well, until the next thing I do.

By that logic, reading a montrose818 thread is one of the gayest things you've ever done, correct?
 
whats the gayest shit youve done?

I think you're fucking lucky that he's being a good sport about shit like this.

My initial reaction to this thread was a big FUCK YOU :mad3: and if you were the cause of him leaving I would do my best to never let it go.

Still, fuck you!

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At the risk of getting what I wish for, I do have to ask about this one. Was it a spur of the moment accidental sort of thing? Or was it more of a planned thing?
Took me way too long to come to the conclusion that your two options are incomplete.
Spur of the moment thing when it happened, but it's one of many varieties of porn that I've had in my search bar from time to time so you could say planned?
Eatin' ass, guy says 'hang on give me a minute' so I jumped on the opportunity, gave it a couple chews, found no desire to swallow, brushed my teeth several times afterwords trying to get the stink out, even tried using some 91% isopropyl as mouthwash which was worse in my mouth than the shit. Dunno, better left to porn. I think he got more shame from that than I did.

Maybe that's part of what makes me have absolutely zero shame when it comes to sex stuff, or maybe it's the other way around where I don't feel ashamed of sex stuff so I'm more willing to give stuff a go when it comes up in casual conversation?
Who knows.
 
I think you're fucking lucky that he's being a good sport about shit like this.

My initial reaction to this thread was a big FUCK YOU :mad3: and if you were the cause of him leaving I would do my best to never let it go.

hey bro, there was 0 ill intent or meanness in my OP. Zero. Zilch. I love 486, in a non gay way. It was literally a direct question, gayest shit youve done. Like five dudes and peanut butter kind of gay.

I find it funny how many Karens are here crying about it, when there really was nothing offensive posted towards him, and even he is not offended. Kind of like being offended more than the victim. You are a bunch of pussies.

:lmao:

[486] i heart you. :flipoff2:
 
[486 said:
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Took me way too long to come to the conclusion that your two options are incomplete.
Spur of the moment thing when it happened, but it's one of many varieties of porn that I've had in my search bar from time to time so you could say planned?
Eatin' ass, guy says 'hang on give me a minute' so I jumped on the opportunity, gave it a couple chews, found no desire to swallow, brushed my teeth several times afterwords trying to get the stink out, even tried using some 91% isopropyl as mouthwash which was worse in my mouth than the shit. Dunno, better left to porn. I think he got more shame from that than I did.

Maybe that's part of what makes me have absolutely zero shame when it comes to sex stuff, or maybe it's the other way around where I don't feel ashamed of sex stuff so I'm more willing to give stuff a go when it comes up in casual conversation?
Who knows.

Huh, well I guess that's one thing checked off of the old bucket list :laughing:

<note to self: do NOT kiss [486]>
 
[486 said:
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hey man, you don't get to do that until you try it yourself
pussy

In my experience guys are all about butt play until it comes time to play with theirs.
 
[486 said:
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Took me way too long to come to the conclusion that your two options are incomplete.
Spur of the moment thing when it happened, but it's one of many varieties of porn that I've had in my search bar from time to time so you could say planned?
Eatin' ass, guy says 'hang on give me a minute' so I jumped on the opportunity, gave it a couple chews, found no desire to swallow, brushed my teeth several times afterwords trying to get the stink out, even tried using some 91% isopropyl as mouthwash which was worse in my mouth than the shit. Dunno, better left to porn. I think he got more shame from that than I did.

Maybe that's part of what makes me have absolutely zero shame when it comes to sex stuff, or maybe it's the other way around where I don't feel ashamed of sex stuff so I'm more willing to give stuff a go when it comes up in casual conversation?
Who knows.

*Puts pudding cup back into the fridge*

Not today
 
[486 said:
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fuckin' hour long? not watching all that shit


New thread to hijack... I'll get some measurements from the bellhousing and input shaft tomorrow after work to see if yours will work. I'll get started on collecting more totes too.
 
[486 said:
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it's just misplaced shame
bet they're also the sort of people that don't wash their butthole while in the shower like disgusting slobs

So whats the apropriate amount to wash your b hole?
asking for montrose818?
 
New thread to hijack... I'll get some measurements from the bellhousing and input shaft tomorrow after work to see if yours will work. I'll get started on collecting more totes too.


okie dokie
lots easier than scrolling past pages of political bullshit anyways

I guess bellhousing depth would be the more pertinent number, gotta take the thing off the trans anyways
oh remember that they're torx-plus and not just normal torx, they really like to strip out because GM puts them in there with nasty fuckoff loctite and they're in there tight as fuck to boot, so maybe give them some torch to cook the loctite too
 
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So whats the apropriate amount to wash your b hole?
asking for montrose818?

well I always figure on at least 1 knuckle deep but I'm probably the exception

but there are some people that won't even touch their asshole while in the shower, the only cleaning they get between the cheeks is dry paper
fucking disgusting animals
 
[486 said:
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well I always figure on at least 1 knuckle deep but I'm probably the exception

but there are some people that won't even touch their asshole while in the shower, the only cleaning they get between the cheeks is dry paper
fucking disgusting animals

I dont do wet wipes put will at a minimum spread the cheeks in the shower and get some soap down there. When im at a hotel ill go to town with thier wash cloths.

It is odd that if shit got anywhere else on your body whiping it with a dry piece of paper would be the last thing you would do.
 
I dont do wet wipes put will at a minimum spread the cheeks in the shower and get some soap down there. When im at a hotel ill go to town with thier wash cloths.

It is odd that if shit got anywhere else on your body whiping it with a dry piece of paper would be the last thing you would do.

hell, if I'm hopping in the shower after anyways I just don't wipe
no sense in wasting money

don't you have an infant of some sort? your wash machine is full of poop anyways, no sense in avoiding the use of your own washcloths
unless you've got a front loader or something, then I don't blame you for not wanting to put anything the slightest bit dirty in there

I don't use a washcloth for anything really, just bar soap and hands
 
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