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smurfblue40 said:
Around here the widows go to Valhalla, the rest are left alone as long as they stay outside, especially the wolfies :eek:
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all spiders in the house here get a ride out the door and a stern warning to be careful after dark. :laughing:

don't find many widows inside, but if so, they get the same treatment, just not with bare hands.
Also, the silk in their webs is noticeably stronger than other webs.
 
Who was the dude at the old place near Davis who had all the bugs? Weren't there bets they were going to eat him in his sleep.:confused:
 
JNHEscher said:
That's awesome. I just told my wife I'd like to watch Pee Wee's Big Adventure so the boys can see the Large Marge scene.
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JNHEscher said:
Hardly. Always found spiders fascinating. That and people will leave a widow the fuck alone. I've had other spiders and people want to mess with them.
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That's actually a good reason. Right on.

Good luck finding a place to buy them.
 
Yeah, so I gott'a get rid of a bunch of crabs anyway - do you folks know where the place is that buys saber-toothed crotch crickets for medical research? I figure that's one way to get rid of them & make some cash at the same time.

Also, how do you catch them? Chase them into a Ziplock bag by plowing through your pumpkin patch with a little comb a bunch of times?













:flipoff2: too lazy to make a parody thread :laughing:
 
animator said:
I wanted to use a weed burner on this one, but the multiple full gas cans nearby prevented that, so I had to stab it with a screwdriver.
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Ether fucks up everything.

I never have wasp spray handy, but supertech starting fluid by the case.
 
animator said:
If people are buying those damn things, I’m going to have to stop killing them in the generator house at my deer lease. There’s at least one on the damn pull cord handle every time I go to start it.

I shot one inside an old grill with a .40 s&w once. That was neat.
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But did it shoot back?
 
I have never seen a black widow. Either we don’t have them in bulk like some, or I’ve been missing them for 38 years.
 
JNHEscher said:
She musta been yuge. We have some of the biggest mams on our property that I've seen in a while.

Back in CO. We would occasionally catch one in either house we stayed in. Stayed a few month in a trailer in Blanca that had a crawl space that was fucking packed with them. You'd be on the shitter and see one scaling down a curtain right next to you or they would drop from the ceiling.

Spider hardly bother me at all. In fact, you can handle black widows bare-handed without them being bother, just as long as you don't agitate them. One of my best friends and I have done this numerous times.

Brown recluses on the other hand, they can fuck right off.
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Dibs on all your stuff. :flipoff2:
 
Yota Up said:
Why?

You can have any other spider that doesn't have venom and looks close enough or even cooler.
But you want this one, because it has venom? So in case it gets out you not only have a random spider about, but one with venom.

Hold on. Let me guess. It's because you're living on the edge and want people to think you're brave or something like that?
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You just described every pit bull owner ever.
 
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We were at a reptile show last month and there was a table there that had them for sale for $29.99
or
You can order online for $19.99

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ExWrench said:
Yeah, so I gott'a get rid of a bunch of crabs anyway - do you folks know where the place is that buys saber-toothed crotch crickets for medical research? I figure that's one way to get rid of them & make some cash at the same time.

Also, how do you catch them? Chase them into a Ziplock bag by plowing through your pumpkin patch with a little comb a bunch of times?













:flipoff2: too lazy to make a parody thread :laughing:
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shave half your man-patch. Light the other half on fire and stab them with an ice
Pick when they run onto the bald section


-as told to us by my friends elderly mother at lunch one day.
 
TRINDU said:
Ether fucks up everything.

I never have wasp spray handy, but supertech starting fluid by the case.
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Carb cleaner is pretty instant as well.
Brake cleaner (or hexane) is slower, but still works.
Windex usually just pisses 'em off :laughing:
 
DMG said:
shave half your man-patch. Light the other half on fire and stab them with an ice
Pick when they run onto the bald section


-as told to us by my friends elderly mother at lunch one day.
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That's just stoopid - who's gonna' buy them if they've been stabbed? :homer:

WAIT - do you know of someone buying wounded saber-toothed crotch crickets? :bounce2:

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