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Sean combs houses raided for human trafficking

bgaidan said:
Bullshit. Before the thread is over 486 will be doing for $237 and come chicken livers.
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45acp said:
With that kind of $$$ I could fly a team of German anus surgeons to my house to do a sphincter graft and sit me down in a tank of stem cells.
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Im no expert but I did stay at a holiday inn once and id bet a whole team of german, union “anus reconstruction specialists” are going to cost you $49,999,992.13 US + tip. :flipoff2:
 
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Nation Starting To Wonder If Diddy May Have Done A Few Of Those Things He Repeatedly Rapped About Doing

U.S. — With people still reeling from the shocking news that homes belonging to music artist/producer/entrepreneur Diddy had been raided by the Federal Bureau of Investigation yesterday, the nation collectively wondered if Diddy may have done a few of the things he had repeatedly rapped about doing.
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Nation Starting To Wonder If Diddy May Have Done A Few Of Those Things He Repeatedly Rapped About Doing
CELEBS·Mar 26, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — With people still reeling from the shocking news that homes belonging to music artist/producer/entrepreneur Diddy had been raided by the Federal Bureau of Investigation yesterday, the nation collectively wondered if Diddy may have done a few of the things he had repeatedly rapped about doing.
With the star facing federal charges, fans began to suspect that the man who built his career rapping about engaging in seedy criminal activity may have actually been engaging in seedy criminal activity in his daily life.
"It makes you wonder," said longtime Diddy fan Zach Lewis. "All these years, I figured he was just talking a big game in his songs saying really objectionable things about women and other activities he was involved with. Now that I see his home being raided by federal agents, I'm starting to suspect that maybe… just maybe… he might have been doing some things that are illegal. I don't think anyone could have predicted it."
Other Diddy fans refused to believe their favorite hip-hop star could be guilty of any wrongdoing. "It doesn't add up," said Joseph Brock. "You mean to tell me that a guy who wrote such beautiful lyrics that said he wanted to ‘[redacted] and find a woman he could [redacted] and [redacted] all night long' was doing bad stuff to women? I'm skeptical."
At publishing time, Diddy's most steadfast supporters openly speculated that the raids executed on the rap star's homes were most likely an effort to hand down more indictments against former President Donald Trump.
 
45acp said:
"What yall doing this weekend?"

"Nothing much, waiting on old gay 45acp to chopper us up to his house. Grilling burgers and I think Pantera is playing his living room Saturday night. You know he's got pictures all over his 4th shop of that ass baby he had with Diddy? Weird dude. Anyway, helo is here so I'll holler at you later...."
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bgaidan said:
Bullshit. Before the thread is over 486 will be doing for $237 and come chicken livers.
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95stepside said:
the catch is, the chickens were also fucked by Diddy :flipoff2:
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Fucking OUT. this is probably the most fucked up hilarious thing I've read on the internet since the electric fence or the ballads of that bruiser the street sweeper.
 
I’ve taken one for the team so that yall dont have to. I’ve looked up some Katt Williams interviews and then started listening to him on the Shannon Sharp podcast, which apparently was where he started dropping bombs before the Rogan podcast. As far as I can tell at this time, the $50 million thing and the getting fucked by Diddy thing were two seperate statements. A lot of it runs together though because Katt is a little bit fucking nuts.
 
Gbkeith said:
I’ve taken one for the team so that yall dont have to. I’ve looked up some Katt Williams interviews and then started listening to him on the Shannon Sharp podcast, which apparently was where he started dropping bombs before the Rogan podcast. As far as I can tell at this time, the $50 million thing and the getting fucked by Diddy thing were two seperate statements. A lot of it runs together though because Katt is a little bit fucking nuts.
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Nah bruh! Katt is as real as they come, That brother has more certified cred than you would believe. But think what you want. The ones that matter know his Pedigree.
 
ANGRYBLACK said:
Nah bruh! Katt is as real as they come, That brother has more certified cred than you would believe. But think what you want. The ones that matter know his Pedigree.
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I’m mostly in agreement with you so far. Except for the part where he was reading 3000 nonfiction books a year from the time he was 4 to 16 years old the part where he runs a 4.16 40 yard dash. And a few other things like that.
 
Gbkeith said:
I’m mostly in agreement with you so far. Except for the part where he was reading 3000 nonfiction books a year from the time he was 4 to 16 years old the part where he runs a 4.16 40 yard dash. And a few other things like that.
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10 books a day, if he's doing short stories sure. not reading novels. however- kat runs a 4.97 a couple weeks ago as an old alcoholic pothead. in his prime, its entirely possible.

 
Honky Lips said:
10 books a day, if he's doing short stories sure. not reading novels. however- kat runs a 4.97 a couple weeks ago as an old alcoholic pothead. in his prime, its entirely possible.

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I saw that and it’s impressive as shit for a fifty year old comedian. He was just throwing numbers out though. He had no idea how many books he read or how fast the number he threw out was.

From what I’ve listened to so far, he went in with grudges and certain points he wanted to make about people with facts to present in favor of whatever he wanted to say. But when he’s off his prepared stuff he gets wild.
 
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