Replacement Fetterman

[Thefishguy77]

There's no way that's him and surely they aren't saying it's him?

The new feterman picture is after he got released from his stroke…

 

[Texas97]

The new feterman picture is after he got released from his stroke…

Right, they claim it's a year old.

 

[dntsdad]

Need to see the back of his neckmeat to know

 

[Thefishguy77]

Right, they claim it's a year old.

Maybe depression is the next step in plastic surgery?

 

[Texas97]

Maybe depression is the next step in plastic surgery?

If he was 13, they'd have already given him sex change surgery by now

 

[Outahand]

Word is Mrs Fetterman likes the new guy much better. Allegedly.

 

[skyhiranger]

Probably because if he offed himself or died or is mentally incapable it opens the door to another election.

I don’t think that is the way it works.
Someone would take over and finish his term (like his wife). Seems like I’ve heard that scenario play out before.

 

[RusM]

This.

Look at the shape of his nose tip.
The folds inside his ears.
The wrinkles above his brow.
The dent in the (his) left crown of his head.

Same guy, different time, different angles, different cameras.

PS- look at what modern cameras do with AI post-processing. Cheekbones, jawline, big eyes, all fixed in-camera.

What if you discount all of that and look at him from above the eyebrows in each pic? Head shape is completely different.

 

[subybaja]

What if you discount all of that

If my grandma had balls, she'd be my grandpa.

and look at him from above the eyebrows in each pic? Head shape is completely different.

Nah. Still got the dent on his left.

And

No, You Don’t Really Look Like That

A guide to the new reality-melting technology in your phone’s camera

www.theatlantic.com

I could find two pics of me that look that different.

 

[Yota Up]

The image on the right has had the sides shrunk in. Why is this even a question?

 

[Texas97]

If my grandma had balls, she'd be my grandpa.


Nah. Still got the dent on his left.

And

No, You Don’t Really Look Like That

A guide to the new reality-melting technology in your phone’s camera

www.theatlantic.com

I could find two pics of me that look that different.

All 4 of those pictures look like the exact same guy

 

[Arps]

Nose and ears look different to me. The chin is flat in one and rounded in the other, but that may be his goatee? Gonna need a soil sample to know for sure.

 

[arse_sidewards]

All 4 of those pictures look like the exact same guy

To us men sure.

Women would go ape shit over those minor differences in photos of themselves.

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

I don’t think that is the way it works.
Someone would take over and finish his term (like his wife). Seems like I’ve heard that scenario play out before.

I thought the governor appointed someone to finish the term?

 

[Gdogg]

They knew we wouldn't fall for the "Weekend at Fetterman's" so they had to find a double

 

[skyhiranger]

I thought the governor appointed someone to finish the term?

Could be. I didn't research it. But I am sure they don't hold a "election" mid-term to fill the vacancy. So it's not like an R is going to get in to fill a position a D won during the election.
Like I said, I am sure I've heard of someone dying in the middle of the term and his wife stepped in (or maybe was appointed) and finished out his term.

 

[Arps]

I thought the governor appointed someone to finish the term?

I think that was the plan all along...

 

[gunracer1]

Could be. I didn't research it. But I am sure they don't hold a "election" mid-term to fill the vacancy. So it's not like an R is going to get in to fill a position a D won during the election.
Like I said, I am sure I've heard of someone dying in the middle of the term and his wife stepped in (or maybe was appointed) and finished out his term.

he had to make it a few more weeks then it will be past time to get another election in if i remember right.

 

[Splib]

Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest post surgery/Nurse Ratchet.

 

[ProjectTwin]

I think that was the plan all along...

The wife

 

[CJF]

Camera angles and weight loss. Look at the crease across his forehead. Same dude, different meds.

Also, aspect ratios are waaaay off. Look at the entire head top to bottom. One on the left is vertically squished, one on the right is stretched.

 

[MurderYota]

Surely there's no way to alter a photo and nobody would do it if it there was.

 

[zlathim]

They are both Fetterman.

 

[plym49.2]

The simplest explanation is usually correct. Likely someone did a Photoshop deal to make him look younger, healthier, and vital.

 

[nahmus]

Isn't he still in the hospital where he checked into for depression? Isn't this a bit longer than someone would stay if it was depression? I just saw he has started fundraising for his re-election campaign... IN 6 YEARS.

Something is going on and as usual the press is not interested in it.

 

[Mr.Ratbastard]

Is it Fetterman or a Betterman?

 

[frank c]

Democratic Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman has missed nearly 83% of Senate roll call votes since checking himself into a hospital to receive treatment for clinical depression last month.

Some representation...

Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman has missed an alarmingly high percentage of roll-call votes due to illness

Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., has missed 53 of the last 64 Senate roll call votes since checking into a hospital to be treated for clinical depression in February.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Mikenike]

he had to make it a few more weeks then it will be past time to get another election in if i remember right.

Correct. He has to make it a certain amount of time first which is why they need him to "make" it a little longer.

 

[45acp]

Is it Fetterman or a Betterman?

He's not gonna be a Betterman... he would be one of the Croods

 

[plym49.2]

Is it Fetterman or a Betterman?

Yankovic needs to make a parody cover of 'Betterman'.