Squamch
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Embarassment- a mostly stock sidekick. Used to embarrass built rigs.
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SomeGuyFromOlympia
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Russell
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"Send it" - Wide open throttle with no regard for consequences. Fun to watch.
billdacat
No road...no problem.
Lauau = yard sale.
The strap... "Strap that bitch out MF".
The strap... "Strap that bitch out MF".
AKnate
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I was just stoked when they started delivering to here last year. Less 45 min trips to the postal center to go pickup stuff, and went from 7-10+ days "2 day prime" to 5-7+ days... well, except when it's something I need right away, then it's like 2 weeks. Just because 🤣Hey, that woyld be a legit use for their delivery drones! Gonna take a honker to haul a starter, though.
Some stuff is still postal. I got one direct from China a few days ago, completewith customs forms on the box.. Had no idea Amazon shipped from China.
SomeGuyFromOlympia
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talking about spotters reminds me
one time I was standing at a technical section just watching
guy comes though and tips over
gets out and yells at me for not spotting him
and I am just there eating a sammich like WTF
learn to drive dude everyone else made it
it didn't help the situation that when it flopped, he didn't have a seatbelt on and it tipped to the passenger side resulting in that thing where your seat turns into a impromptu trebuchet and bitches you into the roof of your own roll cage
while he was yelling at me, you hear an audible 'click sound' from a camera off to the side
I look over and there is my kid getting it on her camera
his head about popped
damn that was funny
I know, cool story
(and no I didn't help him back up, but you bet your ass I sat there and watched it)
one time I was standing at a technical section just watching
guy comes though and tips over
gets out and yells at me for not spotting him
and I am just there eating a sammich like WTF
learn to drive dude everyone else made itit didn't help the situation that when it flopped, he didn't have a seatbelt on and it tipped to the passenger side resulting in that thing where your seat turns into a impromptu trebuchet and bitches you into the roof of your own roll cage
while he was yelling at me, you hear an audible 'click sound' from a camera off to the side
I look over and there is my kid getting it on her camera
his head about popped
damn that was funny
I know, cool story
(and no I didn't help him back up, but you bet your ass I sat there and watched it)
Sceep
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not offroad per-say, but automotive related.
"He blew a tranny out in the desert" has a complete different meaning (most of the time).
"He blew a tranny out in the desert" has a complete different meaning (most of the time).
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Penetrode Offroad
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That is a moment of pure gold. What kind of rig was it?talking about spotters reminds me
one time I was standing at a technical section just watching
guy comes though and tips over
gets out and yells at me for not spotting him
and I am just there eating a sammich like WTF
it didn't help the situation that when it flopped, he didn't have a seatbelt on and it tipped to the passenger side resulting in that thing where your seat turns into a impromptu trebuchet and bitches you into the roof of your own roll cage
while he was yelling at me, you hear an audible 'click sound' from a camera off to the side
I look over and there is my kid getting it on her camera
his head about popped
damn that was funny
I know, cool story
(and no I didn't help him back up, but you bet your ass I sat there and watched it)
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We did that to some SXS **** gobbler in KY. He comes up bitching because we have an mj with a broken hydro ram in the middle of the trail and were blocking an optional obstacle, dude **** off. So we got it off the trail, he comes bombing through, back flips his SXS on a ledge and our group left the area and left him rolled over. **** that drunk ****head.talking about spotters reminds me
one time I was standing at a technical section just watching
guy comes though and tips over
gets out and yells at me for not spotting him
and I am just there eating a sammich like WTF
it didn't help the situation that when it flopped, he didn't have a seatbelt on and it tipped to the passenger side resulting in that thing where your seat turns into a impromptu trebuchet and bitches you into the roof of your own roll cage
while he was yelling at me, you hear an audible 'click sound' from a camera off to the side
I look over and there is my kid getting it on her camera
his head about popped
damn that was funny
I know, cool story
(and no I didn't help him back up, but you bet your ass I sat there and watched it)
Safe Dude
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That would be a "post Turtle "
You said "turtled", I jumped to a rollover.
KarlVP
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You shouldn't have been standing there.talking about spotters reminds me
one time I was standing at a technical section just watching
guy comes though and tips over
gets out and yells at me for not spotting him
and I am just there eating a sammich like WTF
it didn't help the situation that when it flopped, he didn't have a seatbelt on and it tipped to the passenger side resulting in that thing where your seat turns into a impromptu trebuchet and bitches you into the roof of your own roll cage
while he was yelling at me, you hear an audible 'click sound' from a camera off to the side
I look over and there is my kid getting it on her camera
his head about popped
damn that was funny
I know, cool story
(and no I didn't help him back up, but you bet your ass I sat there and watched it)
KarlVP
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This is the gods honest truth.
slveryotabuggy
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"Stand at the top and record me, but dont stand to close to the fallen tree at the end because i am going to hit it at mach jesus and try to jump it" - Enzo 2021
We need to compile a list.
It WILL be a long one.
Fukkin *** wagon, driven by a no talent jerk 55% of the time...
KarlVP
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Rental = when you can't go to the event so your let you buddy take your rig to said event.
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SomeGuyFromOlympia
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and what reasoning is that?
that is where the rest of the group was standing
Ditchrunner
Red Skull
See also yeet.
Give it the onion = more right pedal. Generally said to increase entertainment value for spectators, not for alleviating the situation the driver is in.
NOODLES
Meat Head
2 friends 4wheeling together in a jeep are called "dockers" . Don't know why, they just are and always have been. Maybe something about their shoes.
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Urban Dictionary: docking
docking: A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his...
www.urbandictionary.com
KarlVP
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Sorry. Forgot to include my reference.
Bebop
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I may have said that.
Execution didn't have the flair intended but it was fun from the driver seat.
jeeptj19992001
land of corruption and control of the people
That will rub out with krylon
KarlVP
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Jeep ***s snoogle. We don't dock.Urban Dictionary: docking
docking: A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his...
Penetrode Offroad
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Or when your kids are coming you let your buddies take your **** to KOH.
SomeGuyFromOlympia
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