is Roxy the only lady here?

[Truckedup]

He can’t find another female that will allow him to beat on them. Actually, he’s left over and doesn’t recognize this new era where women will kick his ass. His multiple personalities will bully each other if they were accost another female and get their collective asses kicked, so he pretends his keyboard is a woman and he resorts to beating on that

Beating on the keys? Or is it ejaculating on the keys?

 

[total newb]

No, not really. I'm not a joiner, and I don't follow credos or philosophies other than being an American.

Also, a mighty Genius. I follow the credo of my enormous and deeply creased brain. I look down on all of you smoothbrains.

Well youve joined 2 forum boards now and a mouth full of the "rona gona get you if you dont do xxxxxx" so im not buying that statement at all

 

[Fishslayer]

We also have rooney77.

Rooney's a chick?

 

[Arps]

 

[bigun]

Rooney's a chick?

I think a try sexual, not sure really to much information at the time

 

[FlatLander]

Plot twist. "She" was actually a dude who dresses up as a woman.


It's the only scenario in which I can see the story being at all plausible.

Further twisting: She was actually him. He dressed half in drag and passed his phone between hands until he built up the courage to ask herself if they wanted to screw.

 

[Scott Cee aka 2drx4]

Further twisting: She was actually him. He dressed half in drag and passed his phone between hands until he built up the courage to ask herself if they wanted to screw.

 

[trampas]

Further twisting: She was actually him. He dressed half in drag and passed his phone between hands until he built up the courage to ask herself if they wanted to screw.

Nice shot