Irates over 40

[Jeep Ride]

Don't take meta what ever it's called baked steak at the crack barrel haven't been there for a while I've got clothes older than most of you I'll be 71 in couple months the older I get the earlier it's gets late.

 

[bradp674]

What time do you old fucks take your Metamucil? What's your favorite meal at the Cracker Barrel? How long does it take you to take your credit card out the reader when it starts beeping? What time do you have to leave your house to make the early bird special? There, that should cover the new old fuck threads for a while.

What are you whining about, millennial.

 

[Beat95yj]

I'll keep that in mind when it comes time to put you in a home.

It’s gonna need a shop…

 

[Tin Roof]

 

[det107]

I got 5 more months until 40....bunch of old fucks in here

I still liquid shit about 3x a day, but that's probably from the 6-10 energy drinks a day that I consume...

Time for metamucil to adjust your gut, ya old fuck-

 

[72blazer]

What time do you old fucks take your Metamucil? What's your favorite meal at the Cracker Barrel? How long does it take you to take your credit card out the reader when it starts beeping? What time do you have to leave your house to make the early bird special? There, that should cover the new old fuck threads for a while.

I eat cactus or mini wheats for a more natural bowel movement.


Used to order the grandpa’s plate with the pork chops until they took it off the menu

3-5 seconds

Never been. But I’ve noticed my ex talking more and more about happy hour specials for the appetizers (she’s 42).

 

[junkytj]

OP's just mad we were already building rigs, creating tech and pushing the offroad envelope while he was still in diapers.

Tell your mom we said hi.

He can't right now. She's got her mouth full.

 

[Splib]

Probably.

Or didja mean how people act?

Fag

 

[Microtus]

What time do you old fucks take your Metamucil? What's your favorite meal at the Cracker Barrel? How long does it take you to take your credit card out the reader when it starts beeping? What time do you have to leave your house to make the early bird special? There, that should cover the new old fuck threads for a while.

Metamucil looks and tastes a lot like coffee. Never been to a cracker barrel. I can't hear shit, card readers beep? No early bird specials at 0430 here sorry.

62 in December

 

[Fueler]

47 in 2 days....GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

 

[fordguy]

paging Archer

 

[slow600]

41, no extra fiber needed thanks to bad guts. Old man traits include early bedtime, bland food, thrift store clothes, and reminiscing cheap parts. Kid late in life aged me faster than expected.

 

[gt1guy]

I don't even remember being 40.

 

[Clb]

Tldr.
Who said ?

Trying to remember what it is like wiping the drool off of snotnosed kids faces....

 

[jhama78]

46.5years old.... joined 23.5 years ago

drink bleach.

 

[Smithy]

Get off my lawn

 

[Beat95yj]

 

[GonPostal]

When I first signed up at the "other " site in 2001, I was already 45.....

 

[ExWrench]

Out of sheer curiosity, is there anyone here under 25?

Based on OP's childish obsession with the adults here, I'm guessing Motorcharge

 

[realsquash]

What time do you old fucks take your Metamucil? What's your favorite meal at the Cracker Barrel? How long does it take you to take your credit card out the reader when it starts beeping? What time do you have to leave your house to make the early bird special? There, that should cover the new old fuck threads for a while.

1) Nobody needs any fiber
2) None, terrible experience every time I've been forced in there against my will
3) They all beep asshole!
4) lol

46 here.

 

[NakedJeep]

Agism

 

[70 tp]

59. F Cracker Barrel They cater to the wrong people around here. Cracker Barrel is the fast food of sit down restaurants around here. Card readers make noise? All I hear is ringing . Get some real messican store tacos and don’t need no Metamucil

 

[trampas]

OP's just mad we were already building rigs, creating tech and pushing the offroad envelope while he was still in diapers.

Tell your mom we said hi.

I'm still banging 30 year olds (wimmens, you fags), eating raw meat, and driving way too fast.

brutha from another mutha

Fuck off with your Metamucil guzzling, Cracker Barrel Early bird Special eating, can't figure out a tip, dropping your teeth in the water glass as soon as the poor twenty-something sets it on the table, needing 100 mg of Viagra to stroke it to pics of Betty White and Estel Getty, driving all the way from Michigan to Florida in the left fucking lane with your goddamned blinker on, astronaut pen having, Del Boca Vista Phase II living, new Cadillac bragging, hair growing out of your ears, needing three hours to take a dump, life insurance buying, eating grapefruit for breakfast, cheap beer swilling, looking both ways before pulling away from the green light self.

Sheet.

Alls i gots to say is, damn Sam.

 

[Archer]

Bunch of pups.. Respond back when your nuts drop...




.

 

[ExWrench]

Bunch of pups.. Respond back when your nuts drop...




.

To their knees?

 

[Kyron]

I forgot

Oh, I’m 53

 

[RedX]

Damn…I feel attacked.

 

[Splib]

Not worth going back to the old place to try to dredge up my Avatar join date Sep 2001. Jurassic Park like. edited . ..

 

[Wheelin66bronco]

Same. You are only as old as you think you are. I can work circles around most 20-30 year old and make fun of them for not keeping up with the "old guy"

Same. 45 a couple weeks ago.
Joined March of 05 after lurking since 99-00 ish'. Bought my 66 bronco in 98 or 99 sometime.

 

[the conservative atheist]

Turned 40 back in June. I feel no differently than I did at 20, nor have I changed my lifestyle. Testosterone test showed high-normal levels. Only thing that sucks is I have less hair. I had great hair all the way till my mid 30's, then I seemingly lost it overnight.