Irates over 40

[Motorcharge]

What time do you old fucks take your Metamucil? What's your favorite meal at the Cracker Barrel? How long does it take you to take your credit card out the reader when it starts beeping? What time do you have to leave your house to make the early bird special? There, that should cover the new old fuck threads for a while.

 

[det107]

Ima old but still in good shape-

 

[DRTDEVL]

What time do you old fucks take your Metamucil?

Usually about 0450

What's your favorite meal at the Cracker Barrel?

Chicken n Dumplings

How long does it take you to take your credit card out the reader when it starts beeping?

Usually less than 1 second, but that's only where I use the chip reader due to no tap and pay.

What time do you have to leave your house to make the early bird special?

Depends upon the special.

 

[axjwhlr]

Turning 40 in September, this thread sucks

 

[BUCKLAND]

Turned 42 on Monday and have never done any of the above.

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

I'll be 49 in six days so get off my fucking lawn!!

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

Turned 42 on Monday and have never done any of the above.

Same. You are only as old as you think you are. I can work circles around most 20-30 year old and make fun of them for not keeping up with the "old guy"

 

[Beat95yj]

I have never taken it

I have never been

Tap to pay FTW

is that the hip way of saying happy hour? Anyways, I’m there at about five.

 

[Deuce 40s]

40 checking in.

I don't check the price of gas before pumping.

 

[YOOPER111]

What???

 

[Lawless]

I have never taken it

I have never been

Tap to pay FTW

is that the hip way of saying happy hour? Anyways, I’m there at about five.

Same here.

 

[trampas]

Average age on this site currently is 46.5 years old. Go figger.

 

[Add]

I got 5 more months until 40....bunch of old fucks in here

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

Average age on this site currently is 46.5 years old. Go figger.

Gary is about to fuck that average right out the window.

 

[bad zuki]

That cloud was in the WRONG and it KNEW IT!!@!@!!.

Y’all giving the Jimmy Buffett song pirate at 40 a whole new meaning

Average age on this site currently is 46.5 years old. Go figger.

Out of sheer curiosity, is there anyone here under 25?

 

[Lumberjack]

What time do you old fucks take your Metamucil?

54 and not yet needed.

What's your favorite meal at the Cracker Barrel?

Cracker Barrel hasn't been good in years.

How long does it take you to take your credit card out the reader when it starts beeping?

Why does it flash 20,000 times then scream at you that you haven't removed it within a millisecond?

What time do you have to leave your house to make the early bird special?

People suck and the less worthless fucks I have to deal with the better, so after lunch and before dinner.

There, that should cover the new old fuck threads for a while.

Now get off my lawn

 

[fvs]

What time do you old fucks take your Metamucil? What's your favorite meal at the Cracker Barrel? How long does it take you to take your credit card out the reader when it starts beeping? What time do you have to leave your house to make the early bird special? There, that should cover the new old fuck threads for a while.

You’ll find out soon enough 🤨😕

 

[trampas]

Out of sheer curiosity, is there anyone here under 25?

Probably.

Or didja mean how people act?

 

[fordguy]

Out of sheer curiosity, is there anyone here under 25?

if there are, them punks need to get the fuck out.

41 here

 

[bad zuki]

Probably.

Or didja mean how people act?

No, not how they act. That age would be closer to 12.

I'm just wondering how many young bucks are supporting that low of a number with all your old F*cks around.

if there are, them punks need to get the fuck out.

41 here

Shut up skippy, The adults are talking.

 

[Arps]

47 next month. What was the question again?

 

[DRTDEVL]

47 next month. What was the question again?

Shit, I thought you were about 60 or so, not younger than me!

 

[Motorcharge]

You’ll find out soon enough 🤨😕

I'm already throwing stones in a glass house. 37 and had Cracker Barrel for lunch.

 

[Tin Roof]

How long does it take you to take your credit card out the reader when it starts beeping?

No beeping while I'm writing a check. Or for our Canuckian friends, a cheque.

 

[Sandy Johnson]

wanton geriatric shaming

I definitely don't need that.

Never been

I just barely made it a habit to use tap to pay.

I can get an early bird special?!? My kids have me up by 6:30 at the latest.

You forgot to ask them when they started taking 25% bigger poops.

 

[TiTRD]

42 last week. Joined you ****s 20 years ago.

 

[Beat95yj]

42 last week. Joined you ****s 20 years ago.

🍪

 

[Dirtyjed]

50 in December.

Probiotics so don't need it

Meatloaf and mashed potatoes, although I prefer Sizzler

Tap to pay, this is 2024 get with it od guy

It's always 5 o'clock somewhere.

 

[YJ4Rox]

I am 46
No metamucil
Lemon Pepper trout if we ever actually go there
3 beeps min
no early bird anything ever.

I still write checks for my truck insurance, and county tax
Naps are way way under rated.

 

[xr-nut]

ya'll be giving out your age and other personal info like theres no one here lurking and collecting it for nefarious purposes. (he knows who the fuck he is)