This isn't your normal LeBaron. This is the LeBaron God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God stuff like making tsunamis and earthquakes. It's set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to go sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.
Handling? This car handles like Epstein's assistant. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not care.
What's that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Ok, I'll be honest, it technically does not drift since it is a front wheel drive car, it slides like a baby on butter. Interior is perfect PERIOD, yes I said perfect. Manly as hell. It literally oozes testosterone.
Seats? This guy has got three! One for you, and one for the hot broad thats gunna be all in to you buy this car. You're a girl? This car works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it, it's getting serious.
Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has both and yes they work perfectly (I told the interior was perfect remember!).
Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting (SLIDING) that nobody is going to care about the tires. This car has got a metric ton of new parts. New radiator, new timing belt, new water pump, new radiator tubes the list doesn't END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed. The only downside to this entire car is there is something going on with the transmission and it will not get out of second gear so you need a tow truck to pick it up. But since it only has 93K miles on it I am sure you can figure out whats going on with tranny and be on the road in no time. Oh also the electronics for the convertible roof are a little tired and you will likely need to help the top go back up. Ok three things, the electronics for the driver's seat do not work so if you are a giant, this is not your car.
You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once and it was awesome. It's like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest you've ever driven.
I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, let's not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works. Done like dinner.
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