How to get the wife's cat to STFU?!?!?

[Penetrode Offroad]

Cats probably bitching you out like a Latina gma as a white guy

 

[Hooligan]

I think OP has been married long enough where the wife doesn't let him anymore except on his birthday and their anniversary.

 

[billdacat]

I think the OP is the problem... Cat is fine; bitching about OP hanging around.

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

Open the door and let your problem walk itself out.

If you love it you will set it free. If it loves you it will come back.

 

[Ksand]

 

[Ranchtruck]

just think of the irony

if you took the cat for a week vacation.. the wife prolly wouldnt shut up since you got back

Lol! I took my girlfriends dog out for an adventure and stopped for ice cream on the way back. I still hear about "that time I took her dog on a date"

 

[[486]]

Your wife is 13!? Must have a lower age consent laws in MN.

yeah, happened about the same time we adopted sharia law