How to get the wife's cat to STFU?!?!?

[DannyK]

How long have you been back from the week long vacation?

We did the same thing with our cat and he was super vocal for about a week then returned to normal.

 

[Slander]

Just be selfish and let it out and let the neighbors deal with it - slanders neighbors

 

[Lumberjack]

Before the girlfriend took shithead back to the pound we went away for a week, I think he was pissed we came back.

 

[[486]]

Just be selfish and let it out and let the neighbors deal with it - slanders neighbors

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[PAE]

So this is about your cats wife right ?

 

[RusM]

havahart trap
rain barrel

Burlap sack, rocks, rain barrel, hair dryer to dry it off before you put it on its bed.

 

[Filthy McChevy]

Ignore it.

 

[Chadwick]

Just be as annoying as the cat, when she asks what's up
. You are self identifying as an annoying ass fuq cat! ...

Pretty sure after that one of you will be leaving. Or life will be golden. Either way problem solved

 

[Gbkeith]

.22

 

[[memphis]]

Backstory:

She won't let me shoot the cat, so what's the alternative?

 

[ANGRYBLACK]

Your Cat has Emotions and Feelings. You are now feeling that. Give it extra attention and get another friend for it.

 

[Gbkeith]

Backstory:


She won't let me shoot the cat, so what's the alternative?

.22 and don’t tell her.

 

[Crash]

A friend for the kitty would help.

Bob Ross graduated to white vinegar in the squirt bottle. He loves water and drinks from the hose.

 

[Benny]

When I have a cat problem, I take it half way to work and drop it off.

Problem solved for me. Now it is someone else's problem

 

[Squamch]

A friend for the kitty would help.

Bob Ross graduated to white vinegar in the squirt bottle. He loves water and drinks from the hose.

Wife's old cat would look you in the eyes while you sprayed her.

 

[Ummduh]

Get it another friend

In the form of a dog. That hates it.

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

Wife's old cat would look you in the eyes while you sprayed her.

Spray some bird shot at it, i bet it wont be a problem after that.

 

[M92PV4U]

A friend for the kitty would help.

Bob Ross graduated to white vinegar in the squirt bottle. He loves water and drinks from the hose.

Wife's old cat would look you in the eyes while you sprayed her.

I found it easier to just spray the people complaining about the cats.

 

[Will Scarlet]

Animals don't have a sense of time going by, 5 minutes is just a long to them as a week. As others have suggested, get the cat a buddy. I'd suggest a dog since that is what you like.

Good luck...

 

[jeeptj19992001]

Stuff the cat

 

[Tooheysmax]

Next time get one of those cheap disco balls and point a couple laser pointers at the ball and let it have at it chasing red dots.

 

[Hooligan]

Backstory:

before we got together (she's 13 now).

Eww, isn’t that a bit young even for you mid-western types?

Definitely not asking for those jail bait pics!

 

[Yota Up]

Open the door and let your problem walk itself out.

 

[DWT]

Stuff the cat

With buckshot.

 

[cervelorod]

Backstory:

Wife has had cat since a kitten, before we got together (she's 13 now).

I’m still trying to figure out why he admitted to a child bride here..

 

[smurfblue40]

I would go to the local shelter and adopt a friend for kitty.

 

[Ah Pook]

Backstory:

Wife has had cat since a kitten, before we got together (she's 13 now).

Your wife is 13!? Must have a lower age consent laws in MN.

I'd look for a partner cat. A kitten might not be the best idea.
Cat sounds lonely and y'all left it.

Had a rescue dog with total separation anxiety. 5 minutes to total melt down.

 

[ArTi54N]

just think of the irony

if you took the cat for a week vacation.. the wife prolly wouldnt shut up since you got back

 

[shortbus4x4]

Stuff the cat

I think OP has been married long enough where the wife doesn't let him anymore except on his birthday and their anniversary.

 

[trampas]

just think of the irony

if you took the cat for a week vacation.. the wife prolly wouldnt shut up since you got back