Sterlingfire
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The pain is fine, it's the blood and excessive shitting that triggers me...Take the pain, it's bacon for Gods sake.
The pain is fine, it's the blood and excessive shitting that triggers me...Take the pain, it's bacon for Gods sake.
Oatmeal doesn't faze me. Now, if I eat too much cheese, I'll drop a turd that feels a wee bit larger than the old butt thole I.D. Probably way up there on the Rockwell scale too.Fine, eat a bunch and maybe your asshole will plug up and you'll spew less shit here.
need spinners
Oatmeal does the opposite of plug up, bro.Fine, eat a bunch and maybe your asshole will plug up and you'll spew less shit here.
As long as the blood is only coming out your ass youre Ok.The pain is fine, it's the blood and excessive shitting that triggers me...
Unfortunately bacon isn't the only food that does that to me... it's just the most depressing one of the bunch... breakfast sausage is worse by 10. At least i have oatmealAs long as the blood is only coming out your ass youre Ok.
If eating bacon makes it come out of other places....
He's old as fawk - probably just losing his marbles & forgot how fiber worksOatmeal does the opposite of plug up, bro.
So it works just like your personality around here.No, but I did have it every morning for breakfast on backpacking trips in the 1980's and got sick of it. Haven't been able to stand it since.
He's old as fawk - probably just losing his marbles & forgot how fiber works
. . . or he's just a dumbass (benefit of the doubt and all ).
- is it a hate crime to call a dumbass old?
. . . or to call a geriatric fawk a dumbass?
. . . maybe he's just an old dumbass
Dood - that wasn't pointed at you, I was referring to the geriatric fucktard that forgot how fiber works within one's alimentary system.show some respect for your elders before I whip your ass boy.
I know how fiber usually works, but that oatmeal stuff always plugged me up. YMMVDood - that wasn't pointed at you, I was referring to the geriatric fucktard that forgot how fiber works within one's alimentary system.
maybe <gary> is one huge dump away from not being so cranky
huh, that's a new one on me.I know how fiber usually works, but that oatmeal stuff always plugged me up. YMMV
I know how to make oatmeal, but do you ?huh, that's a new one on me.
Did you try soaking it in water before eating it?
Yes. Based on empirical evidence, my oatmeal knowledge is sound.I know how to make oatmeal, but do you ?
Dood - that wasn't pointed at you, I was referring to the geriatric fucktard that forgot how fiber works within one's alimentary system.
maybe <gary> is one huge dump away from not being so cranky
huh, that's a new one on me.
Did you try soaking it in water before eating it?
No shit. I sound like a bowl of Rice Crispys when I get out of bed in the morning................................. snap, crackle, pop.I know, I was standing up for Gary, being old sucks
Ha, I'm 41 and sound like that both before i go to bed and when i wake up.No shit. I sound like a bowl of Rice Crispys when I get out of bed in the morning................................. snap, crackle, pop.
How old you is?I know, I was standing up for Gary, being old sucks
Have you tired fiber? I hear oatmeal can helpNo shit.
Same here. Other than my neck, back, hip, knees, & ankles, my body is fineI sound like a bowl of Rice Crispys when I get out of bed in the morning................................. snap, crackle, pop.
there is no way you are 50+. I have 100 dollars that you are 24. Tops.How old you is?
I'm north of 50, and my body is approximately . . . 72 . . .
No shit. I sound like a bowl of Rice Crispys when I get out of bed in the morning................................. snap, crackle, pop.
Yeah, after a certain point, you start bragging about buying a Toyota camrybeing old sucks
Born in 1970 - you do the maththere is no way you are 50+
If you're serious, I'll take your wager - name an amount up to $100kI have 100 dollars that you are 24. Tops.
Was that back when you were selling blowjobs at the Greyhound Bus Station?I am 38, but I met Gary IRL so he is cool in my book.
Was that back when you were selling blowjobs at the Greyhound Bus Station?
Was that back when you were selling blowjobs at the Greyhound Bus Station?
Shit, Ive never even seen a greyhound station around here.