Sterlingfire
ignant
The pain is fine, it's the blood and excessive shitting that triggers me...
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gt1guy
Apparently a racist
Oatmeal doesn't faze me. Now, if I eat too much cheese, I'll drop a turd that feels a wee bit larger than the old butt thole I.D. Probably way up there on the Rockwell scale too.Fine, eat a bunch and maybe your asshole will plug up and you'll spew less shit here.
Roc Doc
2A SNBI
need spinners
montrose818
Banned
Oatmeal does the opposite of plug up, bro.Fine, eat a bunch and maybe your asshole will plug up and you'll spew less shit here.
2020AT4
Transgender tailgate operation specialist.
As long as the blood is only coming out your ass youre Ok.
If eating bacon makes it come out of other places....
Sterlingfire
ignant
Unfortunately bacon isn't the only food that does that to me... it's just the most depressing one of the bunch... breakfast sausage is worse by 10. At least i have oatmeal
He's old as fawk - probably just losing his marbles & forgot how fiber works
. . . or he's just a dumbass (benefit of the doubt and all
).
- is it a hate crime to call a dumbass old?. . . or to call a geriatric fawk a dumbass?
. . . maybe he's just an old dumbass
booger
Bad
So it works just like your personality around here.
montrose818
Banned
He's old as fawk - probably just losing his marbles & forgot how fiber works
. . . or he's just a dumbass (benefit of the doubt and all
. . . or to call a geriatric fawk a dumbass?
. . . maybe he's just an old dumbass
show some respect for your elders before I whip your ass boy.
Dood - that wasn't pointed at you, I was referring to the geriatric fucktard that forgot how fiber works within one's alimentary system.show some respect for your elders before I whip your ass boy.
maybe <gary> is one huge dump away from not being so cranky 
SanDiegoCJ
Non-Lemming
I know how fiber usually works, but that oatmeal stuff always plugged me up. YMMVDood - that wasn't pointed at you, I was referring to the geriatric fucktard that forgot how fiber works within one's alimentary system.
SanDiegoCJ
Non-Lemming
I know how to make oatmeal, but do you ?
Did you try soaking it in water before eating it?
Yes. Based on empirical evidence, my oatmeal knowledge is sound.
I can eat a double-serving of oatmeal and count on crapping a Duraflame.
Perhaps your question is best directed toward those with abnormal results.
montrose818
Banned
Dood - that wasn't pointed at you, I was referring to the geriatric fucktard that forgot how fiber works within one's alimentary system.
I know, I was standing up for Gary, being old sucks
montrose818
Banned
Did you try soaking it in water before eating it?
SanDiegoCJ
Non-Lemming
No shit. I sound like a bowl of Rice Crispys when I get out of bed in the morning................................. snap, crackle, pop.I know, I was standing up for Gary, being old sucks
Sterlingfire
ignant
Ha, I'm 41 and sound like that both before i go to bed and when i wake up.No shit. I sound like a bowl of Rice Crispys when I get out of bed in the morning................................. snap, crackle, pop.
How old you is?I know, I was standing up for Gary, being old sucks
I'm north of 50, and my body is approximately . . . 72
. . . 
Have you tired fiber? I hear oatmeal can help
Same here. Other than my neck, back, hip, knees, & ankles, my body is fineI sound like a bowl of Rice Crispys when I get out of bed in the morning................................. snap, crackle, pop.
Getting old sucks, but I've heard the alternative is worse so I keep on keepin' on
montrose818
Banned
there is no way you are 50+. I have 100 dollars that you are 24. Tops.How old you is?
I'm north of 50, and my body is approximately . . . 72
I am 38, but I met Gary IRL so he is cool in my book.
montrose818
Banned
No shit. I sound like a bowl of Rice Crispys when I get out of bed in the morning................................. snap, crackle, pop.
I would have imagined its more like walking on tree branches in the forest.
Rockbuggy84
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Yeah, after a certain point, you start bragging about buying a Toyota camrybeing old sucks
Born in 1970 - you do the math
EDIT:
If you're serious, I'll take your wager - name an amount up to $100kI have 100 dollars that you are 24. Tops.
Warning: I don't lie, so I advise you not to take the bet.
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Roc Doc
2A SNBI
Was that back when you were selling blowjobs at the Greyhound Bus Station?
montrose818
Banned
This is the 1000th time you post about gay sex at the greyhound station. Are you sure this isnt a memory from your past? I mean you are the one who lived in vegas. Shit, Ive never even seen a greyhound station around here.
Homo.