Don't we have a "bitch about idiots on CL or Marketplace" thread?

[Landslide]

Bought a used bike rack during lunch today. Was supposed to meet up with the seller in a local supermarket parking lot. It's a big lot, and busy at lunch time. He lets me know the meeting is on 10 mins before it's supposed to happen. All good, I work close by. I tell him I'm on the way and that I'm driving a grey tacoma with a roof rack. Dude replies back with "Tesla".

It's fawking California. There are Teslas everywhere, you're not that unique bro. I ask for clarification, and get nothing back. Pull into the parking lot and drive by the 6 other Teslas in the lot, but none of them have anyone in them. Next message I get is "I'm here". Homie drove into the lot and right past me (the only grey tacoma with a roof rack in the parkting lot), and proceeded to park on the other side.

Nope, not moving. I told him where I was and he proceeded to drive over and park so badly near me that it would have made a 90 year old in a Mercedes blush. I did get the bike rack for stupendously cheap though, so there's that.

That’s how he rides his bike on the roadways too I’m sure.

 

[Landslide]

Last time I hit taco bell it got up to $25 really fast.

Fast food aint cheap any more

What? How much junk food you eat in one setting?

 

[2big bronco]

What? How much junk food you eat in one setting?

3 soft tacos and a soda was like $11.50 the other day

 

[Steve300xcw]

What? How much junk food you eat in one setting?

Been a while, dont remember what all I got. One of the combos plus a couple extras. Really wasnt all that much. I was pretty surprised.

 

[Steve300xcw]

4 bomb ass shrimp tacos and a watter bottle. Served up by big tits with a sexy accent is $18. $15-$16 for anything with a farm animal in it.

Easy choice

 

[Sandy Johnson]

What kind of rack?

Just a roof tray that goes on some cross bars.
Amazon.com

 

[[memphis]]

Another winner
Buyers with a last name Singh always go bad.

Offers $400 for an LS I have for sale
Asks if I’ll take a credit card, no cash or e transfer only

Then he offers $350 because they are all over marketplace for $200 apparently then why offer $400 fuck face

 

[Tin Roof]

Then he offers $350 because they are all over marketplace for $200 apparently then why offer $400 fuck face

“Then go buy two of the $200 ones so you have a spare”

 

[Squamch]

Another winner
Buyers with a last name Singh always go bad.

Offers $400 for an LS I have for sale
Asks if I’ll take a credit card, no cash or e transfer only

Then he offers $350 because they are all over marketplace for $200 apparently then why offer $400 fuck face

Well no shit. Anything with anyone with the last name Singh goes badly.

 

[Penetrode Offroad]

“Then go buy two of the $200 ones so you have a spare”

I've mentioned it before but I had a guy try to bullshit me on some wheel spacers from All Pro or something.

"I can get em off ebay for cheaper, drive 1hr in rush hour and meet me at X location."


"Buy your bullshit off ebay then. "

 

[Lawless]

Another winner
Buyers with a last name Singh always go bad.

Offers $400 for an LS I have for sale
Asks if I’ll take a credit card, no cash or e transfer only

Then he offers $350 because they are all over marketplace for $200 apparently then why offer $400 fuck face

I refuse to sell anything to an Indian, I wouldn't even give them something for free. They either have some BS story about it being cheaper or if they do pay asking price they whine and complain about every little thing and if something goes wrong with it a year later they will come looking for a refund.

 

[Penetrode Offroad]

You can hit a taco wagon. get better food, cheaper and faster than taco bell.

WTF are you doin?

13.22, 1.22 over taco bell. She wasn't big breasted but reasonably cute.

 

[[486]]

where's the shredded cheese?

yeah I know, "real tacos don't blah blah blah" fuck you, tacos need cheese on them

 

[Penetrode Offroad]

Never seen shredded cheese on a street taco

edit: I do love some cold cheese on home cooked tacos.

 

[Sandy Johnson]

where's the shredded cheese?

yeah I know, "real tacos don't blah blah blah" fuck you, tacos need cheese on them

Is that before, or after you cover them with sour cream?

 

[Steve300xcw]

where's the shredded cheese?

yeah I know, "real tacos don't blah blah blah" fuck you, tacos need cheese on them

Do you know how white you sound right now?

 

[[486]]

Is that before, or after you cover them with sour cream?

no
keep that nasty shit out of my sight

some sort of hot sauce, yes

 

[[486]]

Do you know how white you sound right now?

Whenever people ask me what kind of trees I got, when I get to the white pines I say that one in the clayton bigsby 'white power' voice.

 

[[486]]

Never seen shredded cheese on a street taco

"street taco"
Okay karen, be sure and post on nextdoor all about how your dog is scared of fireworks.

 

[M92PV4U]

"street taco"

 

[Pocahontas]

Whenever people ask me what kind of trees I got, when I get to the white pines I say that one in the clayton bigsby 'white power' voice.

Best comedy sketch show ever.

“Divorced his wife for being a lover.”

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

Best comedy sketch show ever.

“Divorced his wife for being a lover.”

The racial draft, The Naggers, all of it is

 

[Bacho]

I refuse to sell anything to an Indian, I wouldn't even give them something for free. They either have some BS story about it being cheaper or if they do pay asking price they whine and complain about every little thing and if something goes wrong with it a year later they will come looking for a refund.

Large Ukraine/Russian population in the next town over. Seems they all flip cars. I decided a few weeks ago none of them are getting a response.

 

[rockota]

Posted the OBS yesterday.

Ad clearly says “no trades.” Got two trade offers today

Ad clearly says “will ignore ‘is this available?’ posts.” Got three

Ad is very detailed. A whole section on the front axle rebuild and specs
“2wd?” Was only thing in one response.

:Homer:

 

[east_beast]

Best comedy sketch show ever.

“Divorced his wife for being a lover.”

The Chappelle Show was being made during my college years. That was the one thing everyone always caught. Like no excuses. Oh, you have a crucial exam tomorrow? So fucking what. If you can't spare 30 minutes to watch Chappelle and drink a beer you're already fucked anyway so let's watch Chappelle and drink a beer.

 

[2big bronco]

Posted the OBS yesterday.

Ad clearly says “no trades.” Got two trade offers today

Ad clearly says “will ignore ‘is this available?’ posts.” Got three

Ad is very detailed. A whole section on the front axle rebuild and specs
“2wd?” Was only thing in one response.

:Homer:

Just respond with "yes it is" i reply to 10-20 things for sale a day and accidently hit that automated responce all the time.

 

[rockota]

Just respond with "yes it is" i reply to 10-20 things for sale a day and accidently hit that automated responce all the time.

It happens to all of us. The one that seemed genuine responded in apology because she hit the button while looking pics.

 

[Rockwood]

It happens to all of us. The one that deemed genuine responded in apology because she hit the button while looking pics.

I’ve seen ”is it available will be ignored” a number of times in ads: why is it so offensive?

 

[Benny]

More importantly, why is it 1 accidental click to send that message? Surely they have had complaints and requests to change it.

 

[RPS1030]

I’ve seen ”is it available will be ignored” a number of times in ads: why is it so offensive?

Boomers can’t control their emotions and get upset at the false hope that comes with each of those messages. “Yup” is too hard of a response.

Actually, maybe need to start hitting that button every time I see that line