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Current teen slang terms.

OP, cuck. :flipoff2:


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I don't know what age groups this applies but philly area at least everyone calls people "Bro" even if its a man or woman etc. Bro did this, Bro did that, everything is Bro...

Also bitches can be called "Ratchet", could all be old news but whatever....
 
It's been a couple years here. Broccoli heads. :laughing:
My bosses wife's new Lincoln wouldn't unlock a few months ago. She calls for a tow truck and the dumbest, most stereotypical 20 something year old broccoli head showed up with an airbag and rod to get into her $100k SUV. She takes one look at him and then looks at me and I'm immediately like NOPE, you just tow that thing to the fucking dealer down the street. :laughing: I'm dying laughing internally, but I felt bad for my bosses wife because I wouldn't let that kid anywhere near a $500 shitbox with a tow truck, let alone trying to pry the door open.
 
I have a couple I heard on the bus late last year that I asked the kids about.

Yeet, to throw. I yeeted him the ball or I'll yeet you right out of here.

Glizzy, hotdog. I could sure go for a glizzy about now or those glizzys sure smell good.

I asked them what was wrong with the proper words and they couldn't come up with a reason, they ended up looking at each other kinda like they were realizing something.:laughing:

I got a week to go then it's back to the bus, I'm sure I'll hear some new ones soon.

Damn dude, how many times did they hold you back in school? I sure hope this is your senior year...... :flipoff2:
 
I have naturally curly hair and now I get asked if I have a perm all the time… and all the teen boys and old ladies comment on my hair…😂😂😂

I hated my curly hair as a kid so bad I would cut it so short about every two weeks you couldn’t see the curls. Now I don’t give two craps about what my hair looks like. Just happy to have it still
I seem to get a bit less in my head and more in my ears and nose.

Like look in the mirror and there's a random inch long hair outta my ear, like it grew overnightor something
 
My bosses wife's new Lincoln wouldn't unlock a few months ago. She calls for a tow truck and the dumbest, most stereotypical 20 something year old broccoli head showed up with an airbag and rod to get into her $100k SUV. She takes one look at him and then looks at me and I'm immediately like NOPE, you just tow that thing to the fucking dealer down the street. :laughing: I'm dying laughing internally, but I felt bad for my bosses wife because I wouldn't let that kid anywhere near a $500 shitbox with a tow truck, let alone trying to pry the door open.
Broccoli head at the dealer pulls out the air bag and a rod to unlock her door:laughing:
 
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