Best hand / face wash ever

[[486]]

This is some @486 shit right here.

neg, there's only a bar of irish spring in my shower

and a bottle of some shampoo that's gotta be at least a decade old but the bottle is conveniently shaped, so it remains in there for purposes
since you mention it, probably should replace that, the plastic might be getting brittle or some shit...

 

[[486]]

Maybe next they'll come out with one that smells like Hoppes #9.

But I wouldn't make a thread about it, 'cause that'd be the ghey.

just like zepreserve and zep45
smells like bernanners

 

[RusM]

 

[Brian468]

Yanno I may joke about banging a dude in Alaska for his Unimog, but never in my life would I have thought we`d be discussing skin care products, I need to start drinking again.

 

[bad zuki]

neg, there's only a bar of irish spring in my shower

People need more than a bar of irish spring?

and a bottle of some shampoo that's gotta be at least a decade old but the bottle is conveniently shaped, so it remains in there for purposes
since you mention it, probably should replace that, the plastic might be getting brittle or some shit...

Now it's a 14 in 1 bottle.

 

[Motorcharge]

 

[Ksand]

do you remove until epidermis, dermis or hypodermis layers?

Keeps me looking young

 

[Void_of_Light]

Had a girl stay over one night, next morning she took a shower and asked with horror why only have a bar of Lava, blue scocthbrite pad, fingernail brush and shampoo in my shower. Told her that's what I use, didn't tell her I hadn't put the fresh bar of Dial in yet.

It's called exfoliation and it means you're classy.

 

[JD Mark]

Yanno I may joke about banging a dude in Alaska

After this statement, not sure you have a leg to stand on dissing some other talking about skin care products.

 

[ExWrench]

my girl got some at walmart and shit boys, I am in love. Unlike any other soap or face wash smell I ever had. I am a big big fan. Who knew putting smoky firewood in a soap would be this great.

my contribution for the day.

Dood, eww - did you actually read the label?

 

[Pmedic920]

When I read this post i forgot OP was ford dude (so still gay), but switched in my head to YotaDowns cause he banged 100 strippers while in the hood 5 years ago.

Hood strippers?

His wiener hasn’t rotted off?

I’m the new guy so unaware, is this something homeboy bragged about?

 

[RusM]

Hood strippers?

His wiener hasn’t rotted off?

I’m the new guy so unaware, is this something homeboy bragged about?

Homegirl.

 

[Pmedic920]

neg, there's only a bar of irish spring in my shower

and a bottle of some shampoo that's gotta be at least a decade old but the bottle is conveniently shaped, so it remains in there for purposes
since you mention it, probably should replace that, the plastic might be getting brittle or some shit...

Be careful, be very careful!

My first 10 years as a medic I worked for the University of Texas Medical branch contracted to the Texas Department of corrections.

You’d be amazed how many convicts we hauled to the hospital with a shampoo bottle stuck in their booty hole.

 

[Boss]

So it smells like BO and rancid weed?

That's my guess.

 

[Boss]

Dood, eww - did you actually read the label?

Dude nectar? Yep. Ghey as fuck.

 

[Brian468]

After this statement, not sure you have a leg to stand on dissing some other talking about skin care products.

Unimog though

 

[Pmedic920]

Dude nectar? Yep. Ghey as fuck.

Brilliant work.

 

[bad zuki]

You’d be amazed how many convicts we hauled to the hospital with a shampoo bottle stuck in their booty hole.

You must be new here.

 

[Pmedic920]

You must be new here.

Kinda.

 

[Texas97]

You’d be amazed how many convicts we hauled to the hospital with a shampoo bottle stuck in their booty hole.

those are amatures. you were responding to a professional. Show some respect

 

[Boss]

Brilliant work.

Thanks, I pride myself in the art of deductive reasoning.

 

[Penetrode Offroad]

had to check and see if I accidently clicked on Pirate

I think we are in the JKOwners sub forum of Pirate.

 

[AKnate]

 

[AKnate]

Had a girl stay over one night, next morning she took a shower and asked with horror why only have a bar of Lava, blue scocthbrite pad, fingernail brush and shampoo in my shower. Told her that's what I use, didn't tell her I hadn't put the fresh bar of Dial in yet.

I use Dawn.

Hair, ass, dishes, washin machine, the dog, the truck...

 

[Penetrode Offroad]

I’m the new guy so unaware, is this something homeboy bragged about?

He used to be a tough guy in the hood or something, then found a moral compass and wished he only slept with one girl, but then bragged about partying with strippers every night.

I use Dawn.

Hair

You got hair like the Well Driller?

 

[ANGRYBLACK]

I use Dawn.

Hair, ass, dishes, washin machine, the dog, the truck...

Wait till you use it as drilling lubricant.

 

[Jwredneck]

This was the peak of manly hand cleaners along with the cloth towel dispenser that just went in a loop.

 

[ANGRYBLACK]

This was the peak of manly hand cleaners along with the cloth towel dispenser that just went in a loop.

Is that the powdered stuff that looks like laundry powder? They used to have Borax powder at all the Atlanta area Pull A Part Yards. The only thing i ever experienced cleaning faster was gasoline.

 

[[486]]

along with the cloth towel dispenser that just went in a loop.

it didn't never go in a loop, wouldn't dry out if it did

 

[AKnate]

Yanno I may joke about banging a dude in Alaska for his Unimog, but never in my life would I have thought we`d be discussing skin care products, I need to start drinking again.

Uhhhhh, hwhatttt?!

Ain't no gay happening on my land!