HillbillyDeluxe
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Nice try. You're not Billy Gibbons
Used gear oil, used engine oil, tool joint compound, diesel, bentonite and some cum on my mustache.
Guaranteed man bun right here ^^^A few things that might help.
-Avoid hot showers.
-Keep lukewarm showers as short as possible.
-Wash 2x per week. Conditioner optional, not required.
-Oil regularly, apply while still damp out of the shower or early in the morning. Oil is for your skin, you don't need much
-comb it a couple times a day with a beard comb/brush.
-Dont over apply beard balm. Very easy to do, and make sure you get it warm in your hands before working into your beard.
-keep it trimmed.
Always when when camping. Don't need to worry about clogging the sewer pipe when squatting over a hole. They are also good for a "maintenance wipe" on a sweaty day.Damn. Do you fuckers use baby wipes to wipe your ass too?
Any contact/ sniff-ability is good...Evaporates too quickly.
Not even close. My place of employments only requirement for facial hair is "well maintained".Guaranteed man bun right here ^^^
Damn...beard balm, baby wipes. WTF? Is the next topic going to be, "is it required to do a reach around or just common curtesy?"Always when when camping. Don't need to worry about clogging the sewer pipe when squatting over a hole. They are also good for a "maintenance wipe" on a sweaty day.
If I'm using the three oils, it's 1/3 of each. Leave room for the essential oils. I use an iodine style dropper bottle. The apricot oil will go rancid first. The other two have a long shelf life.Been casually thinking about doing this since I'm so cheap. Do you have a recipe that you use?
I bet soap is easy too.
The 3 oils should be motor, hydraulic and 2 stroke.If I'm using the three oils, it's 1/3 of each. Leave room for the essential oils. I use an iodine style dropper bottle. The apricot oil will go rancid first. The other two have a long shelf life.
I like lemon/pine. Menthol/basil is a second. Easy on menthol powder. Experimenting with sandalwood. Cedar, rosemary, clove, sage... Start small and build.
You forgot Hoppe's 9.The 3 oils should be motor, hydraulic and 2 stroke.
and even he's pretty put upon at times
Gonna invest in this stuff for my scraggly pube glued on beard...
fukkin winner but the old formulaYou forgot Hoppe's 9.
This one?fukkin winner but the old formula
smells like banannersThis one?
I'll check again, smelled like Copenhagen to me.smells like bananners
Not unless I’m going hunting. The dogs know that smell.You forgot Hoppe's 9.