What is this stuff?

[Santa]

It has popped up twice now in the area we had a tree removed and the stump ground. My wife has been spraying all volunteers that have come up with round up and drilled a bunch of holes in the surface roots that remain and poured round up in them as well.

Is a giant blob going to come kill us all in the middle of the night

 

[FleshEater]

Looks like a fungus of some sort.

Where are you located?

 

[Poke]

I've seen that fungus in NY a handful of times.

 

[FleshEater]

Quick Google tells me it's slime mold, it's from your mulch and not the stump, and not worth dicking with.

 

[Slander]

Its 2020, that's probably the eggs of our future alien overlords.

 

[JunkCJ6]

Looks like Dog Vomit Slime Mold. Grows in mulch that is excessively wet.

 

[Filthy McChevy]

Liquified banana slug?

 

[CenCon]

Its 2020, that's probably the eggs of our future alien overlords.

Finally, some good news!

 

[Wulf]

looks like slime mold

 

[evernoob]

Yep that is a slime mold. They are interesting critters.

 

[Add]

Not sure if it's been mentioned yet, but it looks like slime mold

 

[Elwenil]

Round Up dirt cancer.

 

[Santa]

Looks like a fungus of some sort.

Where are you located?

A couple miles from San Quentin. Close to the SF Bay.


figured it was some king of fungus. I will let it eat my wife and the kids first, then figure out how to kill it.

 

[Tooheysmax]

Big Birds Semen

 

[Santa]

Big Birds Semen

He must really like my truck, cause he blew his load right next to it.

 

[budget76]

had white version of the same stuff show up in a huge pile of chips after I had trees taken down. now i know what it is. It was all fresh green limbs so lots of moisture

 

[Motorcharge]

Forbidden snow cone.

 

[Sterlingfire]

Forbidden snow cone.

Don't eat it, IT'S YELLOW!

 

[Mr.Ratbastard]

That's what they make Peeps out of.

 

[KarlVP]

The stuff.

 

[Romogo]

You're all wrong. Pretty sure that is slime mold.

 

[KungFooMASTA]

You planted the chicom seeds that you found in the mail didn’t you? Count your days down, you will be dead soon.

Damn it, how am I going to tell my kids Santa died. The chicoms kilt him.

 

[Pt_Ranger_v8]

Is the mulch real wet? Could be slime mold

 

[D Nelly]

Looks to me like slime mold. Kick it over if it's really bugging you

 

[Santa]

After a little research I an thinking it might be slime mold. Is there anyone that could confirm for me. Thanks.

 

[87manche]

if you really want to kill the roots, fill the holes with saltpeter.

bonus that it will greatly accelerate their rot so you can remove them next year easily.

 

[dnsfailure]

oh shit, it's here!

 

[Filthy McChevy]

After a little research I an thinking it might be slime mold. Is there anyone that could confirm for me. Thanks.

 

[Fivepointfive]

Holy fucking hell. Have none of you ever seen slime mold? Surprised it wasn't the first fucking answer.