You know you could have just not called the cops, right?
Crashing your shit is enough to set most people straight and catching a DUI won't set the alcoholics straight so calling them generally does nothing.
With nothing but Irate love. Mutha fuck you bitch Ninja!
I have high HP cars, I live in a very heavy performance car neighborhood. So any mutha fucka driving like an ass and wrecking pisses me the fawk off. Speeding and hooning is for the track.
Crashing won't and never will set a mutha fucka str8. The DUI was his choice. Real talk, the dispatcher could hear this shitbag trying to start the car to leave as my wife called. So fuck him and you on that. The only reason he didn't is because the car wouldn't start and I explained to him if he did leave he wouldn't get far with me on the other side of the door.
So to answer the elephant in the room the only thing his ass wanted was to leave. Ninja didn't even offer to clean up.
Calling the police does two things. Makes it easy for an insurance claim, gets a dangerous asshole someplace safe for him. Atop that I don't have to chase him down and beat his ass for being a total shitbag who caused property damage.
While he explained that he would lose his job and his life would be ruined (like that shits gonna work on a black man in 2023) . I took the time to tell him what's best to do before the police arrived. Personally my advice to get a lawyer, sign up for an AA or other help and beg his higher power for help through his struggle shouldn't have been said. I even gave him an open invite to come to my house and talk, whatever instead of the bar. I called my buddie whom is an intake Sargeant at the county jail to check on him and have asked many of the religious brothers at work to pray for him. I could hear my wife praying for him when it happened It's up to him from here out.
Nobody should have to battle demons alone but looking the other way isn't me. Stopping last night from becoming worse for him was my call from above and I know that! My task was to make sure he hears somebody different whom wouldn't take the whoe is me bullshit. I did what was right and just. Sorry that your ignorance and willfully incompetence makes that difficult to learn, retain and practice. Truly sad my friend. But in the end, many disenfranchised humans have to start over. Most of them don't drink and drive then refuse to blow.
Do I wish that he got arrested. Fawk no. I wish he woulda likely sideswiped his car without ramming my bricks like a damn bear power top geeked up on molly and Viagra, yeah. I would gave the ninja a ride home. But he didn't and grown men and women today need to be accountable for their actions.
So go troll someplace else. Think about your wife kids grandkids or significant other. He could a hit them. Or worse but the wife new drop top mustang. She would shot him and would still be beating him with a flogger.