Uncle got killed on his motorcycle, help me come up with a funny sticker.

[Wisconsinite]

Last sunday my uncle got killed on his bike by an inattentive driver. Some 74 year old lady turned right into him as he was cruising on his indian. Instant death, but he went out on his bike, that's how he would have wanted to go.

I am trying to make some funnyish stickers to bring to the funeral. This dude had 2 stroke premix running through his veins, and if he wasn't riding, he was dreaming about riding.

I am not good with this sorta shit, anyone have any good ideas?

"Hold on, Jerry. We are going for a rip"

Let's hear what ys got.

Thanks!

 

[LeadfootCJ7]

Were there any particular phrases he likes to say or things he was known for other than his love for riding?

Sorry for your loss.

 

[Wisconsinite]

Were there any particular phrases he likes to say or things he was known for other than his love for riding?

Sorry for your loss.

Not really. Anything from old hondas, to harleys, to kawis, to whatever. He just loved to ride.

 

[RedX]

Very sorry for your loss of your uncle.

 

[billdacat]

Something along the lines of a Motor Cycle Salvage yard... My uncle was in a wreck years ago and was in traction. Someone stuck a mortorcycle salvage business card on his leg cast.

Sorry for you loss... Dang that sucks.

 

[Projectjunkie]

Sorry for your loss.



"Nah, Gertrude's gonna stop"




My bad

I don't know how dark his humor was

 

[Pony_Driver]

Dammit Granny!

 

[grumpy356]

AI a picture of a casket with handlebars, flames, and motorcycle wheels, with the caption "JUST SEND IT!"

 

[Bonanza]

I'm sorry for your loss. Really, I am.



When my uncle in the fatherland got hit head on by a bus on his Kawasaki, (survived, but broken to this day), we got him these stickers:

If I died that's what I'd want at my funeral. I don't want my family to feel sadness. Even in death I'd want to make sure I did what I could to make them smile. Dark humor is still humor, and it's proven to be an effective method (in part) for dealing with grief.

Best of luck man.

 

[Sceep]

"Smashin GILFs till the day he died"

 

[Vinman]

“Pipes not quite loud enough”

Sorry for your loss

 

[Behemoth13]

Sorry for your loss. I really am.

“Jesus, take her wheel!”

 

[bad zuki]

Sorry for the loss boss.

We had a benefit for a cousin who passed out in a hammock and it caught fire and gave him 3rd degree burns.
I still have the koozie that says The "cousin" benefit, don't get burned.

"we all knew an older woman would be the death of him, just not this one"

 

[Wisconsinite]

Sorry for your loss. I really am.

“Jesus, take her wheel!”

Holy fuck. We might have a winner

 

[Tiha]

Covid got him

 

[Tooheysmax]

I am ghost rider

Sorry for your loss

 

[Penetrode Offroad]

He looks super happy in that pic Wiscy.

someething along the lines of:

"granny killed another Indian".

 

[Sluggy]

Ride fast, eat ass

 

[Wisconsinite]

I am getting shut down left and right with these ideas. They think it's too dark. But They aren't paying for the stickers. Hahah

 

[posford]

"If loud pipes save lives, imagine what retesting the elderly would do"

 

[Sceep]

I am getting shut down left and right with these ideas. They think it's too dark. But They aren't paying for the stickers. Hahah

RE: buying stickers. I've been real pleased with the quality and cost from www.stickeryou.com Have used them a bunch.

 

[bad zuki]

He looks super happy in that pic Wiscy.

someething along the lines of:

"granny killed another Indian".

Typical Old white person taking lanes from Indian.
Might be too dark.

 

[bigun]

Sorry for your loss

"Slightly used Indian for sale"

 

[Sceep]

"Alright, who had dibs on his stuff?"

"Dibs on his stuff"

 

[Roc Doc]

"Too bad it wasn't Arse."

 

[Projectjunkie]

"What in the hell is this bi.....

 

[Sceep]

"What in the hell is this bi.....

 

[Aisin]

Every other asshole on the road in NE Ohio has one of these on their rotted out shitbox. Much more fitting than ride fast eat ass.

 

[jeeptj19992001]

Granny
Turn up your hearing aids.

Sorry for the loss.
Almost happen to me this summer.
I was able to avoid the dumb ****.

 

[CarterKraft]

Holy fuck. We might have a winner

Damn not much funny I can think of in regards to the mans passing.