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Uncle got killed on his motorcycle, help me come up with a funny sticker.

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I don't know man, I think that might have been granny's theme song.
 
"we all knew an older woman would be the death of him, just not this one"

At my grandfather's funeral in 2015, I spoke at the ceremony. I opened with "[Grandpa] always said the Obama administration would be the death of him. I guess he was right."

Fucking slayed it. Tons of laughs. But high-fiving his urn "went too far".

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That sucks. Sorry for your loss. My uncle went out in a similar way when he was in his 80s. He left from a restaurant up in the mountains after riding with my other uncle and a friend and somewhere up in the mountains he wrecked and died. Definitely better to go out that way than sitting on the couch watching TV.

Anyway, my contribution would be something with your uncle ripping his bike off a jump up into heaven. First pass with Bing AI ended up with these:

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Might be hard to get the bike right, so maybe just go with a silhouette?
 
Damn not much funny I can think of in regards to the mans passing.
Death isn't funny, how you handle it and put humor into it will help others. I went a friends fathers funeral in January, He had prepared a speech that had the entire audience incapacitated with laughter. Hell, I just rewatched it because of how good of public speaker he is.

At my grandfather's funeral in 2015, I spoke at the ceremony. I opened with "[Grandpa] always said the Obama administration would be the death of him. I guess he was right."

Fucking slayed it. Tons of laughs. But high-fiving his urn "went too far".

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:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
I'm squirreling that for later. :flipoff2:
 
I like cb750 exhaust on the v twin lol
AI isn't gonna be taking over the world any time, that's for sure. :laughing: Some of the others I didn't post are impressive. Somehow when you say guy with short beard on motorcycle,AI is like: "Oh, you mean a hipster! Allow me to make his pants tighter and his leather man purse more bespoke."
 
Death isn't funny, how you handle it and put humor into it will help others. I went a friends fathers funeral in January, He had prepared a speech that had the entire audience incapacitated with laughter. Hell, I just rewatched it because of how good of public speaker he is.



:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
I'm squirreling that for later. :flipoff2:
I am usually the first to make "light" of shit like this, cause I think having fun is better than sulking...
BUT this hit's different when the man was "killed", sitting here typing this I would feel differently if he took a curve too fast and ended himself.

Someone's negligence shouldn't end your life (bold thought I know).
 
I am usually the first to make "light" of shit like this, cause I think having fun is better than sulking...
BUT this hit's different when the man was "killed", sitting here typing this I would feel differently if he took a curve too fast and ended himself.

Someone's negligence shouldn't end your life (bold thought I know).
They shouldn't. Accidents happen. Go to a 3rd world country and count the daily motorcycle deaths down there. People die everyday, You can be hit by lighting, brain aneurysm, pick your poison, any day, any minute, any second of everyday. I'm not faulting the old woman, she's gotta deal with taking someone's life for the rest of hers. Deer, Trees, Cars, Trucks, Pavement don't care about you and it's a shame, but I don't have the correct answer to fix it.

A good friend of mine was killed when a postal van made an Illegal uturn on a 4 lane road to loop back on their route. We had a memorial ride for him because that's what he would have wanted. He wouldn't have wanted to press charges on someone since that was the kind of person he was.
 
The AI stickers need the angels to not have their arms backwards.

And bigger tits.

It's what he would have wanted.

Go ahead and tell the mainframe to fix it for Jerry



Your uncle is Richard Rawlings?
You aren't the only one who noticed that:laughing:
The TV show probably used the uncle to style Mr rawlins:laughing:
 
I am usually the first to make "light" of shit like this, cause I think having fun is better than sulking...
BUT this hit's different when the man was "killed", sitting here typing this I would feel differently if he took a curve too fast and ended himself.

Someone's negligence shouldn't end your life (bold thought I know).

I hope you don't think I think his death is funny. We chatted on sunday morning, we both left for a ride (we are 300 miles apart) and only one of us made it home. My bike was still outside cooling off when I got the call. He was out for a cruise, and I was ripping my supermoto like a fucking asshole. I drive a shit box pontiac with no passing power, so when I get on my bike, I let it eat. Just based on how we rode, I should have been the one dead. 3rd gear power wheelies to 80mph, blasting around the country at speeds over 110, just generally being an asshole on the bike. It was a blast. It hit me like a mack truck when I learned about his death. He was one of the main reasons I got into riding.

I know him, and I know the group he hung around. They are going to appreciate a little dark humour. It is a dark enough time for them, a little laughter won't hurt anyone.
 
I hope you don't think I think his death is funny. We chatted on sunday morning, we both left for a ride (we are 300 miles apart) and only one of us made it home. My bike was still outside cooling off when I got the call. He was out for a cruise, and I was ripping my supermoto like a fucking asshole. I drive a shit box pontiac with no passing power, so when I get on my bike, I let it eat. Just based on how we rode, I should have been the one dead. 3rd gear power wheelies to 80mph, blasting around the country at speeds over 110, just generally being an asshole on the bike. It was a blast. It hit me like a mack truck when I learned about his death. He was one of the main reasons I got into riding.

I know him, and I know the group he hung around. They are going to appreciate a little dark humour. It is a dark enough time for them, a little laughter won't hurt anyone.

I imagine "we all knew women would be the death of him" would go over well:laughing:

Again, sorry to hear about your uncle, we can learn a lot from them.

Tell us a little more about him, it's his thread
 
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