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DWT said:
Sure as hell isn't a waste management truck, those guys are all teamsters with no balls, just lock step following the idiot leaders. :homer:
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“In the poll ending Sept. 15, Teamsters selected Trump by 58 percent for endorsement over 31 percent for Harris.”

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Teamsters Release Presidential Endorsement Polling Data

(WASHINGTON) — The International Brotherhood of Teamsters today publicly released six months of membership polling data on the union’s possible endorsement
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WashingtonMatt said:
Top link on drudge :shaking:
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Trump misses truck door handle twice and nearly falls over in humiliating video

Donald Trump struggled to open the door of a garbage truck and almost fell over while wearing a bright orange high vis vest.
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For fucks sake, every fatass trucker has missed the handle and stutter stepped. Hell, some have stutter stepped right off the step, slipped, and fell right on their ass.

I'm more impressed a dude in his 70's is stepping up into an HD chassis truck. He's gotta be decently healthy and limber.
 
MuntCuffin said:
For fucks sake, every fatass trucker has missed the handle and stutter stepped. Hell, some have stutter stepped right off the step, slipped, and fell right on their ass.

I'm more impressed a dude in his 70's is stepping up into an HD chassis truck. He's gotta be decently healthy and limber.
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You know who else missed the handle while getting into a truck? Hitler, probably.
 
Void_of_Light said:
I wonder how that call went to the sanitation dept. :laughing:
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Loadstar trash trucks are made less than 2 hrs away from there. They always had trump merch on the building. I bet it was a brand new truck.
 
larboc said:
I know the sons of the owners of Loadmaster, 4x4 enthusiasts. I think they were on the PBB but doubt they made it here.
Edit-I think thats actually the older of the two driving.
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Soon as I saw it was a Loadmaster in the Forbes clip, I laughed to myself and figured they were involved somehow... I agree in the view thru the windshield, it looks like him. This is the shit legends are made of.
 
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Trump Scores Coveted Endorsement From Hefty

U.S. — In a huge boost for the Trump campaign coming into the final week, garbage bag company Hefty announced they will officially be endorsing former President Trump.
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Trump Scores Coveted Endorsement From Hefty
Politics·Oct 30, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — In a huge boost for the Trump campaign coming into the final week, garbage bag company Hefty announced they will officially be endorsing former President Trump.
"It's such an honor, a tremendous honor," said Trump. "To have the backing of so much garbage, such wonderful garbage, it means so much."
Though usually a small player in the election, the garbage vote is expected this year to be a major player in deciding every swing state. "Hefty lining up behind Trump is huge," said campaign advisor Steven Miller. "We're working on nailing down Glad, and then moving on to the off-label Sam's Club stuff. The momentum from garbage is going to push this campaign over the top."
Incredibly, garbage is expected to provide around 90 million votes in the upcoming election, dwarfing prior turnout records. "There's a lot of garbage on our side, believe me," said Trump, holding up a Hefty bag. "Millions and millions of garbage. Kamala, she doesn't know what's about to hit her with all this garbage. I almost feel bad for her, but I don't, because I'm a winner."
At publishing time, Trump had also received the endorsement from several deplorable basket companies.
 
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Report: Millions Of Garbage Bags Seen Lining Up Outside Polling Stations

U.S. — In a bizarre sight, tens of millions of garbage bags have been reported gathering outside polling stations across America, eager to cast their vote for former President Donald Trump.
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Report: Millions Of Garbage Bags Seen Lining Up Outside Polling Stations
Politics·Oct 30, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — In a bizarre sight, tens of millions of garbage bags have been reported gathering outside polling stations across America, eager to cast their vote for former President Donald Trump.
"It's the craziest thing. These garbage bags started lining up 6 a.m., and they just kept coming," said election worker Dave Stanton, surveying the mile-long line of garbage. "That's some seriously motivated garbage."
According to exit polls, a remarkable one hundred percent of the garbage planned on voting for Trump, without exception. "We had no idea how many bags of garbage there were in this country," said pollster Richard Blinken. "Millions and millions have rolled up to the voting booths, and they just keep coming. Incredible, there's not a single one voting for Kamala. I've never seen anything like it."
Despite being labeled deplorable refuse, the bags of garbage seemed to feel a sense of hope and dignity in casting their ballots. "I know I'm just trash that powerful people want to get rid of, but I'm still holding out hope," said one bag of garbage as he left the polling station. "I really believe that us lowly pieces of garbage can make America great again."
At publishing time, the garbage bags had expressed thanks that at least no one thought of them as hateful Nazis.
 
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