Trump has the best Rona ever!

[RusM]

In the history of coronavirus! Trump and Melania both tested positive for the Rona.....Hyuge!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wa...navirus-covid-live-updates-us/?outputType=amp

 

[Jackie Treehorn]

In the history of coronavirus! Trump and Melania both tested positive for the Rona.....Hyuge!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wa...navirus-covid-live-updates-us/?outputType=amp

It was a conspiracy by the democrats to get him infected.

 

[realsquash]

Hmmm....

 

[crisbee1]

Might be Trumps best play yet.:rolleyes:

 

[dave_dj1]

Probably caught it at the shitshow the other night......

 

[2big bronco]

Maybe he is scared to debate biden again.

 

[realsquash]

Probably caught it at the shitshow the other night......

Well the tests show positive if you even think about Rona. I figure he got it from Hope Hicks. She's like 18 I think. lol.

 

[woods]

 

[jeepyj]

A couple thoughts on that.

A little Hydroxy and they'll be fine.

Mike better not have it. Remember #3

Maybe this is how the dems are going to replace Biden before the election. Now they can claim Trump gave it to him.

Bernie bro down the hall thinks Trump is going to use this to put off the election. :rolleyes:

 

[Aisin]

Again? Christ that’s three times in one day.

 

[RusM]

Maybe he is scared to debate biden again.

I think it's a work and he debates Biden anyway

 

[realsquash]

Bernie bro down the hall thinks Trump is going to use this to put off the election. :rolleyes:

There is no way in hell Trump is faking this, if that's what the bro thinks.

 

[Rerock]

I think it's a work and he debates Biden anyway

Or he defeats the worst beer flu case ever, cancells all precautions, and dominates the election because people are sick of it and everyone can go back to normal.

 

[Fullsize80cherokee]

So they will have a mild cold

 

[CenCon]

Again? Christ that’s three times in one day.

And still he laughs, muwahahahahaha!

 

[billdacat]

MOTHER is going to be dancing around today when she finds out about this. Stock market is taking a huge shit this morning peeps.

 

[Santa]

Quarantined with Melania, I could think of worse things

 

[TheFlyingDildocupine]

Again? Christ that’s three times in one day.

He's the best, possibly the greatest ever at catching the 'rona. His talent for catching 'rona is yuuuuge, enormous, everyone knows this.

 

[jeepyj]

There is no way in hell Trump is faking this, if that's what the bro thinks.

It's hard to know what he thinks. He has stated that he hates Trump. He has also stated that he wishes Trump would install police state and make everyone wear masks and stay home.

I think he hates freedom.

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[jimbo92]

So, assuming the worst and the rone gets DT....what next? Pence runs against Biden in november? What a strange unprecedented time we live in.

 

[RusM]

Or he defeats the worst beer flu case ever, cancells all precautions, and dominates the election because people are sick of it and everyone can go back to normal.

That's what I'm meant essentially, you have to remember Trump has the instincts of a high level carney!

 

[crisbee1]

2 week vacation in the white house, with a gorgeous supermodel and he hasn't been able to see his own dick in 20 years.

 

[Johann]

2 week vacation in the white house, with a gorgeous supermodel and he hasn't been able to see his own dick in 20 years.

I can think of worse fates!

Unless he gets it bad he will carry on the Peoples Business from isolation. The only way Pence ends up in the front seat on the ticket is if he passes from it. I find that unlikely since he has access the best healthcare possible in the Free World.

 

[Norm]

2 week vacation in the white house, with a gorgeous supermodel and he hasn't been able to see his own dick in 20 years.

Sign me up :D

 

[TheFlyingDildocupine]

2 week vacation in the white house, with a gorgeous supermodel and he hasn't been able to see his own dick in 20 years.

The one supermodel that made him renegotiate the prenup before she moved to DC with him? Other than nice scenery that doesn't sound so great.

 

[billybob_81067]

I bet he'll basically get a case of the sniffles and be over it with zero complications. That'll really get the liberals butt-hurt throbbing...

 

[TheFlyingDildocupine]

I bet he'll basically get a case of the sniffles and be over it with zero complications. That'll really get the liberals butt-hurt throbbing...

This hoax to unseat him even managed to get him in on it. Incredible!

 

[Ickychron]

And look who were all hangin’ out together the other day with a contagious Hope Hicks around them....but they’ll all be ok since it’s just a hoax that only gives you the sniffles

When it rains it pours, sometimes it could end up a category 5 that results in a President Pelosi

Thanks 2020!

 

[Ickychron]

Heard WH announcements today changing from: “has some fatigue and mild symptoms”...to “has a fever”....now to “boarding Marine1 and on way to Walter Reed Med Center”

 

[Jackie Treehorn]

That’s not good news.