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Trump Preps For Debate Against Biden By Going to Nursing Home And Arguing With Dementia Patients

WEST PALM BEACH, FL — The Trump campaign announced Monday that the former president had begun preparing for his upcoming debate with Joe Biden by visiting nursing homes and arguing with dementia patients.
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Trump Preps For Debate Against Biden By Going to Nursing Home And Arguing With Dementia Patients
POLITICS·Jun 24, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WEST PALM BEACH, FL — The Trump campaign announced Monday that the former president had begun preparing for his upcoming debate with Joe Biden by visiting nursing homes and arguing with dementia patients.
"George, you're wrong about lime JELL-O. Nobody likes it," Trump said as he argued with a 94-year-old dementia patient who claims to be constantly observed by Russian spies. "It doesn't taste good! Everyone's telling me all the time how much they hate it and you're telling me they should serve it every day? On DAY ONE I will ban lime JELL-O."
"And Mexico will pay for it!"
Elderly onlookers applauded as Trump slammed the dementia patient after suddenly picking a fight with him during dessert time.
"It's like he's saying what we're all thinking," said Constance Woodrow, a 78-year-old Alzheimer's patient.
In another instance, Trump screamed at a WWII veteran until he started crying.
"Greatest generation? More like lamest generation," Trump quipped, invoking laughs from orderlies. "You complain about loud music when people — good people — are trying to listen to jazz. You make me sick, to tell you the truth."
"But thank you for your service."
In this, and many such cases, a crowd of old folks erupted in cheers for Trump as he blasted one dementia patient after another.
Trump's debate prep is a distinct departure from previous campaign years when he spent time studying government policy and took part in mock debates against former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.
"I spent all my time arguing against a fat man about bridges or something," Trump said, reflecting on past debate missteps. "It didn't prepare me at all. Biden is thin and he hates bridges!"
Sources close to the Biden campaign confirm the president is concerned about this new development leading up to Thursday's debate.
"Oh no, my ice cream," Biden reportedly whispered as his wife led him away.
At publishing time, sources confirm that if Trump fails to win the presidency he will be welcome at Shady Oaks Assisted Living.
 
SLOWPOKE693 said:
The Biden family had dirt on everyone with any power in this country seeing as himself and his son were the ring leaders. I'm sure their have been hints of "info leaks" on bidens end if they don't give him what he wants. Basically he's extorting them for a second term.



Its the only reasonable explanation if you really think about it.....
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It's possible. Sure seems like his administration is getting blackmailed by Netanyahu and Israel too. It's embarrassing as hell that tiny nation has basically made us a vassal state. They tell Joe Biden to jump and he's already in the air before he can ask how high.
 
east_beast said:
It's possible. Sure seems like his administration is getting blackmailed by Netanyahu and Israel too. It's embarrassing as hell that tiny nation has basically made us a vassal state. They tell Joe Biden to jump and he's already in the air before he can ask how high.
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Israel ....

This take is naive or completely absent of us foreign policy history over the last 75 years.
 
grumpy356 said:
Israel ....

This take is naive or completely absent of us foreign policy history over the last 75 years.
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our position in the world is vastly different than it was over the last 75 years. our foreign policy should change accordingly.
 
grumpy356 said:
Israel ....

This take is naive or completely absent of us foreign policy history over the last 75 years.
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This is more subservient than we've ever been. Hell, even Clinton had remind them who was the superpower in this relationship.
 
Texas97 said:
our position in the world is vastly different than it was over the last 75 years. our foreign policy should change accordingly.
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Doesn't change history, and the idea that Biden is more subservient to Israel than any other president since its creation. (which was the claim)
 
grumpy356 said:
Doesn't change history, and the idea that Biden is more subservient to Israel than any other president since its creation. (which was the claim)
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so we are making and keeping foreign policy based on history? what part of history is more important than others? this is a weird and wild statement.
 
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Trump is on IBB??? :lmao:

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Trump offers to take drug screening if Biden agrees to same test

Former President Trump urged President Biden via Truth Social to take a drug test before this week's presidential, saying he would be willing to do the same.
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Former President Trump has volunteered to undertake a drug test before Thursday's debate if President Biden agrees.

Trump made the comment on Monday via Truth Social, his proprietary social media platform.

"DRUG TEST FOR CROOKED JOE BIDEN???" Trump wrote in all capital letters. "I WOULD, ALSO, IMMEDIATELY AGREE TO ONE!!!"
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Texas97 said:
so we are making and keeping foreign policy based on history? what part of history is more important than others? this is a weird and wild statement.
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Dude the statement, or implication, that Biden is more in bed with Israel than any other president is asinine,
And you ... whatever the fuck you are trying to say here .. is equally asinine.

My statement voices no opinion what we should or shouldn't be doing.

Hell, I am against ANY foreign aid, and I hate Biden, but I'm not ignorant to the relationship we have had in the past. And his statement (or implication) was based on the past.

Head shake/ Fukin A / head shake.
 
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grumpy356 said:
Dude the statement that Biden is more in bed with Israel than any other president is asinine,
And you ... whatever the fuck you are trying to say here .. is equally asinine.

My statement voices no opinion what we should or shouldn't be doing.

Hell, I am against ANY foreign aid, and I hate Biden, but I'm not ignorant to the relationship we have had in the past. And his statement was based on the past.

Head shake/ Fukin A / head shake.
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i didnt say anything about biden being in bed anyone. hes slept with most of the eastern Eurasia countries for money over the last 50 years, but i digress.....

and your statement just keeps going back to history and history. which i believe Biden is more subservient to Israel, as Obama's foreign policy was basically the USA should be subservient to all the countries we have controlled over the years, especially those we give money to. which is all of them regardless if they hate us or not. Remember the Obama apology tour?

I think Biden is extremely weak on all foreign policy matters and like Bob Gates said, has never been right on anything in that regard.

so to sum up, i agree that Biden is more subservient to Israel. Does that not mean we havent been allies with Israel in the past? of course not. we have been. but my perception is that Biden sucks , was clowned in Saudi, and Netanyahu is smarter and more politically savy and can bend Biden and his team to his will. Remember, the focus at the Pentagon these days is making sure non-binary mentally iill people get to serve and are recognized. we arent working on actual issues.
 
east_beast said:
I wish I knew what there thinking was in having the first debate this early. Are they seriously considering replacing him if he flounders? I mean, I guess it's possible I just haven't seen any evidence that they have any actual conviction to do that. I think it's more likely that they're having it this early so that if he flounders public memory of it will fade and then they'll just bitch out of the second debate.
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Enough time for whatever gaffs that happen to fade from the publics mind.
 
I keep seeing people saying about Trump being unhinged, when, where, what context? I also keep hearing how he can't keep his temper in check, have we ever seen his temper not in check? When, where, what context?

I keep hearing how he is only doing this for his own self interests, really? He's a billionaire who could walk away and live a happy full life and instead decides to fight for our country and our and his freedom. I need someone to tell me what I'm missing here. Is it really just people getting their feelings hurt that their willing to give up their country? I just don't get it..........




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SLOWPOKE693 said:
The Biden family had dirt on everyone with any power in this country seeing as himself and his son were the ring leaders. I'm sure their have been hints of "info leaks" on bidens end if they don't give him what he wants. Basically he's extorting them for a second term.



Its the only reasonable explanation if you really think about it.....
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I think the reason the DNC is trying to push him across the line again is he is just the face of Obama's 3rd term. He's old and frail and corrupt enough to go along with it. If things get too shitty for old Joe they can throw his ass to the wolves for all the corrupt shit he's guilty of and find another puppet.
 
Wades_76_cj7 said:
I think the reason the DNC is trying to push him across the line again is he is just the face of Obama's 3rd term. He's old and frail and corrupt enough to go along with it. If things get too shitty for old Joe they can throw his ass to the wolves for all the corrupt shit he's guilty of and find another puppet.
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You think Biden did all the corrupt shit by or for himself after 40yrs in congress?:lmao: I'd bet money he has a long list of "acquaintances" in positions of power that would go down with him if shit hit the fan and that's why it hasn't. Biden holds the keys to their freedom and they will do anything (including endorse a fucking zombie) to keep their names and reputations out of the news.....
 
SLOWPOKE693 said:
You think Biden did all the corrupt shit by or for himself after 40yrs in congress?:lmao: I'd bet money he has a long list of "acquaintances" in positions of power that would go down with him if shit hit the fan and that's why it hasn't. Biden holds the keys to their freedom and they will do anything (including endorse a fucking zombie) to keep their names and reputations out of the news.....
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So Biden is the congressional Epstein?
 
Saw a blurb from CNN showing how their muted mics will work for the debate and had a thought it may benefit Trump. Biden can still hear Trump. Trump will be able to say anything he wants to Biden to throw him off during his preplanned monologue and the people at home won't hear it. Trump will have him threating to "take him to the woodshed, Jack" or do a pushup contest in no time.
 
subybaja said:
Selective muting, I'm sure. They'd love to catch Trump on a "hot mic".
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Heck, he could just fact check Biden in real time, A simple "Lies" "Hunter is a felon now too" "Bo died of cancer not in combat" "Uncle Bosey wasn't ate by cannibals" "How much of Hunter's crack did you take to be here?" all will throw Biden off. Doesn't really matter, if he's heard or not, If he is then his base is happy, if he isn't then Joe goes nuts for no particular reason. The more Trump toys with the room and takes control of the situation with the rules they gave him, the better off he'll do. He absolutely has that ability. If he controls the 2 mods (they have 2 for a reason), he controls Biden as well.
 
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