Threesome math

[Squamch]

Debate at work today:

We are all familiar with a 1-10 hotness scale.

In a threesome, if you bang a pair of 4s, is that a threesome 8, threesome 6, or a threesome 4?

Various ideas floated-
2 4s make a threesome 3/10. Shame has an effect. 5 being the median point, 2 5s is a 5/10. 2 7s is starting to swing the scale up, making it an overall threesome scale of 8/10. Any pair 8/10 or higher makes it a 10.

Old guy pointed out that your own location on the scale would obviously have an effect. A dude who's a 4 pulling a threesome with 2 female 4s, should count for an 8 at least.

What say ye irate?

 

[SomeGuy]

Points don't add. Lowest pointer define the entire thing.

 

[Add]

What if the 2 other guys are 4s, and I'm a 7?



Asking for a friend......

 

[DWT]

George Carlin once said that he'd never ****ed a ten but one night he ****ed five two's.

 

[300sniper]

 

[Motorcycle Matt]

What if you slam an 8 and she has multiple personalities? Is she a 16? 24? or just an 8?

 

[DRTDEVL]

45acp ?

 

[KarlVP]

I'm sure you would have to add the number of beers you have had into the equation.

A sober 4 might be an eight beers deep solid 7.

 

[Squamch]

I'm sure you would have to add the number of beers you have had into the equation.

A sober 4 might be an eight beers deep solid 7.

Surprisingly, that never got mentioned in the conversation at work.

 

[Etyler2]

No pics go to bed night bye you suck over and out.

 

[Beast]

Same as counting antlers. 4x3, 6x5, 8x8, etc.

 

[OutlawRider]

I say the hottest one’s number plus 1. The way I look at it, spending most my time on her with an extra to do whatever we need. Who cares what she looks like.

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

If two girls give you the green light
you don't start doing math

strap up and get in there, you have work to do

 

[Eric]

max(4, 4) = 4

 

[Pukemaggots]

All you have to remember is the golden rule.

 

[rockyota83]

Debate at work today

What say ye irate?

ye asshole says less talk more work

 

[Sterlingfire]

If two girls give you the green light
you don't start doing math

strap up and get in there, you have work to do

Are you using a strap on dildo
Not shaming, just always thought you were a dude

 

[plym49.2]

Meth is a hell of a drug.

 

[Will12785]

Its a sliding scale. It gets tricky if your pulling say a 4 and a 9 though.

 

[dntsdad]

That 4 would get lonely

 

[2big bronco]

Whats this shame you are talking about? Ive ****ed many 2s-11s and dont regret any of them.

Then theres the whole part where 4s generally try harder then 9s

 

[RusM]

Whats this shame you are talking about? Ive ****ed many 2s-11s and dont regret any of them.

Then theres the whole part where 4s generally try harder then 9s

This guy gets it

I've only regretted not going back for more pussy and every single one I've been in is way better than jerking off. Even the big old grandma that was like a warm bucket of water, but she was a straight up freak!

Though the hottest chick I ever banged regularly was also up their for best in the sack.

 

[DMG]

I only have one ****. I woukd rather bang one 8, 9, 10 than a couple of 5s.

 

[[486]]

I only have one ****. I woukd rather bang one 8, 9, 10 than a couple of 5s.

thus the logic of being in the middle

 

[DMG]

thus the logic of being in the middle

How does thst work… Oh ****!

 

[DWT]

Meth is a hell of a drug.

In this case math is a hell of a drug?

 

[Squamch]

ye asshole says less talk more work

Yeah that got brought up too


Hottest +1 makes sense. Maybe it's a +2 over 7?

 

[slowlygettingthere]

my shame level for ****ing two 4’s at the same time would be precisely zero

Yes exactly. What if you had 2 8's but they were both pillow princesses? I would much rather have 2 4's that were A LOT of fun and knew how to get down than 2 6's even, that were dead ****s. There is something to be said for a woman/women that will split the effort than those that just want to be treated like a queen. That has to move them up the number scale by a couple points at least.

 

[KarlVP]

45acp ?

I'd hit it.

Yes exactly. What if you had 2 8's but they were both pillow princesses? I would much rather have 2 4's that were A LOT of fun and knew how to get down than 2 6's even, that were dead ****s. There is something to be said for a woman/women that will split the effort than those that just want to be treated like a queen. That has to move them up the number scale by a couple points at least.

 

[Sluggy]

All you gotta remember is that it's more work to satisfy 2 womenz.... must be freaks or it's just lame. I recommend starting out with the shocker on both, that will give you an idea of where they stand.