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Nubicon said:
Let's just say Kamala really (like...REALLY) pissed off Candace Owens who then spent the last month or two researching her family lineage. I'm actually very surprised the media didn't run with the results prior to the election.

Kamala is black in the same way that Elizabeth Warren is Native American.
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You're surprised the media didn't run with something that would hurt a Democrat prior to the election?
 
grumpy356 said:
Netflix will give her 50 million
A book deal for another 20
And CNN panels if she wants it.


No more elected anything.
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Those big pay offs for book deals are bribes that they pay later. In her case, she never got elected and never did anything to get a bribe. She might get a CNN spot, but she has a good retirement already.
 
Slander said:
You need a new user name: nubietocriticalthinking
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Are you so stupid that you think there weren't plenty of media outlets supporting Trump? If I wasn't following Candace Owens I wouldn't have heard it all. And yes, I find that very strange. 🤷‍♂️
 
WaterH said:
Those big pay offs for book deals are bribes that they pay later. In her case, she never got elected and never did anything to get a bribe. She might get a CNN spot, but she has a good retirement already.
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Part of the bribe is about buying silence, not spilling the dirt on the things you know.
 
Nubicon said:
Are you so stupid that you think there weren't plenty of media outlets supporting Trump? If I wasn't following Candace Owens I wouldn't have heard it all. And yes, I find that very strange. 🤷‍♂️
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I don't watch any mainstream media outlets because I'm under the age of 70. Online has been talking about that shit and that's who won the election, mainstream media is dead and this solidified it.
 
gunracer1 said:
if it happened i think we would have heard it.
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east_beast said:
When you stop having to run on anything and can just scream that your opponent is the anti-Christ it sure offers a lot of wiggle room with your candidate quality. I mean, anything is better than literally Hitler, right?

I just can't believe that the media and AIPAC and the Jews let them get away with it. I mean, comparing any American politicians to Hitler is just fucking insulting. We're talking about someone who literally tried to eradicate an ethnicity off the planet and tried to take over the world like a goddamn comic book super villain. It's just an absurd comparison and it should be being called out and roundly mocked.
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It was at one point.

"It'd be like Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu." - Hank Williams Jr. talking about Obamas golf outing with John Boehner.

Just depends on who is putting whose name next to Hitlers.
 
bigun said:
She'll get a job with some fish tank.
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FIFY. She won't be doing anything that involves thinking. Never has, no time (or ability) to start.


WTF? said:
She’ll have paid speaking gigs and media panels for eternity...
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The people that get those have something to say. Good or bad, right or wrong, important or not, grandiose or minuscule; they say something, she doesn't.

...to tell everyone that 75 million trump voters and 12 million imaginary democrat voters are just racist bigots who won’t vote for a ‘black woman’.
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That would be more so a non-starter in this case.
 
Slander said:
No way she ever gets speaking gigs, what killed her chances was her inability to form coherent thoughts and is an extraordinarily awkward and uncharismatic public speaker.
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More than a few here have voiced their wanting to give her a non-speaking engagement. :ballgag: :idea::laughing:
 
ExWrench said:
But the question remains: does she actually give epic head or are folks just happy to have her unable to speak for awhile? :laughing:
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Id like to believe it's epic enough to almost get her in the White House. Or maybe it's just pretty good, but you just whip it out and she starts going to town. :smokin:
 
FlatLander said:
The people that get those have something to say. Good or bad, right or wrong, important or not, grandiose or minuscule; they say something, she doesn't.
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Hillary does it and has similarly nothing to talk about aside from being demolished by trump, Kamala will do so as well.
 
WTF? said:
Has that stopped her from claiming to be black and/or caused the media to question it? Get ourt of here with your facts- facts are racist.... just like math!:idea:
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She claimed to be a woman even tho most on the left could not define what a woman is.
 
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What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options For Kamala To Consider

The American people have spoken, leaving Kamala Harris on her way out of office and looking toward whatever may come next. What does the future hold for her?
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What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options For Kamala To Consider
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The American people have spoken, leaving Kamala Harris on her way out of office and looking toward whatever may come next. What does the future hold for her?
To help her out, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of promising career options Kamala Harris should consider:
  1. Accent Coach: Think of the money she could make training actors to speak in different dialects.
  2. President of Harvard University: Egregious plagiarism and incompetence are the most important requirements for the position.
  3. Spoken Word Slam Poet: Finally, the perfect outlet for her natural way of speaking.
  4. Designated Laugher for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: It'll be great for him to always be able to count on at least one person to laugh at his jokes.
  5. The little person who lives inside the McDonald's ordering kiosk: She already has valuable McDonald's experience... allegedly.
  6. Play-by-Play Commentator for the Oakland Athletics: She can't be any worse than that other woman they have.
  7. Nanny: This could lead to new levels of intimacy with Doug Emhoff.
  8. Sommelier: Though she may have to be informed that she's not supposed to actually drink all the wine she tastes.
  9. 3rd Grade Debate Teacher: Sadly, this position may be beyond her skill level.
  10. The first female President of the United States: Let's be honest, there's still a real chance Joe doesn't make it to January 20.
Despite the landslide election loss, it's clear that Kamala's future is very bright. What job do you think would be perfect for her? Add your own suggestions in the comments below.
 
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