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El Stupido
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Thems fightn words mothfockle!Faygo anything
Best pork shoulder injection everDr Pepper, Cream Soda
I was going to post a meme of one of the Hanson brothers from Slapshot saying, "and none of that stinkin' root beer!"Insert Trump "wrong" meme here
Dr Pepper and MrPibb fall in this group. I haven't heard of most of the stuff I've seen mentioned.
I know winters can be long and lonely, but bottling semen is just unnecessary. Call the boys over on their snowmachines, bud. Get some freshies.You fuck off on over there with that shit
Diet Mountain Dew
That’s how you know it’s the good shit!Big Red, one sip and you can feel your teeth starting to rot!
Her way of telling you to drink bleach?Immediately called the ex and asked why the fuck she’d suggest for me to drink that awful shit.
Blasphemy!!
Personally, the worst I've ever had:
Ex and my daughters were raving for weeks about this Coconut Dr Pepper that just came out. Best thing in life. They finally give me one. It sat in my fridge for a couple of weeks. Finally sat down to eat some bomb ass tacos and thought I’d give the soda a try. Took one sip and threw that shit away. Tasted like I was drinking liquid sunblock. Immediately called the ex and asked why the fuck she’d suggest for me to drink that awful shit.
Cliffs: don’t drink coconut Dr Pepper.
That’s how you know it’s the good shit!
Its like black licorice and motor oil, get it right!I know winters can be long and lonely, but bottling semen is just unnecessary. Call the boys over on their snowmachines, bud. Get some freshies.
I never knew that was a thing.....Y'all have clearly never tasted corn soda.
Oh good,I thought I'd never win you over.The one time I agree with you.
It's not specifically horrible like the bacon soda I found at Total Wine, but it's just wrong in a weird way, sort of like biting into a potato chip and tasting chicken wings.I never knew that was a thing.....
I may have to add that to my bucket list of things to try.....
When I was in middle school, the high school basketball team decided to bottle their jizz in a 2 liter and store it in the locker room.I know winters can be long and lonely, but bottling semen is just unnecessary. Call the boys over on their snowmachines, bud. Get some freshies.
I thought it was good.Y'all have clearly never tasted corn soda.
Oh good,I thought I'd never win you over.
MoxyDiet Fresca.