Benny
Broke Bastard
My wife just asked me if there was such thing as a board stretcher. ![Laughing2 :lmao: :lmao:](https://data.irate4x4.com/assets/smilies/laughing2.gif)
I love that woman
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I love that woman
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A joiner will work. You will need biscuits and wood glue.![]()
I let my wife believe in jackalopes for about a week.
When I was 18 I started a new job at a door manufacturer. First day we came up short cutting a stack of hollow cores. My boss sent me looking for the "door stretcher". I went to every part of that factory asking everyone for it. Once I realized wtf was up I sure felt like a dumbass.![]()
I told my wife that the bump on her tail bone was where her tail was removed when she was a baby, she called bullshit but I persisted that it was true and her mother had told me about it so I wouldn't wonder about the scar. It took her months before she remembered to bring it up to her mom, she was mad she was never told about having a tail. Man that pissed her off :)