Benny
Broke Bastard
My wife just asked me if there was such thing as a board stretcher.
I love that woman
I love that woman
A joiner will work. You will need biscuits and wood glue.
I let my wife believe in jackalopes for about a week.
When I was 18 I started a new job at a door manufacturer. First day we came up short cutting a stack of hollow cores. My boss sent me looking for the "door stretcher". I went to every part of that factory asking everyone for it. Once I realized wtf was up I sure felt like a dumbass.
I told my wife that the bump on her tail bone was where her tail was removed when she was a baby, she called bullshit but I persisted that it was true and her mother had told me about it so I wouldn't wonder about the scar. It took her months before she remembered to bring it up to her mom, she was mad she was never told about having a tail. Man that pissed her off :)