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See you in the Gulag.

I thought I'd be getting hassled at airports and stuff. But now i realize im just data used for funding to grow the machine, it was never about anything else. Maybe it would affect me trying to go get a security clearance to work a gov site.
 
Dethmachinefab said:
I thought I'd be getting hassled at airports and stuff. But now i realize im just data used for funding to grow the machine, it was never about anything else. Maybe it would affect me trying to go get a security clearance to work a gov site.
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Airports are for hassling brown people who are ethnically inclined to cause problems with air travel. Government buildings are where white people who are ethnically inclined to get even get hassled. :flipoff2:
 
SLOWPOKE693 said:
If using the word killdozer puts you on a list, Cody (Whistlin Diesel) probably has snipers surrounding his property and is under 24hr drone and SS surveillance. :laughing:
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Where does this put a guy on the list? :lmao:

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Dethmachinefab said:
I thought I'd be getting hassled at airports and stuff. But now i realize im just data used for funding to grow the machine, it was never about anything else. Maybe it would affect me trying to go get a security clearance to work a gov site.
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I've got a security clearance and am at 3/4 Airport trips with "enhanced screening" this year. It's totally random, I promise :homer:
 
SLOWPOKE693 said:
Ur fawked. :lmao:
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its worse than that. I have several of the "key word" terms inked around.

I remember the second bush installing the homelandsecuritybullshit and the list they put out identifying "homeland terrorists". I was 4 of the 5 things. awesome.

#ourcountryhatesusandtheyrenotevenhidingitanymore
 
Provience said:
I've got a security clearance and am at 3/4 Airport trips with "enhanced screening" this year. It's totally random, I promise :homer:
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I'm pre check and work at a place that required all the background checks.
50\50 on getting my back pack searched at the TSA checkpoint this year.
They apparently don't like multiple laptops and a bag full of Milwaukee batteries.
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Provience said:
I've got a security clearance and am at 3/4 Airport trips with "enhanced screening" this year. It's totally random, I promise :homer:
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87manche said:
I'm pre check and work at a place that required all the background checks.
50\50 on getting my back pack searched at the TSA checkpoint this year.
They apparently don't like multiple laptops and a bag full of Milwaukee batteries.
:laughing:
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When I worked for an Airline and had a badge to an airport, which requires a full background check, they wouldn't let us use pre check at that fucking airport due to "security reasons". Fucking retarded. I never have paid for and refuse to pay for pre check, nothing but a bribe to TSA to skirt around thier "safety" protocols.
 
Slander said:
When I worked for an Airline and had a badge to an airport, which requires a full background check, they wouldn't let us use pre check at that fucking airport due to "security reasons". Fucking retarded. I never have paid for and refuse to pay for pre check, nothing but a bribe to TSA to skirt around thier "safety" protocols.
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Pay us money and we will pretend that it's pre 9-11
 
Provience said:
I've got a security clearance and am at 3/4 Airport trips with "enhanced screening" this year. It's totally random, I promise :homer:
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I'm 3 for 3 right now on my crotch getting flagged by the machine. I always have a big smile when the TSA agent asks if I want to do the pat down in private. "No, I think right here is perfect". :laughing:
 
clodhopper said:
So are you just dropping your loose change in your shorts when on your way to the airport?
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The third agent told me its because I wear boxer briefs. Pretty impressive he can tell that with that back of his hands.
 
Jackie Treehorn said:
PAE. “My second cousin is going to come bust me out of here and take me to Wyoming.”

Greg. (Carving exclamation points in the wall with a pilfered spoon)

486. (Drops the soap) “Uwupsie”
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Fixed that last bit for ya.

Bonanza: Prison guard.

WaterH: Asking everyone if its possible to escape through the Sprinkler system.

Yota: Actively snorting crayons while quoting gibberish philosophy off a Laffy Taffy wrapper.


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Slander said:
When I worked for an Airline and had a badge to an airport, which requires a full background check, they wouldn't let us use pre check at that fucking airport due to "security reasons". Fucking retarded. I never have paid for and refuse to pay for pre check, nothing but a bribe to TSA to skirt around thier "safety" protocols.
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I felt dirty doing it, but I fly a lot and the fuck I'm taking my shoes off in a public place.
 
No gulag for this guy, once again..

Thanks to the fed govt... for making me dead!:smokin::usa:. I've got dibs on yalls stuff! Not taking over payments and don't want your wife or kids to take care of either..

Have enough kids/grandkids already.

If I want a wife I'll purchase one from overseas somewhere.. :flipoff2:
 
87manche said:
I felt dirty doing it, but I fly a lot and the fuck I'm taking my shoes off in a public place.
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Not only that, but fuck spending any more time around mouth breathers than need be. The complete lack of any form of logical sense that the average airport goer has, blows my mind. You know why you are there, you know (or should) that you are in a security line- how do you stand there and NOT be ready when it is your turn to go through. HOW? :laughing:
 
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