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Poll on the Laundrie Guy

What will happen to the Laundrie man?

  • He offs himself

    Votes: 77 48.4%
  • He's caught within 2 weeks

    Votes: 24 15.1%
  • He's caught within 1 month

    Votes: 13 8.2%
  • He skips the country

    Votes: 20 12.6%
  • Bacon

    Votes: 25 15.7%

  • Total voters
    159
Not sure you can remove your lower jaw and part of your lower face and still live
You ever watch Whole Nine Yards? Great movie, underrated laughs. Full nudity from Amanda Peet.

He doesn't need to remove his own face. He needs a donor face to modify to look like his.
 
You ever watch Whole Nine Yards? Great movie, underrated laughs. Full nudity from Amanda Peet.

He doesn't need to remove his own face. He needs a donor face to modify to look like his.
helps when your friend is a dentist. :laughing:
 
How the fuck his backpack and notebook stay intact yet he is already at the skeletal state? They expect us to use common core math to add this shit show up?
serious? We've shot deer in the afternoon, can't find them till the next morning and had them nearly in a skelton state by scavengers. They also don't say what state the backpack or notebook were in but obviously they are not edible. Dow south with as much bugs and critters around I would expect anything dead to be consumed pretty quickly. And skeletal could mean quite a range.

Unless you think they found him like this: :flipoff2:

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Fucking Irate knew this back in September and the FBI is just now catching up. Bravo!





Deceased fugitive Brian Laundrie died of suicide, a forensic anthropologist told Laundrie family attorney Steven Bertolino on Tuesday.

Laundrie took his own life with a gunshot wound to the head, Bertolino said.


"Chris and Robert are still mourning the loss of their son and are hopeful that these findings bring closure to both families," he said.

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Chris and Roberta Laundrie at Myakkahatchee Creek Environmental Park in Florida on October 20, 2021 (Michael Ruiz/Fox News Digital)
The Florida District 12 Medical Examiner said Thursday that officials completed their investigation through a scene response by medical examiner personnel, a complete examination of the recovered skeletal remains, a consultation with a forensic odontologist that confirmed a comparison of dental records, a consultation with a forensic anthropologist and a comparison of remains by DNA analysis.

Laundrie was a person of interest in the disappearance and homicide of his former fiancée, Gabby Petito — a tragedy that captured the nation's attention for more than a month after Petito's family reported her missing on September 11.

BRIAN LAUNDRIE UPDATE: FAMILY SURRENDERED GUN TO LAW ENFORCEMENT ON SEPT. 17 – BUT ONE WAS MISSING

Authorities recovered Laundrie's partial skeletal remains, along with a backpack and other personal items belonging to Laundrie, on Oct. 20 at the Myakkahatchee Creek Environmental Park in North Port, Florida. The following day, after a comparison of dental records, the agency confirmed the remains as Laundrie's.

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Brian Laundrie as seen in bodycam footage released by the Moab Police Department in Utah. (Moab PD)
The medical examiner's office conducted an initial autopsy in late October, but results came back inconclusive. The remains were then sent to a forensic anthropologist.

Forensic anthropologists analyze human remains, conduct DNA tests and look for any signs of weapon evidence to help determine how a person died.

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BRIAN LAUNDRIE FOUND: PARENTS MAY HAVE JUST MISSED DISCOVERING SON THEMSELVES

Authorities also found Laundrie's notebook on Oct. 20, which police say "may be salvageable." It is unclear what is inside the notebook.

Laundrie had returned to his parents' home on Sept. 1 without her. Petito's family reported her missing 10 days later. Laundrie's parents then reported their son missing on Sept. 17 but clarified later that the last time they saw him was Sept. 13.

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Gabby Petito (Instagram)
The North Port Police Department and the FBI searched the Myakkahatchee Creek park for more than a month before eventually finding Brian's remains and personal items with help from Laundrie's parents in an area that had previously been underwater.

BRIAN LAUNDRIE SEARCH: FBI CONFIRMS UNIDENTIFIED HUMAN REMAINS, FUGITIVE'S BACKPACK AND NOTEBOOK FOUND

Police previously directed questions about a firearm from Fox News to the FBI. The FBI has not released any new information about the case at the time of publication.

Petito-Schmidt family attorney Richard Stafford told Fox News' Laura Ingle that the family "has been aware of the circumstances surrounding the suicide of the sole suspect in Gabby’s murder" and "will not be making a statement at this time due to the request of the United States Attorney’s Office and the Teton County Prosecutor’s Office."


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"The family was asked to not comment and let the FBI continue their investigation and allow the United States Attorney’s Office make a determination on whether any additional individuals will be charged," he said. "When that determination is made, we will have a statement."
 
I heard a interview with someone that was doubting the suicide theory. Some kind of discrepancy with the gun used and/or not found at the body? Wildlife could have moved the body too. Enough doubt to not feel like that was a cut and dry call.
 
"died by suicide" is some newspeak bull the press loves to repeat.

He killed himself. He committed suicide.

Died by suicide is glossing over it. They love to do that
 
"died by suicide" is some newspeak bull the press loves to repeat.

He killed himself. He committed suicide.

Died by suicide is glossing over it. They love to do that
Somebody is always trying to church up a common saying, like the fucking food servers that ask, "How is everything tasting?". I have no idea how "everything" is tasting. :shaking: Like it makes the dining experience more elegant of some such shit.
 
Crap...I voted skipped the country. I figured he'd be too big a puss to off himself.
Oh well...
 
Somebody is always trying to church up a common saying, like the fucking food servers that ask, "How is everything tasting?". I have no idea how "everything" is tasting. :shaking: Like it makes the dining experience more elegant of some such shit.
So didn't you taste everything? What a bunch of whiny bitches you all have become.
 
Just read an article saying other people might be charged for her death, parents?
 
Somebody is always trying to church up a common saying, like the fucking food servers that ask, "How is everything tasting?". I have no idea how "everything" is tasting. :shaking: Like it makes the dining experience more elegant of some such shit.
I always think to myself, "how the fuck do I know how everything is tasting I'm not tasting everything, I'm only tasting this shit that I ordered
 
I always think to myself, "how the fuck do I know how everything is tasting I'm not tasting everything, I'm only tasting this shit that I ordered


What, you don't taste the napkin, table cloth, salt and pepper shakers and all the other "everythings" at or around the table? What is wrong with you???



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Somebody is always trying to church up a common saying, like the fucking food servers that ask, "How is everything tasting?". I have no idea how "everything" is tasting. :shaking: Like it makes the dining experience more elegant of some such shit.
They may ask, "How is everything tasting?" so folks will give them feedback only about the food.
"How is everything?", may get unwanted feedback about (possibly shitty) service. Verbal judo, kinda'.
And asking when their mouths are full lessens the chance they'll take much of your time with their answer.

Hit diners w/ a required "request for feedback" when there's a 90% chance they'll give you a brief, positive response.
Then go rub your nutsack on the breadsticks in the kitchen on your way out back to have a smoke with the bus boys :laughing:
 
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