pitch in to get evernoob laid

[trampas]

Word on the street has it that...


Add can fork over a six-pac of Redbull
flecker has a 1/2 pack of Winston light 100's
Splib has some witticisms to toss in
Mr Stubs throws in some killer memes
trampas with words of encouragement

How much you got, what're you willing to part with, ante up to the bar bitches.



Or better yet...


...post up what you think other members should part with, for the cause.

 

[2JZ]

Ive got a Twisted Tea with his name on it.

 

[ConwayMuddy]

I've got a never used ball gag sitting here

 

[KarlVP]

1/2 pack of fruit stripe gum that has been sitting in the center console of my truck since last summer.

 

[scooter2374]

I've got a pack of unused rubbers so he don't get the gonnasyphaherpa-aids.

 

[Elwenil]

I've got a pack of condoms so we don't end up with more of the motherfuckers.

 

[Add]

Word on the street has is it that...


Add can fork over a six-pac of Redbull
flecker has a 1/2 pack of Winston light 100's
Splib has some witticisms to toss in
Mr Stubs throws in some killer memes
trampas with words of encouragement


How much you got, what're you willing to part with, ante up to the bar bitches.

Whoa whoa whoa.....I mean, I'm all for helping a complete and total stranger get some strange. But my redbull...?

 

[Deleted Member]

I have a budget to think of...

Surely someone knows a chick that'll take a load in the face for some warm beer and stale cheetos. I mean, it's Everboob...

 

[Deleted Member]

I've got a pack of unused rubbers so he don't get the gonnasyphaherpa-aids.

I've got a pack of condoms so we don't end up with more of the motherfuckers.

Look at you guys, protecting all of humanity.

 

[det107]

Paging Dr. Frank N. Furter-

 

[2big bronco]

Anyone need some fence boards?

 

[Mattafact]

I'll donate some lidocaine patches so he doesn't feel it when [486] and Conwaymuddy turn him into Chinese finger cuffs.

 

[Boss]

 

[MuntCuffin]

I got some goats.

he can borrow my muck boots so they can't get away.

 

[trampas]

Whoa whoa whoa.....I mean, I'm all for helping a complete and total stranger get some strange. But my redbull...?

I'll flip you back to the maybe column.


Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy. Yep, I'm ready to dispense them. I can get others.

 

[Add]

I'll flip you back to the maybe column.


Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy. Yep, I'm ready to dispense them. I can get others.

I can offer some stokers wintergreen long cut

 

[dntsdad]

He'll shoot his eye out.

 

[total newb]

Only of he pitches in to help my pittbull get better

 

[Add]

Only of he pitches in to help my pittbull get better

I'll throw a few bucks your way. What's your PayPal address

 

[Animalmother]

Just here for moral support. Got some hoss

 

[IGT]

Can 486 loan him a toy?
So he don’t embarrass himself if Willy don’t show:rolleyes:

 

[ConwayMuddy]

I'll donate some lidocaine patches so he doesn't feel it when [486] and Conwaymuddy turn him into Chinese finger cuffs.

Whoa there, I'm not gay...





but mouths is mouths and butts is butts

 

[Mattafact]

Whoa there, I'm not gay...





but mouths is mouths and butts is butts

If you penetrate his pee hole that makes him gay, not you.

 

[ConwayMuddy]

If you penetrate his pee hole that makes him gay, not you.

Ah yes, the Mexican school of thought on homosexuality

 

[Your Mom]

Word on the street has it that...


Add can fork over a six-pac of Redbull
flecker has a 1/2 pack of Winston light 100's
Splib has some witticisms to toss in
Mr Stubs throws in some killer memes
trampas with words of encouragement

How much you got, what're you willing to part with, ante up to the bar bitches.



Or better yet...


...post up what you think other members should part with, for the cause.

Sugar free Red Bull?

 

[shortbus4x4]

I've got a pack of condoms so we don't end up with more of the motherfuckers.

I don't think you can get more of the mother fuckers with the ghey butt secks so raw dogging it goes.

 

[Motorcycle Matt]

I'll throw in some thirty year old wheel bearing grease for lube and a little dry graphite to get a metal flake effect.

 

[Add]

Sugar free Red Bull?

I'm slowly trying to make the switch to keep my bitch tits from growing

 

[total newb]

I don't think you can get more of the mother fuckers with the ghey butt secks so raw dogging it goes.

Uh...... its to prevent poop noodle not preggers

 

[ConwayMuddy]

Uh...... its to prevent poop noodle not preggers

Meh, all the bitches do AtM these days