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Petophelia

It’s nothing new.

Back in the mid 70’s, I had a buddy who had this one crazy bitch sister. Now mind you, his whole family including him was riding the rail of over the edge of things. < long story and I actually wrote some stories about them in writing classes. Anywho, his crazy middle sister of three was nicknamed “kinky” and she had a female pit bull dog she named “yuck fou”.

One day in auto mechanics class I had with my then buddy, he’s acting stranger than normal, for him anyway. I nicked named him “triple N” - Normal Norman Nesbit and he was anything but normal :laughing: so I asked him what was up with him. He tells me that when he got home from school the day before, he heard strange noises coming from her bedroom. So he opened her door to check on her and saw her dog eating her skanky ass nasty pussy out and she had a jar of their peanut butter next to her. :barf::laughing: It was the first time in my life of hearing anything like this happening so yeah, my mind raced with those images he painted in my mind and I knew right then that life was going to throw some awfully strange shit in the path of your life’s journey.

Last time I saw her was when I went with him and his parents to some place in Tennessee. We were into modifying and building VWs and they had a VW bus he was going to get the transaxle out of. She was living with a nasty ass guy that looked like he used his face as a punching bag and put a fire on it out with ice picks and a meat tenderizer hammer, a Phillips head screw driver, cheese grater, a small rototiller and a pneumatic needle scalar with the air turned up over 150psi.

Only thing I heard about them a year or so later was that her guy got into another bar or drug deal gone bad fight and lost his pos life to a few gun shot bullet holes poked through his worthless body. No idea about her after that.

Cool story bro I know 😎🥸🤓
 
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