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Pelosi's husband attacked

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:lmao::laughing:
 
How long do you think a gofundme for his legal defence would last?:lmao:

I'm sorry but if you are going to be a fucking bond villain you better have top notch security for your family or some waterhead with a hammer is going to get ya.

This story made me think of this video. It starts at the relevant part but the whole thing is gold.:lmao:
 
Yah, lemme get this straight. An 82 year old man is confronted by and violently attacked by an assailant with a hammer. And he's still alive? The article says SEVERELY beaten, and then "Pelosi was being treated by doctors for bruising, severe swelling and other injuries. Nancy Pelosi’s spokesman Drew Hammill said he was expected to make a full recovery".

Expected to make a full recovery? The fawk?

If I beat on someone with a hammer, they are gonna die. No doubt about it. This is definitely some Jussie BS.
 
Yah, lemme get this straight. An 82 year old man is confronted by and violently attacked by an assailant with a hammer. And he's still alive? The article says SEVERELY beaten, and then "Pelosi was being treated by doctors for bruising, severe swelling and other injuries. Nancy Pelosi’s spokesman Drew Hammill said he was expected to make a full recovery".

Expected to make a full recovery? The fawk?

If I beat on someone with a hammer, they are gonna die. No doubt about it. This is definitely some Jussie BS.

Using a hammer tells me it was an inside job.:stirthepot:
 
This crocodile was killed with 2 smacks from a hammer...


Yet all these people died:


ALL of them in much better shape than a drunktard 82 year old swindler.

None of this adds up.
 
I have often thought that a hypothetical person in a jerry rigged remote control fuel tanker with lit road flares on it might park in her living room.

Hypothetically.
If it has a pup loaded with fertilizer then I like the way you think.
 
The suspect allegedly entered through a sliding door while carrying a hammer and was looking for Nancy Pelosi herself. According to ABC News, as the suspect entered the house, he was shouting "Where's Nancy?"


Why oh why couldn't she have been there.

My guess would be that Hammer Time is a left wing nut pissed about Ukraine and that we are all going to die from Russian nukes. Copycat of the folks who were yelling at AOC.
 
2:27 am. Officers respond.
Pelosi and suspect both holding a hammer.
Cops watch guy assault pelosi.
Arrest guy.
42 year old David Depapi (I've butchered this name)
We're all (alphabet people and cops) doing our best to figure out the motive.
Our department will issue a release soon.
Thanks to everyone that responded and was involved.
no questions

the contents of the police statement.

edited for correction about a hammer
 
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