My Dog Fucked Around and Found Out

[Grnd93]

Went to let my husky in the house before breakfast this morning only to find his lead laying in the driveway with no dog attached.

threw on my overalls, coat and boots and went out to locate him. Fortunately we have had decent snowfall and I found his tracks in the ditch that runs along my property. He made it two houses away and was apparently harassing a pig that my neighbor has. Neighbor didn’t take too kindly and my dog met the business end of a shovel. No marks on him and he seems uninjured, but he has been pretty mellow the rest of the day.

still trying to figure out how he got off the lead.

 

[[486]]

I read the first line as you found his head in the driveway

 

[M92PV4U]

Hopefully he won't need a second lesson.

 

[Mercedesrover]

At least he didn't get shot.....

 

[Pyleit]

At least said neighbor was nice enough to not shoot him

 

[Provience]

;n311249]I read the first line as you found his head in the driveway

yup, then i read it again and thought :maybe he meant leg.

well, good to hear the dog and the pig both survived!

 

[rockyota83]

shouldnt you be on twinstabook being outraged your poor furbaby got assaulted by a racist trumper?

 

[rockyota83]

;n311249]I read the first line as you found his head in the driveway

x3 i had to read it again too

 

[Grnd93]

shouldnt you be on twinstabook being outraged your poor furbaby got assaulted by a racist trumper?

you have me mistaken for someone else

 

[rockyota83]

beheaded a dog with a shovel, remind me not to piss off that pig farmer

 

[[486]]

beheaded a dog with a shovel, remind me not to piss off that pig farmer

I learned on here not too long ago that you're supposed to sharpen your shovels
maybe this is why?

 

[rockyota83]

you have me mistaken for someone else

 

[Stix]

Huskies are pretty smart. I’m betting he learned his lesson. My Doberman only chased the neighbors chickens once.

 

[rockyota83]

;n311264]

I learned on here not too long ago that you're supposed to sharpen your shovels
maybe this is why?

i have this hanging from my headache rack maybe i should go sharpen it
https://www.lowes.com/pd/Kobalt-48-in-Steel-Long-handle-Digging-Shovel/1000212059

 

[M92PV4U]

i have this hanging from my headache rack maybe i should go sharpen it
https://www.lowes.com/pd/Kobalt-48-in-Steel-Long-handle-Digging-Shovel/1000212059

Wrong style, this style is for beheading.

 

[Grnd93]

Huskies are pretty smart. I’m betting he learned his lesson. My Doberman only chased the neighbors chickens once.

It’s been a couple years since he killed another neighbors’ thanksgiving turkey. I guess he needs a refresher once in awhile.

 

[YotaAtieToo]

x3 i had to read it again too

Add me to the list ​​​​​​

 

[Captain Call]

Your neighbor is a lot nicer than I am I guess.

 

[Motorcharge]

;n311249]I read the first line as you found his head in the driveway

I had to read that 3 fucking times before I realized it didn't say "head".

 

[Wendle]

Add me to the list ​​​​​​

yep, add me too. I'm thinking this dude's amazingly calm for someone who's just found his dog decapitated...

 

[Grnd93]

yep, add me too. I'm thinking this dude's amazingly calm for someone who's just found his dog decapitated...

That made me laugh

 

[rockyota83]

yep, add me too. I'm thinking this dude's amazingly calm for someone who's just found his dog decapitated...

i was wondering when he was gonna find the rest of the body

 

[FleshEater]

How he got off the lead? He’s a husky. Those fuckers run. It’s what they do. Mine did the same thing.

 

[Splib]

I have to say as a former CalTrans - Calif DOT employee that was the improper use of a shovel.

 

[M92PV4U]

I have to say as a former CalTrans - Calif DOT employee that was the improper use of a shovel.

Yes, they are much better served as a kickstand.

 

[Yota Up]

It’s been a couple years since he killed another neighbors’ thanksgiving turkey. I guess he needs a refresher once in awhile.

Did he eat the turkey after killing it or just kill it and that's it?

As far as how he got off the lead, that's what husky's do. They go.

 

[Vinman]

;n311249]I read the first line as you found his head in the driveway

Exactly how I read it as well

 

[Squamch]

Chalk up another one for reading about his head in the driveway.

And another one for your husky was husking. That's what they do. They run.

 

[Thatg9659]

A libtard friend has a husky, he's always inside and she's "husky" I know he doesn't get out much let alone run, Poor doggo she does vids of him on car rides, I keep waiting for the vid when he rips her throat out and bails out the window.

 

[dave_dj1]

;n311249]I read the first line as you found his head in the driveway

exactly how I read it, i cringed to open the thread