Well then I’ve got a story for you.
When we were in my first year anatomy class, they had a cadaver specifically for teaching the penis/testes. It was cut at the waist and the thigh just proximal to the distal femur so it could stand on its own stumps.
Anyways, they gather us around for the big reveal and remove the drape to unveil this…
thing and all of the men in the room audibly gasp at
the biggest penis I’ve ever seen. I’m not exaggerating when I say that the head came down to just above where the knee would have been.
And the instructors needed help to show the different structures, so they would ask for volunteers to hold it up. You’d think that at that size they’d just be able to throw it up and over the waist right? Well they tried to initially, but it was also so thick and heavy that the weight combined with the embalming fluid would just make it start slithering off the body like a snake and fall with a
very audible
thunk back onto the metal table and distract everyone all over again.
This thing had to be at least 11 inches and was almost as thick as a coke can. Again, I know what you’re thinking, you gotta figure that it’s not real. Maybe it’s implants, or silicone, or hyaluronic injections. Or maybe this man was the recipient of the first successful inter-species penile transplant from a horse. These were all things that also went through my mind as well.
Wrong. It was also bisected from head to base and both
individual sides were the girth of a normally fully torqued penis. So you could see that it was all natural from the inside out.
I think it was only by some act of mercy that the instructors kept asking for the men in the class to hold it so that the women wouldn’t have the muscle memory of remembering holding that monster hog and having to compare others to it. There were grown men in that class holding it looking like they were about to cry.
Whoever was holding it at the time would literally have to be asked multiple times to move it because they would just be staring at it and zoning out. Or they'd be holding it about halfway down the shaft and
the second half of it would still flop into the way of the other structures. So the instructors would casually be like
"just use both hands like 4 inches apart".
Anyways, on unrelated note, that was the day I decided that I could never donate my body to science. Still an organ donor though.
Edit: I wasn’t expecting this to blow up so much so here’s some bonus info:
1) When I say that it would have been “just above where the knee was” what I mean was that - because the legs had been amputated just proximal to the distal femur - the penis was actually
longer than the legs, and slithered out onto the table for another inch+ when the cadaver was “standing” on its stumps.
2) I was one of the male students tasked with wrangling/wrestling with this anaconda at one point, and let me tell you - it had some heft to it. I’m a longtime/serious lifter so I’m pretty good at being able to tell how much something weighs when I pick it up. I would estimate that this magnum dong was about 3.5-4 pounds of man-meat (that’s about 1.6-1.8 kg of pure unadultered shlong for our international friends).
I like to think this man knew what he was doing when he donated his body to a cadaver lab. A number of our cadavers were previous doctors so I always wondered if he was an old retired attending just trying to wreck the students one last time by pimping us on his shmeat.
