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Fuck it....I'm not checking shit. To my knowledge its still legal to laugh hysterically at them. If or when asked what I'm laughing at, your retardation is usually the answer.

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My daughter's 14yo girl friend goes by "Carl". I usually call her Fred or George. :homer:
 
My wife and I are trying to keep it real. Have to check ourselves in public occasionally.
Mine are still young Im trying so hard to raise them the way I was raised. They fall I tell em to get up and wipe it off. The younger parents on the playground are just appalled when i dont rush right over and gush over them. Most of my age friends are becoming grandparents and I cringe when i see what theyre dealing with. I really weep for kids futures.
 
Mine are still young Im trying so hard to raise them the way I was raised. They fall I tell em to get up and wipe it off. The younger parents on the playground are just appalled when i dont rush right over and gush over them. Most of my age friends are becoming grandparents and I cringe when i see what theyre dealing with. I really weep for kids futures.
Mine are young as well. One of mine started crying because he didnt get his way. A few friends looked at me to see if I was going to do anything. I replied “He’s fine, just looks like his estrogen spiked up a bit. It will come back down.” Most laughed bystanders looked like they wanted to call CPS.
 

Last year a friend of mine brought a new guy from work into the group. Nice kid, early 30s kind of funny, but real urban. Hes a little millenialish in his behaviour, but from what i understand his dad wasnt much of a guys guy so he never really learned how to do outdoor shit. So anyway he decides he was gonna do something similar and just go running through the woods on a neighboring lease wearing a bigfoot outfit so they see him on the game cams. I know the guys on the lease, and they are good people but theyre the target audience for The Jerry Springer show. As funny as that would have been , we had to explain to him why running through the woods dressed as sasquatch in the middle of nowhere surrounded by rednecks at deer camp was a bad idea.
 
Mine are young as well. One of mine started crying because he didnt get his way. A few friends looked at me to see if I was going to do anything. I replied “He’s fine, just looks like his estrogen spiked up a bit. It will come back down.” Most laughed bystanders looked like they wanted to call CPS.

Oh fuck! Im so throwing that out on the playground.
 
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