Lawn care hypothetical.

[Gbkeith]

Hypothetical, I’d spend about 18-30 months collecting parts to mount 5-10 weed eaters that I find on the side of the road to that excavator. I’d be about $10,000 into this and yes I could have just spent $500/day for a brush cutter rental…but something something

I like where this is going.

 

[Gbkeith]

Where is your dog?

He should have run it off.

If only that were the case.

 

[Tagjeep]

Throw up the horns,and yell wooo=pig=sooooie.

 

[jeeptj19992001]

But what if it’s Canadian swine and it’s illegal to have a gun? What do you do?

Die

 

[ThePanzerFuhrer]

What are you doing standing around? You should flying around in a helicopter while weed eating

 

[Sceep]

369 damn shawty fine

to the windowwwwsss!
To the walllssss!
Tell the hogs they can suck my balls (BAWLS!)

I’d get low, get low get low.

🎶
Ya'll Sceep Sceep motherfucker! Ya'll Sceep Sceep motherfucker!


Wait... no?

 

[Ebs]

Train the hogs to eat the weeds?

 

[Sceep]

Train the hogs to eat the weeds?

Are we talking about Sus scrofa or big women? Either way fucking them to assert your dominance is probably your best bet.

big girls don't like salad.

 

[Ebs]

You're likely gonna need to put bbq sauce on the weeds at first to get them goin', just a suggestion from my limited hoggin' experience

 

[arse_sidewards]

Grab the barbecue sauce and advance toward them with intend to put them in the freezer. They'll run. Animals know when they're the prey.

 

[Gdogg]

Pull out my 45 and have pork ribs for dinner

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

What kind of fag doesn't get a boner while operating a weed wacker.

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

We do not have hogs running amok so OP needs to help me out

to help with the visual
do they come out of the bushes and just root around?
Or did they spread out in a circle equally spaced facing you each is a karate stance, but that one individual that is twirling num-chuks, visibly irritated that you are operating a sissy electric seedeater in their hood?

 

[Gbkeith]

We do not have hogs running amok so OP needs to help me out

to help with the visual
do they come out of the bushes and just root around?
Or did they spread out in a circle equally spaced facing you each is a karate stance, but that one individual that is twirling num-chuks, visibly irritated that you are operating a sissy electric seedeater in their hood?

Hard to predict. Probably you should present a well thought out response to each of those potential scenarios.

 

[animator]

Draw your pistol and shoot them. One of the last pigs I shot at was from the seat of a tractor while brush hogging.

Guy on the lease was running a walk behind brush mower and had a sounder run past him.

That’s why we always carry at least a pistol out on the property.

 

[I HATE PONIES]

Jam the head of the weed eater down in the gravel and pin the trigger down full open. Better than a gun really.

 

[fordguy]

Yell and run towards them holding trimmer over your head throttling it. They'll run off.

 

[fordguy]

If only that were the case.

the dog:

 

[Bacchus]

It’s electric.

Trick question. You're not getting a mile from the truck with an electric weedeater.

Now let’s say, hypothetically, that your weedeater is actually a mini excavator. And these pigs are actually a bear.

What do you do now? What do you do?

Well now you done changed the rules in the middle of the game.

 

[Gbkeith]

Trick question. You're not getting a mile from the truck with an electric weedeater.


Well now you done changed the rules in the middle of the game.

It’s a DeWalt and I carry a bandoleer of spare batteries.

 

[Bacchus]

It’s a DeWalt and I carry a bandoleer of spare batteries.

Well then start hucking batteries, ol son. Sumbitches got some heft to 'em.

 

[Zg86]

Wheres your gun?

 

[Gbkeith]

Wheres your gun?

This hypothetical situation involves a cultured person. Or something. I’m not sure.

 

[JD Mark]

A real man is going to saddle up the hog, and ride it while finishing the trimming.

 

[Texas97]

Yell and run towards them holding trimmer over your head throttling it. They'll run off.

If one/they charge you, wait until they get relatively close and jump to the side. Hogs are fast in a straight line but can't really turn at full speed.

Tell those hogs "I dont give a fuck about you" and just crash that piece of shit weedeater and then step away.....

 

[D_JEEPER]

5.CRANK THEM HOGS WHILE YOU FULLY SHIDDID GOBBLESS

 

[Bacho]

Had a Mexican helping us on a job who encountered a copperhead while we eating. His default answer was beating the snake with the head of weedeater as opposed to just cutting it in half like a weed.

He would probably resort to the same solution for a pack of hogs.

 

[Aggie06]

Buy an F450 and use it to haul the hogs around?

 

[JD Mark]

Buy an F450 and use it to haul the hogs around?

Make sure to upgrade to 22.5's that are rolled into the loan and take them to the daycare for the kiddies to pet.

 

[Aggie06]

Are they big gnarly boars, or are they like this one I saw in a corn field last week?