Just got chased down on my way to work

[Gatorgrizz27]

My Land Rover is down with a coolant leak, so I had to drive my wife’s Miata to work this morning. I’m sitting at a light and this dude keeps checking me out. Figured he thought I was gay since I was in a Miata, when I shook my head at him like I wasn’t interested he went NUTS.

Started chasing me, I had to hit over 100 and he was still right on my tail, swerving all over the place, was on the phone with someone screaming at how I snubbed and rejected him.

He must have finally called one of his jack booted corrupt cop buddies, because they shot her car door with a damn bean bag and sent a dog over trying to find drugs. I fed him a sausage biscuit I was saving for the office and found out the K9 is being retired in a couple months. Cool dog, I’m going to try to adopt him.

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

 

[Byro]

Fairly funny spin-off.
6.5/10

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

 

[KarlVP]

I chuckled

 

[Baldy]

So yer gay?

 

[SuperAwesome]

I gargled, I mean giggled.

 

[KarlVP]

Where is USMC Doc when you need him?

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

Where is USMC Doc when you need him?

He's over on FB pimping himself for likes.

 

[M92PV4U]

 

[Gunwalls_Buckthorne]

I read OP screen name as Gator Gizz every single time it comes up.

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

I read OP screen name as Gator Gizz every single time it comes up.

I thought that's what it said until you pointed it out.

 

[SoylentGreen]

Fairly funny spin-off.
6.5/10

7/10. Would read again.

 

[smurfblue40]

 

[RusM]

7.5/10

But we all know you're only queer when you're driving the Miata....

 

[tracyb]

taking bean bag loads was wanted, the beastiality was just icing on top?

 

[Ransil]

I thought that's what it said until you pointed it out.

meetoo ....i had to scoll back up to look

 

[User Deleted]

Seems to be a rash of this shit going on....

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

But we all know you're only queer when you're driving the Miata....

Don't sell him short...

 

[shortbus4x4]

OP, did you bail out your boyfriend last night? Or did you let him get some strange in jail?

 

[FlatLander]

taking bean bag loads was wanted, the beastiality was just icing on top?

Anyone know where GatorJizz is from? NM and WV don't out right make bestiality illegal. He would be on the lamb from the fed bois though.

 

[Clastic]

He's over on FB pimping himself for likes.

Word? Which one of the million 3%/sheepdawg/bigigloo/gruntsyle/nodsonrandomthings page is he?

Or did he go the Jeepbra route?

 

[[486]]

taking bean bag loads was wanted, the beastiality was just icing on top?

reeeeed rocket

(said like the red robin commercial)

 

[FJC11]

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

Anyone know where GatorJizz is from?

#Floridaman IIPC.