I can fap to that.

[87manche]

J lo @ 51.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIBrHrYJ72B/?utm_source=ig_embed

 

[Scooter]

My Mrs. can't stand her, I loved her in Out of Sight.

 

[87manche]

I can't say I really know anything about her, her music or her acting.

but damn.

 

[ConwayMuddy]

Never saw the appeal, still don't, meh

 

[Pony_Driver]

I've done worse.

 

[RusM]

I've done worse.

And how!

 

[Pukemaggots]

She is pretty fly.

 

[Aisin]

Can we see the photo that doesn’t have 20 hours of photoshop into it?

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

Can we see the photo that doesn’t have 20 hours of photoshop into it?

This

 

[Fullsize80cherokee]

I’d rather park my penis up this 55 year old

 

[87manche]

I’d rather my penis up this 55 year old

jeebus she's still fawking hot.

 

[Tin Roof]

Elizabeth Hurley has to be a vampire. Good grief she’s hotter than most 30 year olds.

 

[DirtRoads]

I’d rather park my penis up this 55 year old

Agree, but either would be fine tbh.

 

[Boss]

, But I see all the gay men here have come out to ogle her muscles. I prefer soft and titty like. You know, like a women.

 

[tracyb]

aint a one of these old hags look like 'their pictures' not even the best surgeons can do what a highschool kid can when photo edits.


not syaing i wouldn't slam them both like a screen door. aint no shame in it.


one of the best couger stories i have is my best friend slamming a couger.... and broke her hip. no joke had to call the meat wagon and all.

 

[JR4X]

I prefer skinny white girl ass to the the big Latino ass but J-Lo is doing well for a Mexican her age!!! Mexican women tend to age like fruit.

E-Hurley

 

[Motorcharge]

I mean it's never been easier to look that good in your 50s, at least on the internet. There's no shortage of filtering and editing going on.

 

[woods]

I'd take an average chick with no makeup over a some woman that has more bondo work than a 1980s Chevy in the rust belt. But you do you.

 

[Mr Stubs]

Mac and Cheese baby, Mac and Cheese😎😏

 

[dntsdad]

What does fap even stand for?

I know it means jerk off but is it an acronym for something?

Regardless, Id take Hurley in the IBB auction of the two

 

[SomeGuy]

What does fap even stand for?

I know it means jerk off but is it an acronym for something?

Regardless, Id take Hurley in the IBB auction of the two

Serious? It's the sound it makes...fap fap fap.

 

[ConwayMuddy]

I mean it's never been easier to look that good in your 50s, at least on the internet. There's no shortage of filtering and editing going on.

Most women in their 20s need just as much filtering, if not more.

 

[Runningquarters]

You f**ckers will argue about anything. If either one of them even looked you direction you'd premature ejaculate.

 

[billdacat]

Irate4x4 has reached a new high!

 

[projectdad]

Having enough money to be able to afford to have someone slap cupcakes out of your mouth all day and push you to work out multiple hours per week and most anyone can be physically fit, add in a decent photographer and professional post processing on the photo and even my ogre looking self could be downright marginally acceptable.

That said the only reason I'd her kick outta my bed is to fuck her on the floor, giving her 97.375 seconds of the most potentially average wienering she's ever had.

 

[gt1guy]

I would nut before even getting my pants down with either one of them. Best I could hope for is throwing it at them.

 

[stjames151]

There's only one chick I've ever banged that I wouldn't fap to honestly. I was really drunk & young, and she was really horny/motivating. That being said, I'd fap to the wife as soon as any other woman, but no need. Fortunately i have the code to her locker.

 

[No way]

I would nut before even getting my pants down with either one of them. Best I could hope for is throwing it at them.

I'd fling a fistfull of jiz in her general direction

 

[Mr Stubs]

I'd fling a fistfull of jiz in her general direction

Silence of the Lambs comes to mind...

 

[Aisin]

Silence of the Lambs comes to mind...

I can smell your ****