Hurry run out and buy all you can and stock up!

[Landslide]

Girl friend had this set to her from Home Land security :wink: :wink: they’re sending out the national guard. So run out and panic buy and stock up on your supplies while they last and you can’t leave your house to get anything

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

I call BS.

 

[Boss]

Mkay....

 

[Thumping]

🤣 been hearing that from the very beginning. The only thing Democrats would have an issue with would be the no protest or looting.

However two weeks at home...I could get alot of shit done.

 

[mechanicalmongoose20]

Who the fuck doesn't already have 2 weeks worth of supplies?

 

[Mr Stubs]

Who the fuck doesn't already have 2 weeks worth of supplies?

Well, I am almost out of eggs...

 

[CenCon]

Another day, another I heard this, I heard that. Did you see this, did you see that.

*comment was not directed at anybody in specific, but social media in general.

 

[Ickychron]

This “announcement” was going around months ago as a chain letter/social media conspiracy

 

[PhillyFan55]

https://www.rollingstone.com/politi...ord-act-coronavirus-text-message-hoax-967724/

From March...as mentioned above...reads the same

 

[Rooster831]

Well, I am almost out of eggs...

Buy a chicken

 

[bradp674]

 

[Wheelerfreak]

Who the fuck doesn't already have 2 weeks worth of supplies?

The majority of the U.S. population would be my guess, the same majority that has less than $1,000 in savings.

 

[Add]

OP's first day on the internet

 

[woods]

Well boys, looks like hunting season may be a bit early this year.

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

OP's first day on the internet

2nd. He found that yesterday and it took him another full day to figure out how to post that picture instead of a link.

 

[Add]

2nd. He found that yesterday and it took him another full day to figure out how to post that picture instead of a link.

​​​​​​should we tell him Boyd's dead?

 

[evernoob]

The majority of the U.S. population would be my guess, the same majority that has less than $1,000 in savings.

Your net worth is positive? Rare indeed.

 

[Landslide]

2nd. He found that yesterday and it took him another full day to figure out how to post that picture instead of a link.

Here and I always thought you were the... slowpoke.

 

[Landslide]

​​​​​​should we tell him Boyd's dead?

I had no idea your libertard friends had already sent this too you loooong ago, must make you feel real “special” huh.

 

[Add]

I had no idea your libertard friends had already sent this too you loooong ago, must make you feel real “special” huh.

Hahahah....no, I didn't get what appears to be a photoshoped fax from the department of homeland security telling me to pass it along to all my friends and family.

the only thing missing on the bottom is the line
"send this to 10 people and your crush will ask you out"

 

[Wheelerfreak]

Your net worth is positive? Rare indeed.

Why is that related to my statement?

 

[evernoob]

Why is that related to my statement?

Well, it is usually customary to criticize someone for hypocrisy, but I recognize that your observation is not a hypocrisy, carry on.

 

[mechanicalmongoose20]

​​​​​​should we tell him Boyd's dead?

Wait hold the fuckin phone....

 

[Ted_Kaczynski]

Who the fuck doesn't already have 2 weeks worth of supplies?

2 weeks worth of beer is A LOT

 

[Mountain-Dweller]

2 weeks worth of beer is A LOT

I think I could make it, have almost 2 kegs of local microbrew...
One in the Kegerator and the other waiting it's turn

 

[Add]

I'm almost positive I don't have 2 weeks worth of anything
​​

 

[Slander]

Next post from the OP after he gets further into this newly discovered thing called the internet and computer fonts:

addionally I heard they found this picture in the wreckage

 

[Mvanhelden]

The US military couldn’t stomach a war with its citizens, it would be a blood bath of unimaginable proportions. With no goal or objective, why would they even try?

 

[Landslide]

Next post from the OP after he gets further into this newly discovered thing called the internet and computer fonts:
filedata/fetch?id=90362&d=1596404476
addionally I heard they found this picture in the wreckage

Things go over your head easily don’t they?

 

[clodhopper]

a "fax" from homeland security? with grammatical errors (ie Invoke, not evoke)? Yeah, I'll pass on that.